GIANTS
Giants are big. And when I mean big I mean really really ******** big. They're reputed to be wonderful bakers, but that's only because their bread is made with the crushed human bones. And their pastries have elf blood in the fillings.
AVERAGE LIFESPAN: Due to the fact that people of this enormous size like to die of heart failure, most giants don't even live past 30.
SUGGESTED CLASSES: Scientist, Chef and Whackjob.
LARGEST CITY: They just kind of live randomly off to the countryside, being too big for cities.

FAIRIES
Fairies are small, adorable, winged, pink-skinned creatures, who speak with helium-pitched voices. They're horribly greedy yet terribly smart, and terribly Machiavellian to boot. Given their knowledge in herbology and science, they've been known to create medicines, hallucinogenic drugs, and some of the deadliest weapons known to mankind. Fairies are also notably one of the only races who don't hate the elves, given that the elves provide the fairies with protection in exchange for the fairies' medical knowledge and weapons.
AVERAGE LIFESPAN: About 90 years.
SUGGESTED CLASSES: Whackjob, Scientist, Dancer, and amazingly, Housewife.
LARGEST CITY: Not a city, but the Magical Mystery Road and the Happily Enchanted Forest are filled with them. Fairies also inhabit the human city of Strawberry Fields, and the elf community of Mute Mountain.

NAGAS
Nagas, thrice voted the Sexiest Race of the Year, are impossibly sexy people with the lower bodies of snakes. They're sexy. Really. They're also venomous to some of the smaller creatures, like fairies, if they bite them, but there is no pain. Just an orgasmic sensation as the venom slowly courses through your body.
AVERAGE LIFESPAN: One hundred dead sexy years.
SUGGESTED CLASSES: Whackjob, Dancer
LARGEST CITY: The Happily Enchanted Forest, Strawberry Fields. The Nagas also inhabit the not-quite-lost city of Launch.

GNOMES
Gnomes are wonderful creatures, and like to inhabit the gardens of the other races. They're almost perpetually jolly and have a strange obsession with clothing, particularly women's undergarments and socks. Nonetheless, they're some of the world's greatest fashionistas. Gnomes are frequently thought of as annoying or needlessly immature, but at least they're a step above trolls and elves.
AVERAGE LIFESPAN: 50 years.
SUGGESTED CLASSES: Whackjob, Goat-herder, Scientist
LARGEST CITY: The Magical Mystery Road and The Happily Enchanted Forest.

DOLLS
Dolls are beautiful, servile beings created by the other races for the purpose of being servants and pleasing them. There has recently been an uprising of the dolls and a demand for the breakdown of stereotypes and equal rights. These rebellions have been largely successful and dolls are no longer legally second-class citizens, however, a social rift still remains. Dolls tend to look like very beautiful humans except for the fact that they are obviously made of magically-indestructible porcelain, and a huge wind-up key in their backs.
AVERAGE LIFESPAN: Forever, unless their internal workings aren't managed properly and break down, or if someone finds a way to destroy them.
SUGGESTED CLASSES: Dancer, Housewife
LARGEST CITY: Strawberry Fields

FLARANIANS
Flaranians are the flower-people of the world. They're a loving and peaceful race until someone convinces them that the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows- which, believe me, is not very hard. They're tall, graceful and orange-skinned, like a fake suntan, and have flowers on their backs, which is a secondary means of reproduction amongst them via pollination.
Their sanity is rather fragile and meager, so Flaranians tend to be one of the most eccentric and ******** crazy races of all.
AVERAGE LIFESPAN: About 50 years.
SUGGESTED CLASSES: Berserker, Goat-Herder, Whackjob, Panhandler, Dancer
LARGEST CITY: They inhabit mainly the Happily Enchanted Forest and the city of Launch.