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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:33 pm
Welcome to the Confessional!
Go for it; tell him your secrets. twisted
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:41 pm
Remy liked the darkness of the confessional. He could be inside one and be able to see without having to use his dark glasses. Though there was a large possibility the faint glowing of two eyes could be seen from the other side of the confessional. No matter. It was anonymous.
Remy knelt down and then began to speak.
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned." He began, like he had been through this multiple times before.
"It has been three days since my last confession."
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:55 pm
Sam really, really was bored of the confessional. It was dark in there, and he had to advise people on silly issues and it was just dull. He’d taken to carrying a Nintedo DS with him, as if he held it at arms length he was just able to play without the glow of the screen reflecting on his face. He figured this didn’t make him a bad deacon; he was willing to bet money that even the Pope had a short attention span regarding certain issues.
But anyway. Another day, another person.
“I’m here to listen and offer council,” he murmured, picking at a fingernail. “What are your sins?”
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:05 pm
"Umm. s**t hold on." Remy leaned back closing his eyes.
"I'm fairly certain I sleep with ten people over the weekend.. I had three threesomes and then a blow job from some guy I met in a club.. SO yeah ten people." Remy scratched the back of his neck and thought a little harder.
"I'm fairly certain I stole some money too."
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:21 pm
Sam blinked. This was not what he was used to hearing. He opened his mouth to retort and closed it again, leaning back in his chair and feeling bemused.
“Well…” he said slowly, unsure of the advice to give. The man speaking sounded of a similar age to Sam, and so he decided an honest answer would be better.
“Your sex life is your business, and as long as no others are harmed in the procedures, I don’t think it matters much. As for the stealing…I’d say track the person down and repay them, but being realistic, I’d suggest giving the same amount you stole to a worthy charity would be at least a step in the right direction.”
He paused, unsure of what else to say.
“Is there anything else I can help you with?”
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