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 Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:35 pm
First Day "Die you stupid zombie! I said die, not bite me me! Let go!" Nikoli jambed at the little buttons on his PSP, leaning back in one of the bar stools, botted feet perched on the granet counter of the kitchen counter.
"I'll show you biting you dimwitted monkey." Falicia snatched the little black devise out of her brothers hand, shut it off and put it into one of the velcro pockets of her black cargo pants.
"Hey! What the hell! I was playing that! Just because you're a few minutes older then I am doesn't mean you can boss me around." He crossed his well muscled arms over his chest, and his nineteen year old face contorted into a child like pout.
"Sure it does. Just like being related to you give me the power to do this." She smaked him upside the head, and in the same motion, kicked the raised chair leg closest to her. Nikoli barley managed to catch himself on the counter before he and the chair wound up on the floor.
"Come on Fai, give it back." She stepped behind her brother and whispered into his ear.
"Nik, you see tht guy in the door way?" she pointed at the camera man. "He's not holding a fake camera."
"Dude sweet! What's he doing here."
"Comedy Central, you know, I told you about it two weeks ago."
"I thought you were kiding." He gave her genuine puzzled stare.
"What a great way to start off the first episode, my idiot brother makes a fool of himself. Oh well, better him then me." She turned to the fridge, pulled out a glass bottle of coffe, and pulled herself onto the counter. "Everyone, I'm Falicia."
"And I'm Nikoli."
"You want comedy, just look at my brother."
"Hey!"
"We'll be joining you as hosts to events, announerces, and we also have a game of Hide and Seek going on at the moment, but most importantly we're as a little comic releif."
"Let us know if were doing a good job, or a bad one, by rating up above."
"Or if Nik just needs to something really stupid."
"Ah come on, Fai, don't be so mean."
"Stop acting like a two year old, and I might." She pulled out the PSP, clicked it on, and started playing.
"Hey give that back!" Nikoli jumped up, snatching at the devise.
"Don't think so." She jumped down from the counter, playing as she snatched her bottle of Starbucks coffee and left the room, Nik folowing shortly after her.
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:37 pm
Thanksgiving Special "Welcome t.." Falicia's words cut off as she watched her brother enter the shot. "Nik, isn't that your Haloween costume?"
"I didn't have anything else thanksgining-ee." He looked over her costume, brow furrowing. "What are you supposed to be?"
"A native American? Didn't you learn anything in school?" She turned, placing her hands on her hips
"Hey I only went to the classes, never said I paid attention."
"So much for your intelegence level." A man walked onto the set, whispering in her ear, and backing up a little as Fai looked to the camera having forgot they were rolling. She turned ack and the man made his way off the set.
"Sorry about that folks. A I was saying, welcome to Comedy Central, Thanksgiving addition."
"Wait were rolling?" Fai placed a had over her eyes with a deep sigh.
"Yes Nikoli, we have been for the past ten minutes, why do you think your in costume?"
"I ws just wearing it cause it looks cool."
"Can we cut? I need to pound some sense into my monkey brained brother. Oh Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone."
"Thanksgiving? Save the Turkeys!" Nik shot off stage, Fai chasing after him.
"Someone get me a tomahak! I'll kill him!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:38 pm
Bad Day to be Nik or the Camera Guy "Nik?" Fai called in a confused tone as she stared down at the front of her brothers steel desk.
"Yeah?" there was a distracted tone in his voice.
"Why is your name spray painted on the desk?" Fai Crossed her arms over her chest.
"Because it's mine."
"And why is it painted in two different colors?"
"I ran out of red." Nik stepped into the room with a shrug.
"So you used my purple spray paint. The purple I can't find anymore?" there was only a small hint of anger in her voice.
"Yes?" he wimpered, realizing what he had done. Fai picked up the broken mouse from his cluttered desk top, unhooking it slowly from the shut off computer. After a moments contemplation, she threw the mouse at him, with as much force as she could that wouldn't send the mouse through the wall.
"You idiotic monkey! Don't touch my stuff!" Nik dodged the mouse, ducking back around the wall. Fai looked over to the camera, noticing the little red light was on, and it was pointed at her.
"Are we rolling?" she asked, eyebrows bunching.
"Yes." The camera man squeeked, trying not to laugh at the couring Nikoli, and hoping she would retreave the mouse and make him her next anger release.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:58 pm
Comedy Central will be making a return, some with of Nik and Falicia, and hopefully more. These bits are simply random writings by myself when I am bored so they wont have a specific release date.
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