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Here is my rant on the stupid people at the bowl. I just can't stand when they ask " Will you bring my food out to me" right after I asked them for their lane number.

" No!!! I wanna know your lane number because your sexy and I want to stalk you!"

Or the people who ask
" Do I get free refills?"
No, the fountain is outside the snack bar so you can just look at it and drool.

Or the people who ask " Do I pay you up front"
No, I just give you your food and you can probably walk out without paying.

Or the people who want hot sauce for their wings on the SIDE!!!! Seriously, do they expect the same s**t at Pizza hut?

Or the people who order a Nacho Surpreme adn ask for everything on the side, and then ask for their money back becuase it's not Nachos.

Seriously, what would you call it then? Anti-nachos? Did the nachos get suddenly replaced with something that looks exactly like Nachos, tastes like Nachos, smells like nachos, but can't possible BE nachos?

I wanted to roll that b***h up and roll her down the lane. I'd get a strike cuz she was fat from getting free Nachos by proving they WEREN't nachos. She probably had a mother load at home, just a whole pile of " so not nachos" at home just waiting for her to stuff her face.

She'd probably win the academy award for convincing the entire public that Nachos weren't Nachos.

And of course she had on the those voices.

Thos " Like, Oh my God, I like, so, like had sex with, like, my boyfriend and like, he, like, poured, like, these, like, nachos that were, like, totally, like, not nachos, on, like, my, like, v****a, and he like, totally, like, ate me, like, out, like like."

I see a lot of girls at the bowling alley who talk like that. Different colored skin, different body type, different height, but they'd " like, all, like totally, like, sound, like, like this, like like."

The same squeaky obnoxious trill that even a whale can't hear.

Hell, these bitches can audition for the alien probe and get they part if they ever decide to remake the fifth startrek movie.

It's like " voom vooom vooom vooom vooom vooom, Like oh my God! like like totally! voooom voom vooom vooom vooom" and suddenly the oceans are so horrified that instead of evaporating ,they would be running for the core. And then it would be " Sorry, guys, but if there WERE any whales left, I think you may have killed them off"

Then they would be like " Voooom voom vooom vooom vooom Like Oh my God, No WAI!!! Vooom vooom vooom vooom vooom vooom . You like totally like killed them, you like, humans! vooom vooom vooom vooom vooom vooom Wer'e like going to destroy, your like, atmosphere thingy, like like! vooom vooom vooom voooom.."

And the humans would be like " No you!!!"

And then suddenly a slender little hand with fake pink nails comes down and then you get the petty cat fight of the century.

And then all the men in irag stop and look at this intergalactic cat fight war adn say " SCREW WORLD WAR III!!"

See there's what we gotta do to get Bush to get the men out of Iraq, gather all the ******** supermodels, midget onscene bitches, paris hilton clones, and all play boy models to into a cat fight war.

Come on, Bush is supposedly a man. Then again...there is d**k Cheney. Dammit, it may not work out after all. Oh well, bring on the cat fight anyway, and forget I included Super models and Paris Hilton clones.

But yeah, girls I sware.

I've always noticed the onscene emo chicks. They're almost always these tiney little midget things with the waste the size of a pen. I ask myself " Where are her ******** organs?"

Perhaps they removed them becuase they like, couldn't get skinny enough. It's amazing that some of these girls don't collapse, their wastes are so small.

And they go for these triple D implants.
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" wow, you just totally defied the laws of physics! Here! Have a cookie!"

And then she glares at you.

" Um, like, I like totally am like on this new diet!"

" Goddamn girl, your so skinny I can't even tell if I am looking at you or not! TAKE THE GODDAMN COOKIE!!!!"

" Like no wai!!"

" It's diet" you promise.

" Like, I cna't even like drink water without like gaining ten pounds, I like have to drink diet water!"

Diet WATER???

How ridiculous. I can't believe they came out with diet water. It's absurd to think about becuase water already has 0 carbs, 0 calories, and 0 fat.

What does it have now? -10 carbs, -10 calories, -10 fat?

Gosh it's like dividing by ZERO!!!! You just can't do it without creating a black hole!!!!

Oh, and another problem with these girls is that they just can't seem to understand the concept of a CHAIR.

Instead, they sit in their boyfriends laps.

Even when there is an empty chair right there, they choose boyfirend over their very own chair.

Ok, Here is the benefits of a CHAIR versus BOYFRIEND.

1. A CHAIR won't suddenly have an extra bump just by being smothered by your a**.

2. A CHAIR'S arms stay in ONE place.

3. A CHAIR can take a fattie anyday, unless of course your 400 lbs then your screwed no matter what you choose.

4. You claim the CHAIR, the CHAIR doesn't claim you.

Yeah, I used be into that PDA I am owned by my boyfriend s**t, but then I started getting stares from people who believed in my intelligence. So...I started picking the CHAIR over my MAN. The MAN I could sit on all I wanted in the privacy of my own home, thus partaking in many plessues that should be kept in the privacy of my own home. But in PUBLICK....CHAIR IS FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!

I do agree. In the begining I sat in his lap in public ONCE just to see what it was like. I felt like I was falling off and in a big awkward position. I'm just fine sitting where I want in my own chair. I obviously don't get too angry at any type of PDA, but some should be left for the home or just looks sloppy and like you are saying "lookie I have a boyfriend and you don't" Half the people I talk to don't know I have a boyfriend because I don't shout it out.

I also hate the "My man" or "Your man" stuff. It's cool to be able to put "in a relationship" on myspace, but I never will say he's "My man" just like women don't like being owned, I believe men should never be owned.

It's fun to sometimes say he's my b***h out of irony, but for the most part we are equal. I also can't stand those women who work around thier husbands schedules to say "Oh I need some husband time".

HUSBAND TIME?!?! Ok I understand quality time, but some set aside scheduled husband time? What is this "lets love each other at this time then fight the rest of the time?"

I think it's best when we get free time spontaneously and can make 20 minutes feel like one hour. THATS quality time, not some kind of scheduled set aside "sex time". You know?

I really better start getting ready now. See you around

Cherish

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And thank you Germaine!

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