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The lights in the arena go out and a video starts to play on the titantron. The setting is a shady street corner, and the camera zooms in to the other side. A car drives by but otherwise the street is dead. Across the street a truck is parked with a tarp over the trunk and a something protruding out the back. A large man with dreadlocks smoking a joint walks over to the truck. He starts to talk to the person in the front seat, and soon after the man gets out. The large dreadlocked man then grabs the smaller man and smashes his head into the side of the vehicle several times, then throws the knocked out man onto the ground. He then goes to the back of the truck and rips off the tarp, revealing a grocery cart filled with green plants. The dreadlocked man smiles and looks around, noticing the camera on the other side of the street. He walks across, smoking the joint the whole time, and as he gets closer the camera focuses in on Samoa Dan.

"EEW, remember me? I made a b***h out of your little tag division once." He stops talking to take another drag. Exhaling the smoke he begins to talk again.

"But you know what? I've had a change of heart. I realize what I've done was wrong, and I've come back to make up for it. I'm nothing if not a good guy, you know?" He grins and takes another puff.

"So Cartwright. The talented one. From what I gather you're the big cheese in EEW. First heavyweight champ? That's nice. Very nice. And Casey Bennett... Damn. You're the estremo champion. You know, it took me an hour to realize that someone didn't ******** up and misspell the word. You really are the estremo champion. That's something to be proud of. Let's not forget Daniel Cross... Then again it's not like he'll be doing much any time soon to make us remember him, heh. Me? I support safe drug use. I mean, if I overdose I won't be able to get high tomorrow, you know what I mean? And that's just not good. That's not how I roll."

The Camera then zooms back and a homeless man is seen wheeling a grocery cart full of junk. He starts to sniff around the air and sees the downed drug dealer. He then looks in the back of the truck and sees the grocery cart filled with marijuana and jumps for joy. He unloads it and begins to walk down the street, whistling.

"Where was I? Oh yeah. Happy Birthday EEW. For your present, at your next PPV I'll be joining C F- Wait. Do I hear something?" Dan takes a puff of his joint and looks back. "OH YOU SON OF A b***h! GET BACK HERE!"

As Dan whips his body around the camera smashes to the ground. The last thing it records is the overweight Samoan, with dreadlocks bouncing, chasing after a homeless man with a grocery cart full of marijuana.

((Damiens getting a little too excited here! All that was needed was fire and Damien would have been in heaven! rofl ))

((Ha, after so many impersonations it's Damiens turn! rofl ))

((I have no idea why! I mean how could you make a perfect character any better? surprised ))

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((Maybe some day you will have the honor of a Talented Parody! xd ))

((Well, since this promo was kept unlocked and every other one was locked, that must mean you want it bumped! If you didn't get to see it here's your second chance!))