Parkour is ******** badass. It's been called skateboarding without a skateboard, a martial art, gymnastics... Basically, though, that s**t is just ******** ninja hooliganism. Chaos for the sake of chaos, causing trouble for no reason at all, but with skill and style. Extra props for it beingcompletely free, y'aint gotta buy anything but some decent shoes, which is ******** awesome. Maybe some kinda' eldritch hoodie of greater thuggishness, if you wanna' roll with the fashion, but all that's optional.
Dream come true, I should become the best.
Trouble is I don't want to break my neck, or something.
Discuss.
