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 Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:44 pm
Basic Rules of RP'ing
1. Tell a story
-Please don't use the *action* form of RP'ing.
-Tell it like a narrative. Make your actions a story and make it as elaborate and well written as you like.
-Please talk in 3rd person, which means don't use "I", use your name.
-Include as much detail as possible; undetailed posts make it harder for others to understand you.
2. Don't tell a legend
-Basically what I mean by this is don't god-mod. God-modding is RP'ing as if you can't be hurt and can do unbeleivable things.
-Remember this is a realistic RP.
-God-modding not only makes you look stupid, it disrupts the flow of things and will get you warned by an officer.
3. Use ""'s for talking.
-Whenever posting speech use "" 's for it.
-Example: Koon suddenly yelled, "I like potatoes!"
4. Use italisized words for thought.
-Whenever you're posting what you're thinking, which is fairly rare because you could simply put what you're thinking in as something like: Koon thought this was stupid.
-Example: Koon looked around and thought, My god, I'm in jail...
5. Use (( ))'s for out of RP talking
-Please keep this to a minimum, as too much breaks up the flow of an RP. If something is really important, just pm the person about it.
-Example: ((This is off-topic but, who here likes pancakes
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:49 pm
Anti-Munch Project
Anti-Munch Project developed by Gaia Member "Tanasha". Avoid performing actions that would cause you to become a "Bad RPer". Please note, you're in no way supposed to remember this list, just read it and try to make sure you don't do any of the actions.
Here's the (unfinished) list of what we're against:
-The people who never miss a single shot no matter how hard it is (Aimbotters).
-The people who can't be hit or just shrug it off (god-moders).
-The people who never are without a weapon and ammo (ID fakers).
-The people who have absurdly strong powers (twinks).
-The people who 'balance' thier characters by having a massive but irrelevant weakness and massive powers (min-maxers).
-The people who use Out Of Character knowledge to get an edge (Miss Cleos).
-The people who do things in hindsight (McFlys).
-The people who RP other people's characters for them (Puppetmasters).
-The people who RP completely irrelevant things (Daydreamers).
-The people who RP actions and time against others while the others aren't presant (Shoe elves).
-The people who ignore or alter RPs that they don't like (Revisionists).
-The people who RP an absurdly time consuming sequence occuring between other people's actions (Speedhackers).
-The people who play as characters that are completely impossible (Oxymorons).
-The people who arbitrarily declare themselves the winner with instant death attacks (Baghdad Bobbits).
-The people who've taken actions before they start RPing (Gaseous Snakes).
-The people who pull-in elements that were approved in an unrelated RP (Augustines).
-The people who use an existing persona and only RP them when it helps (Batmen).
-The people who alter thier character as needed for the situation (Zoicite).
-The people who declare thier IC threads safe, but readily attack others (NIMBYs).
-The people who gain abilities as they need them with no prior exposure (Trinities).
-The people who pick-up things that spawn from seemingly nowhere (Quakers).
In these examples, A will be our Good RPer and B will be our Nasty Filthy Munchkin.
Aimbotters: Especially annoying when using NPCs, as NPCs don't get to argue about munch...
A: Three hundred seventy of my trained assassin gymnasts crest the hill, sight you, and rush toward you.
B: Luckily, I have three hundred sixty-nine bullets in my chain gun! I quickly mow them all down, each taking a single bullet to the head, and peg the last one with a rock in the sternum.
Godmoders: Obvious.
A: Now that you're strapped to the end of a naval cannon, I fire it.
B: Whoosh! I nimbly dodge, somehow forgetting the fact that I'm restrained by three-hundred-pound chain!
IDKFA-ers: Most likely people attempting to emulate Solid Snake or some other cheesy spy-novel hero.
A: You're all out of ammo for all five of your Ingram submachine guns, 501!|). Since you're buck-naked, I know I can now safely step into the open and begin returning fire.
B: Ha! Little did you know, I have twelve shuriken hidden within my pubic hair!
Min-maxers
A: I've successfully broken into the facility which gave you your incredibly 1337 power armor. Now I pull up the file on it. What does it say about weak points?
B: The metal of my armor is... um... allergic to praying mantis urine.
Miss Cleos: Obvious.
A: ((OOC: There's a secret switch hidden in the lamp.))
B: I suddenly think to myself-- why not check the lamp for hidden switches? ((Call me now for your free reading!))
McFlys
A: Ha! Now that the force field is down, I run inside your evil lair!
B: Um... um... there's also a super-secret second force field which causes you to die instantly! I just didn't say anything about it because... um... I had to do my laundry! Not because I just thought of it now! Honestly!
Puppetmasters
A: I step carefully into the room, peering around for occupants.
B: Suddenly a dragon pokes you in the eye. You run screaming from the room, whereafter you go home, make a pickle sandwich, and call your mother to cry about how she ruined your life.
Daydreamers: Not exactly munch, per se, but it does get annoying.
A: In the middle of the intense shootout, I dash across the narrow alley, ducking and weaving in hopes to avoid getting hit. I'm unsuccessful; two bullets peg me in the shoulder, throwing me back into a Dumpster.
B: The bullets make me think back to my days as a youth, when I had to melt down tin soldiers to use as musket balls against the Redcoats... or was it redskins? I can't remember. Anyway, I had to walk uphill all three ways to school and back, running from glaciers all the while. It was torture, lemme tell ya. And then there's the story of how I met my first wife...
Shoe elves: Pretty obvious.
A: ((OOC: Well, gotta go to bed. Big neurosurgery test tomorrow.))
B: Ho, ho, ho! Now that the loser's gone to bed, I can strap his character to a cross and peg him with rotten fruit!
Revisionists
A: You chose the blue pill? Ooh, tough luck.
B: Red! I said red! Don't go pulling that "I can read your previous post" mind game crap, either!
Speedhackers
A: I walk to the door and step outside.
B: Suddenly, twelve men grab you, carry you off to my secret lair in Tibet, and torture you for weeks. When you finally die from the agony, we bury you in the frozen wastes. Hundreds of years later, arhcaeologists discover your frozen body and try to determine if you're another Lucy.
Oxymorons
A: I'm a farmer with a shotgun.
B: I'm a black hole which emits blinding pulses of visible light!
Gaseous Snakes: An advanced (or is that "dumb"?) form of McFlys.
A: I walk to the door and open it.
B: Being a fellow with a bit of foresight, I hooked that doorknob to a car battery an hour ago. You're thrown across the room.
Augustines
A: Given that this RP's technology base is midieval, I happily drive my cart to the market to buy some maggot-ridden meat.
B: Too late! I already got there in my Gundam and blew up everything with my insanely overpowered weapons! And don't start whining, because my Gundam's already pre-approved in the "This Is Not a Midieval Technology Base RP" thread.
Batmen
A: In this Fantastic Four RP, I'll be Ben, the gruff rock-man with a heart of gold.
B: I'll be Reed Richards, the living sex toy who hunts down innocent women to subdue with his incredible flexibility!
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:44 pm
lolz pplz think ima read tht wellzz.....i guess ill try....LOLZ!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:39 pm
dude my eyes hurt after reading it at least its black and not green lol. is naruto ninja style good one???
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:07 pm
(but i didnt make this up i just copy pasted it from other war clans and so i never read it...SHHHHH!lol)
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:39 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:09 pm
emo_bunny_wabbit cautiously enter the Speacial Forces Head Quarters, while being prepared to lash out at any moment. emo_bunny_wabbit trusts no one, and is only a member of this force because she was bored. "WHERE THE FREAK ARE THE CUPCAKES?" she screamed at the nonexistant members hanging out in the headquarters. Upon noticing that nobody was around, emo_bunny_wabbit sat on the floor and began her master plot...
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:50 pm
(ok but theme was gay) Then all of the sudden Mjr. Neo10235 enters the room. "WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE SPY", said Neo. Then he pulled out a 9mm and forcefully brought her to the sf jail.
(THATS WHERE YOLL GET FROM THAT!)
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:45 pm
(not as gay as you are) emo_bunny_wabbit promptly whirls around and calmly replies with "i'm not a spy you dumbass." and then sits on the floor while continuing to plot. (what the ******** does yoll mean?
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:41 pm
basic style of mine. "kenji slowly crawled up the hill with his rifle close at hand. he heard voices that were distant but close enough to see him. he held his breath and began to hear footsteps coming. i could go on and on
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:54 pm
and he finds out its some nazis then Mjr Neo comes right before they shoot him and shoots rappidly."SOLDIER ALWAYS GET LOW LIKE YOR LEARNED IN TRAINING!", Mjr Neo said
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:17 pm
Neo10235 and he finds out its some nazis then Mjr Neo comes right before they shoot him and shoots rappidly."SOLDIER ALWAYS GET LOW LIKE YOR LEARNED IN TRAINING!", Mjr Neo said you are a dumbass, and you ruined the essence of kenji's post.
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:55 am
wtf happened to the guild? guitar hero band? thats gay!
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