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 Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:24 pm
As horrifying as it sounds, an island of solid plastic floating out there, killing animals and crap. Nobody knows how to clean it. What should be done?
My personal idea is to claim the island in the name of Myself and chase the animals off of it. Win Win, animals are protected and I now have a kingdom. (Of garbage).
Discuss.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:04 am
But it ******** floats. Imagine that, one night, you're in the West Indies tying one on and having a time of seeing how much work you can make your liver do in under an hour for five consecutive hours. You're with your friends, playing uh, tafl or some baseboard s**t and everyone's just happy and drowning the surrounding topiary in pee. Did I mention that this is a group activity?
You wake up the next morning and you're surrounded by ice and being harassed by a horny leopard seal. You have floated into the antarctic, where the days are always bright and drinks are always chilled, even after you digest them.
Now you're ********, especially if that seal gets his way. The first thing I'd do, in retrospect, is get an anchor and find a nice spot somewhere off of the Western shore of Florida, outside of any political hotspots or sargasso. Then are you free to weigh anchor, fish, get drunk, sleep, rinse and repeat.
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Booger Armstrong Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:43 am
Your ideas are excellent in the highest degree. I'll make you mayor of garbage city if you invite me to some of your crazy leapord seal parties, cause jesus man.
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:54 pm
Then my first order of business would be to clean up around the place just a bit. Maybe make another island?
YOU trying getting a drunk on when you're being assaulted by the smashing tag-team aroma of used Tampax and batch rags.
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Booger Armstrong Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:01 am
I wonder how long before governments and b-list celebrities start trying to buy up sections of it like they have with the moon.
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:48 pm
Yesturday, if I have anything to do with selling land plots!
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:50 pm
NeoLordMaxwell Yesturday, if I have anything to do with selling land plots! How much are you charging? I may have some quarters in my purse... its that enough for something?
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:57 pm
That's enough for beachfront property, my dear, 500 yards away from diaper mountain. That's as far from it as you can get anywhere on the island!
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:10 pm
NeoLordMaxwell That's enough for beachfront property, my dear, 500 yards away from diaper mountain. That's as far from it as you can get anywhere on the island! In the shadow of diaper mountain. That's a scenic view... But I'll take it.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:26 pm
*makes a boardwalk entirely of old broken toys and discarded bubblewrap*
Yeah leopard seal parties!
As long as I am kept well away from the lesser known kittylitter foot hills. >.>
Oh Were gona make millions selling the innertubes back to tire companies! XD
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:57 pm
The sick thing to me is that it's a massive island just made of beach trash. How did we let this happen? Did so many neglectfull parents leave daipers strewn on the beach? Must every picknit at beachfront have used paper-plates, and why not use the nearest waste recepticle? It's just gross.
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:12 am
or perhaps in S L Y T H E R I N ////////////
_________________♥__________________
//////////you'll make your R E A L friends
Wow, that is so outstandingly pathetic - although it does remind me of Yume no Shima [Dream Island in Japanese] - the Tokyo government got a boat and put all of the trash in Tokyo on it in order to relieve the people of their trash problem and sent it out into Tokyo Bay, it caused a plague of flies back in the 60's, but now they covered it all up with top soil and put a sports park, tropical greenhouse, Memorial Museum, yacht harbor, and waste incinerating facilities on it.
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:08 pm
Duh. It's plastic. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle!
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:38 pm
And no need to fret over an excess of fecal matter. Just grab a plate and fork, and be sure to bring along that healthy coprapheliac appetite.
Packed with peanuts, doo-doo really satisfies.
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Booger Armstrong Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:49 pm
or perhaps in S L Y T H E R I N ////////////
_________________♥__________________
//////////you'll make your R E A L friends
That economy wouldn't last long, too many people are allergic to peanuts.
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