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 Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:36 pm
This thread was made for one of my favorite comedians, and Yawg's too:George Carlin.
Here, me and yawg will be quoting him, and if yall have a favorite part of is comedies, or stand-up, feel free to post them. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:37 pm
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:37 pm
The four most brilliant men to walk the earth. In no peticular order.
George Carlin
Robin Williams
Richard Pryor
Carlos Mencia
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:54 am
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:58 am
Dark Lord Yawgmoth The four most brilliant men to walk the earth. In no peticular order. George Carlin Robin Williams Richard Pryor Carlos Mencia you forgot Lewis Black.
(Dane Cook, Ron White, Brian Regan, & Mitch Hedberg *RIP*)
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:55 am
Brian Reegan's funny too
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" -George Carlin
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:10 am
all time fav. comedians: George Carlin, Carlos Mencia, Ron White, and dude whose name i cant remember.
"GIVE ME A BALLOON!!!" -George Carlin
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:56 pm
i still remember the first time i watched mind of mencia xd so funny 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:42 am
You should see his CCP.
I saw it about a year ago,
but because of his should they probably play it more often.
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:31 am
"When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?"
-George Carlin
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:36 am
"Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?"
"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time,
somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to
set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough
to get the job done."
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:57 pm
there was this one bit the Carlin did about house plants... mainly the hanging kind that i absolutly loved... but i don't remember so i can't find it...... *pout* any help?
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:45 pm
"Flammable, Inflammable, and Noninflammable. Why are there tree? Does it seem to you as though two words ought to be able to handle that idea? I mean either the thing flams or it doesn't flam." -George Carlin
i wonder if everyone forgot about this topic...
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:35 am
Dennis Leary
Ron White
Eddie Izzard
Titus..one more I can't think of.
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