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"It's the color past ultra-violet. The technical term for it is infra-black. It can be seen quite easily under experimental conditions. To perform the experiment simply select a healthy brick wall with a good run-up, and, lowering your head, charge.
The color that flashes in bursts behind your eyes, behind the pain, just before you die, is infra-black."

"He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people."

"It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but there's the weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is complete and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under the peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime."

all from "good omens"

"Your shits weak!!......weeakkkkkkkkkkk"

"Your bed's a car.."
"Yeah, but its a ******** awesome car"


"o0o! high score!....what does that mean?...did i break it?"

"Yea...a kung fu monkey is definately better than a lion"


"you can get past a dog....but nobody ******** with a lion!"

"My grandma drank all my pot...."


"You know, I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass until I came upon a dead elk. And I climbed... into his soul. And it's there I stayed until morning. Which meant that I will... underestimate someone very close to me."
"Wow! Where do you get your weed?"
"From you, Dante."
"Oh, yeah! What's up, Mr. Cheezle?"


Above from Grandma's boy...(because I just saw that movie again for teh billionth time...D smile


"What if heaven was down there and hell was up there.....that would be a sick muda ******** prank!...those satanists were right..!.....HAIL SATAN!!"


"And after resisting and taking the minor daily beatings you tend to grow stronger. Until you eventually look down to see that your liver is lying next to your decapitated leg.......oh ******** n****e!! I'm gonna cut open your butt and still the game cube in it and sew your butt close you Buffkill!!!"


"Why go to church when you can buy God on Ebay!"


"Sometimes our view life isn't ours....we are just making it for someone else just as they are doing the same to us.....but what the hell happens when we switch?"



Above were various "live" quotes from people I heard.....They shall remain unknown.... ninja


"To win a hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill....to subdue the enemy without fighting is an acme of skill.
-Sun Tzu "The Art of war"


And other random quotes...more to be added!

paul, where did you get that quote?

"I'm going to kill you now. Nothing personal, its just business."

Brilliant!


-guiness beer comercial

Its the escapade of the task, I'm pullin' up a mracle,
out of my a**!