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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:36 pm

Only Fox News could/would report this, I swear:

http://www.myfoxcleveland.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=4458191&version=6&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.1.1

Follow the link. The image is my favorite part. Oh Fox, you've outdone yourself.

"CLEVELAND -- Three employees went to the hospital, $1,000 worth of food was thrown out and two men could face felony charges after a "fart spray" attack at a local restaurant."

Don't you love what makes the news?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:47 pm

I personally think a Felony False Fart Fiasco is prime news, and far more important than the usually gang shootings and mass genocide that is usually featured on news programs. We need more storys like this, that are truly relevant to the interests of the populace at large.

Side note, I need to get myself some of this fake fart spray... for reasons. >__>

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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:56 pm

That is almost just has bad if not worse then a small group of people robbing a quick mart dressed up as Ninjas with katana and throwing stars. But Not using smoke bombs on the way in or out. In the comission of this act.

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:40 pm

NeoLordMaxwell

I personally think a Felony False Fart Fiasco is prime news, and far more important than the usually gang shootings and mass genocide that is usually featured on news programs. We need more storys like this, that are truly relevant to the interests of the populace at large.

Side note, I need to get myself some of this fake fart spray... for reasons. >__>

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Honestly, you don't need it dude... in fact you could likely can your own musk and sell it for a higher price than the joke shop. It's real after all!

I agree though, far better news than the usual... fart spray... hehe

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:35 pm

Iori-sama

Honestly, you don't need it dude... in fact you could likely can your own musk and sell it for a higher price than the joke shop. It's real after all!

I agree though, far better news than the usual... fart spray... hehe

*Dies* Brutal honesty.

Also, Ninja bandits? Please tell me this happend someplace like Iowa or something. I'd rofl till it kills me.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:08 am

Maridah

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Honestly, you don't need it dude... in fact you could likely can your own musk and sell it for a higher price than the joke shop. It's real after all!

I agree though, far better news than the usual... fart spray... hehe

*Dies* Brutal honesty.

Also, Ninja bandits? Please tell me this happend someplace like Iowa or something. I'd rofl till it kills me.

no no... it happened here in the home town -.-! I saw it on the news! i thought i was seeing things so i asked my sister to turn it up... and yeah... they had footage and everything thing... people robbing quickie marts in ninja get up... and couldn't draw their sword correctly! i stared at the t.v. for a sec... then had to leave because my head was hurting -.-! gonk rofl rofl rofl

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