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if you dont acept me i dont care im an outcast a loner i hated by everyone just becuse im different thats my story im goth what are you some body who enjoys reading others peoples pleas to join ?

I would love to join the Guild. Just look at my history. As a child I helped Ian Curtis get his rope tying badge in the boy scouts. One day when chopping up food for my iguana my ex girflreinds fishnets were cought in the quisinart. I later gave these to Johnny Slut as a christmas present. When asked by Neil Gaiman about what he should do with the concept for his character Death, I responded in a dismissive tone "Ankh." I introduced Peter Murphy to minimalist german art studios. I was on a animal liberation team with Nick Cave that would picket cosmetics labs. We would stand out infront of the doors chanting "Release the Bats" and other such phrases. "Free the ferrets" was another big hit.

At GG we use it to post join requests we've denied so that we can all laugh at them.


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You have not seen the worst, sir!

One individual sent several requests, all containing nothing but a large paragraph of Linkin Park lyrics. Apparently we were supposed to not recognize them as the property of a shitty nu metal band and instead be enthralled by how "deep" and "poetic" he was.

Another girl wrote extensively about how she was goth because she cut herself and had suicidal thoughts, and actually used the phrase "my pain is like an ipod i carry" to describe her plight.

Sometimes I wonder if it's possible these people are just ******** around. Then I remember it's Gaia. surprised