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Who wants to see a magic trick? You? Okay, here goes:



TA-DA! I've magically produced the worlds most incomprehensibly stupid person (And I use the word "person" here very, very loosely)!


How did I do it, you ask? Well, it's very simple.

First, I checked my mail. Seeing the subject line "HEY," I innocently open the message to see what the contents might be. It's like Christmas, without the breaking and entering!

Then, I read the following message:

U LIKE IT HARD I CAN SEE

Baffled by the immense level of stupidity, I then innocently responded with the following:

Normally I wouldn't reply, but I have to say, you are intriguing. I mean, few people take stupidity to such new and exciting levels. I mean, the entirety of your message being in caps, the lack of proper spelling or any kind of punctuation...sexy, sexy.

If you can't take the time to type two more letters before 'u', don't message me. Asshat.

A few minutes later, another message popped out of the abyss:

I HAVE THE TIME TO WRITE YOU... THE QUESTION IF U HAVE THE TIME TO TALK

I hit the "block" button, and voila! In an instant, you have the dumbest herdbeast ever to walk the earth.

Magical, isn't it?