- Okay, no one has to read this, but Sin and I got a good laugh out of it, so, hey, why not? XD
If anyone read up on Aeraen's RP characters, they would know Edith and Neal are Dementorbabies.
So, Aeraen wrote a profile for their dad.
Before embarking further, note that though in the format of a proper profile, THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. rofl
Player Name : Aeraen Hiver
Character Name : Demence ( dee-mence )
Gender : Male
Age : Is that Need to Know?
House : AZKABAN 8D
Year : Whut?
Birthday : December, we THINK.
Wand : A Skeery Gray Hand
Parents : LOL DEMENTORS GOOD PARENTS?
Blood : Dementor and, therefore, probably oddly colored.
Appearance : A Dementor. He's like 6'7" or something and has a big black cloakthing WOOSH. His teeths are pointy and scary and his fingernails on a chalkboard would probaby beat the sound of a thousand wailing cats. He's gray and Cyril makes him bathe like everyday so he doesn't smell funny. Because he would. He so would. He's got eyes, but they're behind like a layer of skin or something, and they're so weak that they don't do much good and everything's blurry and colorless. But that's okay, because he can totally see with his brain. Mind. Something like that. Maybe. That's what he said. His nose is like almost not there, and his mouth is huge and stuff. He's tall and scary and wears a funny gold earring that came out of nowhere one day a long time ago.
Also, Demence is like anorexic only not.
Personality : Quiet. In public. That's what Dementors do. Get real quiet and talk with their minds or something. You know they telepathize(?) about everyone behind their backs. Such gossips. "Ohoho, look what SHE'S wearing." And the like. It's not such a surprising suggestion if you can get one to open their mouth for something other than a Kiss. Which Demence argues is just as pleasant as a conversation.
He thinks people are pretty cool, except for that whole, "UGH WE HATE YOU," thing. He's quite outgoing and, if he knows a person well enough, will get all UP in their grills to babble about anything from paperclips to, well, something a lot more significant than paperclips. Which is a good a reason as any to make Demence brush his teeth. "Twice a day!" Usually, the air is nice and warm, causeyouknow, Dementors totally control that. Yes, it is a conspiracy, and yes they think it's funny. After, you know, draining your happy memories, they get a good laugh about what a ditz you were back at High School/Hogwarts.
Also, Demence likes toilet paper. It is unclear why.
Biography : Demence was born in France. He's French. It's funny, because French is supposed to be all symbolic of love or something. Or maybe that's Spanish. Or both. In any case, Demence is still French.
When he was old enough (whatever..) to be a guard, he went to work in Azkaban. Because that was like the only place that Dementors could work. Discrimination much? But it was only for three days a week, because there were always shifts. So he had a lot of free time. In free time, he went to public-er places. Like the Forbidden Forest outside of Hogwarts. Because Dementors liked to hang there with their homies. Because Dementors made creepy places creepier.
That's where he met Cyril. She was stupid and went like to the edge of the Forest on a dare. (Dumb.) He totally jumped her and like chased her back into the school. Because it was funny.
Then he started stalking her and creeped her out until she had to talk to him. They became supercool friends sometime in her Second Year and started dating or whathaveyou probably in Year Four.
Then they had creepy babies. YAY!
Patronus : WTF GOAWAY.
Boggart : You mean Goggle?
Note : Written for shits and giggles! LOL.
Character Name : Demence ( dee-mence )
Gender : Male
Age : Is that Need to Know?
House : AZKABAN 8D
Year : Whut?
Birthday : December, we THINK.
Wand : A Skeery Gray Hand
Parents : LOL DEMENTORS GOOD PARENTS?
Blood : Dementor and, therefore, probably oddly colored.
Appearance : A Dementor. He's like 6'7" or something and has a big black cloakthing WOOSH. His teeths are pointy and scary and his fingernails on a chalkboard would probaby beat the sound of a thousand wailing cats. He's gray and Cyril makes him bathe like everyday so he doesn't smell funny. Because he would. He so would. He's got eyes, but they're behind like a layer of skin or something, and they're so weak that they don't do much good and everything's blurry and colorless. But that's okay, because he can totally see with his brain. Mind. Something like that. Maybe. That's what he said. His nose is like almost not there, and his mouth is huge and stuff. He's tall and scary and wears a funny gold earring that came out of nowhere one day a long time ago.
Also, Demence is like anorexic only not.
Personality : Quiet. In public. That's what Dementors do. Get real quiet and talk with their minds or something. You know they telepathize(?) about everyone behind their backs. Such gossips. "Ohoho, look what SHE'S wearing." And the like. It's not such a surprising suggestion if you can get one to open their mouth for something other than a Kiss. Which Demence argues is just as pleasant as a conversation.
He thinks people are pretty cool, except for that whole, "UGH WE HATE YOU," thing. He's quite outgoing and, if he knows a person well enough, will get all UP in their grills to babble about anything from paperclips to, well, something a lot more significant than paperclips. Which is a good a reason as any to make Demence brush his teeth. "Twice a day!" Usually, the air is nice and warm, causeyouknow, Dementors totally control that. Yes, it is a conspiracy, and yes they think it's funny. After, you know, draining your happy memories, they get a good laugh about what a ditz you were back at High School/Hogwarts.
Also, Demence likes toilet paper. It is unclear why.
Biography : Demence was born in France. He's French. It's funny, because French is supposed to be all symbolic of love or something. Or maybe that's Spanish. Or both. In any case, Demence is still French.
When he was old enough (whatever..) to be a guard, he went to work in Azkaban. Because that was like the only place that Dementors could work. Discrimination much? But it was only for three days a week, because there were always shifts. So he had a lot of free time. In free time, he went to public-er places. Like the Forbidden Forest outside of Hogwarts. Because Dementors liked to hang there with their homies. Because Dementors made creepy places creepier.
That's where he met Cyril. She was stupid and went like to the edge of the Forest on a dare. (Dumb.) He totally jumped her and like chased her back into the school. Because it was funny.
Then he started stalking her and creeped her out until she had to talk to him. They became supercool friends sometime in her Second Year and started dating or whathaveyou probably in Year Four.
Then they had creepy babies. YAY!
Patronus : WTF GOAWAY.
Boggart : You mean Goggle?
Note : Written for shits and giggles! LOL.
