All edit's are to protect the identity of the stupid.
"HELLO,
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY MY DEAR, MY NAME IS
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FRIST IS MY GREAT PLEASURE MEET YOU ONLINE , I MUST COMFESS ABOUT YOU BEAUITY,
WHEN SO UR PIC, NET WAS CARRY AWAY WITH YOU PICTURE, THAT IS WHY MAIL YOU
DONT BE MAD AT ME, I HAVE BEEN LONELY FOR TOW FOR LONG,FRIST WOMAN I MARRIED CHEAT ON ME LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER MAN
SINCES THEM, HAVE BEEN LONELY LOOKING RIGHT WOMAN , WILL SPEND REST OF MY LIFE,
I A HUMBLE MAN , HONEST PERSON GOD FEARING MAN, HATE LIES, COZ I DONT WANT ANYONE TO HURT ME, AND I WILL NOT HURT ANYBODY TOO,
THAT IS WHY , TAKE MY TIME TO LOOK FOR RIGHT WOMAN, AND KNOW YOU ARE RIGHT PERSON
IF YOU ARE INTRESTED IN MY MAIL PLZ KINDLY CONTACT ME WITH ME MAIL , HERE
I'm sick of getting these messages not only because it hurts my eyes and my mind since I read it as screaming, but also because I just don't understand what is so damned attractive about typing in all caps...
Oh god!