Kayso. I need your guys' help, really bad. :C please.

<3

I need help naming two things -
firstly, myself. I have 10k for a namechange. As much as I like Fuel this Flame,
and the fact that it's MCR related... it's been my name so long I can't
STAND it anymore. I need something new. I have a few ideas, but they're
weird. Things like "hope, or dark" and other immensely obscure musical
references.

I wanted something silly, like Bodacious Babe[from Fern Gully <3], but it
won't let me have it because someone already has BodaciousBabe without
a space in the middle. :[


HOLY s**t, I'M A TACO <3

The other thing I need help with is my new phone.
Actually it's a Chocolate. D: Not to boast... but... IT'S SO ******** AMAZING.
And he needs a name. Badly.
It's a black one. His name I'm thinking should be something fancy, along
the lines of Vincent or Zacharias. But I want it to be something partly silly
and ridiculously long, too.
[Abraham deLacey Guiseppe Casey. xD notrly.]
Actually, I wanted to name him Clyde, but Fern won't let me. :c

ANYWAY.
The point of all this rambly-mambly poppycock is just... um...
help me think of names for stuff. :'D
I'm not really friends with any of you but I love you. D: or I wouldn't have asked.


EDIT !_!
I have a couple more MCR-related ideas.
Like 'a pile of flesh' -- I love that one xD -- and 'and vacant alleyways.'
I like what they start with. But I like other bands, too. They just haven't
given me any better ideas yet.