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The begining to This is the new s**t hit the arena, at the same the strobe lights start going off the lights go from green to yellow to purple then to red and continues in that fashion the crowd immediately starts screaming and going wild.
Babble babble b***h b***h
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along.
Babble babble b***h b***h
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing,
Are you motherf****rs ready
For the new s**t?

The Jester walks his golden curls bouncing underneath his jesters hat (he wears long green cashmere shorts with red yellow and green stripes running vertically down the left and right sides of his shorts) starting to laugh he stops and looks around at audience(the audience starts cheering they know whats coming next) The Jester assumes the position and holds his signature jester staff in the and his pyro goes off *boom* green lpyro goes off *boom* yellow pyro goes off *boom* purple pyro goes off *boom* the Red Pyro Goes off.

Babble babble b***h b***h
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along.
Everything has been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore
When it's all the same
You can ask for it by name,

The Jester starts to party boy dance down the ramp and stops in front of the ring.

Are you motherf****rs ready
For the new s**t?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new s**t.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new s**t,
Stand up and admit.

The Jester jumps from to the ring apron then jumps back down , he then lifts the ring apron looking for something he jumps back into the holding his rubber he uses to hold thumbtacks. The Jester then to his ring corner puts down his rubber chicken and looks around at the jesters court ( a basic wwe ring except the top ring rop is purple ,the middle rope is green and the bottom rope is red the ring canvas yellow) then climbs up the nearest turnbuckle and flashes his signature hand signs.(the crowd goes wild)

Are you motherf****rs ready
For the new s**t?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new s**t.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new s**t,
Stand up and admit.

So,
LET US ENTERTAIN YOU
LET US ENTERTAIN YOU...

The music dies out the lights come back on and the jester goes outside the ring to get a mic and before returning to the ring he places the jesters staff on the announcers table. The jester enters the ring mic in hand and says "ha ha ha you guys can stop now your giving me a headache." to the cheering crowd. the crowd silences " lately i Haven't had much competition so i'm issuing an open challenge to anyone backstage in the lockeroom" says The Jester who walks into his ring corner and sits in waiting.

"******** the World"by 2Pac plays as Pimp comes out.The Fans immediately boo him. Making his way his down the ramp, Pimp stops only to smack some fans upside the head. Before getting in the ring, Pimp goes under the ring, and grabs a roll of barbwire. He then slides under the ropes and stands up. He then walks to the ropes and asks for a mic. "You wanna match? Let's go then!" Pimp says, attempting to hit the Jester in the head with the mic.