How irresponsible can you ******** be?

It's only a little bit of work you had to do. You do it last minute and then whine when you get a bad grade because it was so damned sloppy.

You don't study for tests, and then wonder why you get bad marks on them.

You drop the ball all the ******** time! Then you act all "innocent and cute", like that'll save your a**. No, you aren't cute. Do your ******** job.

Then you get involved in a "netship" that you know you'll never go through with. You're just in it to "feel good". That joy that you feel is merely transitory, trust me. You don't want to leave him because "he'd be all depressed." He's ******** guilt-tripping you! He goes all "emo" whenever you mention separating, and you actually buy it!

"But it feels good! I need to have fun sometimes!" Yeah, you can have fun, but not through phone calls with strangers you met on the net! There are other ways to have fun. You obviously aren't mature enough to even be in a serious relationship if you only want to "have fun".

You feel so sorry for yourself. "Oh, this and this happened to my family, so I don't need to do any work." No. Shut the hell up with the self pity. I don't want to hear it. Just do your goddamned work and we'll get along just fine.

Stop with the ******** escapes and get a ******** clue.