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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:53 pm

blaugh I always enjoy thinking of things Inuyasha would never say or do and to think of him saying and doing those things ^w^
If you have any good ones you would like to share then you can go ahead and post them.... we always enjoy hearing them from others then ones we already made up or know.
anyways, i guess i'll start off....

Inuyasha would never.....

-dance in the rain
-sing in the rain
- give shippo a hug
-tell Kagome he thinks she's sexy
-act brotherly with Sesshomaru
- trade his Tetsuiga for Sesshomaru's fluff
- hook up Koga and Kagome

I know they are not that funny, i don't really know any good ones, just thought i'd post what first pops in my head ^-^b

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:25 pm

Inuyasha- Sesshoumaru. . .
Sesshoumaru- Yes Little Brother?
Inuysha- I. .I. . .
Sesshoumaru- *Curious look*
Inuysha- I LOVE YOU BIG BROTHER!!! *hugs Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru- *shocked* I love you too little brother *hugs Inuyasha back*

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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:05 pm

*looks at Inuyasha. Am I allowed to follow You? I ask. DUH you are my clone!! Inuyasha says. Okay. I reply and follow looking at Kagome. Wow she is beautiful. I think to myself ( by kagome I mean Kagome Higurashi666)

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:53 am

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*looks at Inuyasha. Am I allowed to follow You? I ask. DUH you are my clone!! Inuyasha says. Okay. I reply and follow looking at Kagome. Wow she is beautiful. I think to myself ( by kagome I mean Kagome Higurashi666)

lll0_0b.....................heke !?! sweatdrop good thing this is wat inuyasha would never do or i'd be thinking things.....

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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:28 pm

Okay....I have to make these pg-13!! 3nodding
~InuYasha: ...Ka...Kagome....I'm in love wi....
~Kagome: oh..InuYasha...I knew this day would come....I...I love you, InuYaha.... redface
~InuYasha: sweatdrop um....I was going to say 'I'm in love with Miroku'....but you'll do....

~Kagome to Kikyo: scream KIKYO....YOU'RE A *CENSORED* AND GET AWAY FROM MY HONYOU!! stressed *and starts a cat-fight* (in the background, the audience are chanting 'Jerry, Jerry, Jerry....' and InuYaha is sitting in a corner, watching them... eek

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:10 pm

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Okay....I have to make these pg-13!! 3nodding
~InuYasha: ...Ka...Kagome....I'm in love wi....
~Kagome: oh..InuYasha...I knew this day would come....I...I love you, InuYaha.... redface
~InuYasha: sweatdrop um....I was going to say 'I'm in love with Miroku'....but you'll do....

~Kagome to Kikyo: scream KIKYO....YOU'RE A *CENSORED* AND GET AWAY FROM MY HONYOU!! stressed *and starts a cat-fight* (in the background, the audience are chanting 'Jerry, Jerry, Jerry....' and InuYaha is sitting in a corner, watching them... eek

blaugh omg! that's the best one yet!
i should do one about Jaken! ok... here goes.....
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru?
Sesshy: yes, jaken?
Jaken there's something important i wanted to tell you my whole life and.....
Sesshy: what is it?
Jaken: I.... I........
Sesshy:.........................
Jaken: *inhales* I L..*gets slapped by Rin*
Rin: How dare you try to take Sesshomaru away from me you ugly toad!!!!!
Sesshy: *Looks at Rin shockingly*
Jaken: You fool!!!! I was going to say that i lost his heirloom during in battle a few months ago!!!!

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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:35 am

Good One Kagome!!!! 3nodding

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~InuYasha: scream SESSHOMARU!!! scream
~Sesshomaru: ...InuYasha.... stare
~InuYasha: ...before I take the life of my worthless brother....I must ask you one question that has burned into me for so long.....
~Sesshomaru: .......... stare
~InuYasha: ...and that question is.... scream What the hell is that fluffy crap on your shoulder???? scream
~Sesshomaru:..... neutral

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:42 pm

Kagome Higurashi666

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Okay....I have to make these pg-13!! 3nodding
~InuYasha: ...Ka...Kagome....I'm in love wi....
~Kagome: oh..InuYasha...I knew this day would come....I...I love you, InuYaha.... redface
~InuYasha: sweatdrop um....I was going to say 'I'm in love with Miroku'....but you'll do....

~Kagome to Kikyo: scream KIKYO....YOU'RE A *CENSORED* AND GET AWAY FROM MY HONYOU!! stressed *and starts a cat-fight* (in the background, the audience are chanting 'Jerry, Jerry, Jerry....' and InuYaha is sitting in a corner, watching them... eek

blaugh omg! that's the best one yet!
i should do one about Jaken! ok... here goes.....
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru?
Sesshy: yes, jaken?
Jaken there's something important i wanted to tell you my whole life and.....
Sesshy: what is it?
Jaken: I.... I........
Sesshy:.........................
Jaken: *inhales* I L..*gets slapped by Rin*
Rin: How dare you try to take Sesshomaru away from me you ugly toad!!!!!
Sesshy: *Looks at Rin shockingly*
Jaken: You fool!!!! I was going to say that i lost his heirloom during in battle a few months ago!!!!

blaugh Omg.... Both of those are awesome!

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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:43 am

rofl

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:47 am

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Good One Kagome!!!! 3nodding

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~InuYasha: scream SESSHOMARU!!! scream
~Sesshomaru: ...InuYasha.... stare
~InuYasha: ...before I take the life of my worthless brother....I must ask you one question that has burned into me for so long.....
~Sesshomaru: .......... stare
~InuYasha: ...and that question is.... scream What the hell is that fluffy crap on your shoulder???? scream
~Sesshomaru:..... neutral

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmm..... i'll try one about inuyasha being to kagome's time... here goes

*it starts with Inuyasha in the living room with Souta, kag's grandpa, and souta while kagome's taking a bath*
Kag's mom: hey inuyasha...... so how are u and kagome doing?
Inu: good , why?
Kag's mom: I hear that you two are going steady...
Inu: 0_0 WAT???? wha-where did u get such a ridiculous idea from????
Kag's mom: Kagome tells me all the time how much of a good guy you are, she mentions how sweet, gentle and handsome u are! She's always hoping that you'd love her as much as she loves you, and my personal opinion is that you 2 would make a perfect couple....
Inu: eek *blushes*... uh, k-kagome said that?
Kag's mom: Of corse she did wink
Inu: *blushes harder*....................................
*kagome coming out of the bath with a robe*
Kag: Hm? why are you guys looking at me like that for?
*kag's mom, souta, and grandpa exit that room*
Inu: Kagome?
Kag: Hm?
*Inuyasha runs and hugs kagome*
Kag: *blushes* wha, what are u doing inuyasha?????
Inu: why didn't you tell me how much you loved me?
Kag: 0_0b what are u talking about??????
Inu: 0//0.........................................
i know it's not funny, i just wanted to do a romantic one but i did something to make it accptable to this topic ^ ^

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:58 pm

Kagome Higurashi666

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Good One Kagome!!!! 3nodding

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~InuYasha: scream SESSHOMARU!!! scream
~Sesshomaru: ...InuYasha.... stare
~InuYasha: ...before I take the life of my worthless brother....I must ask you one question that has burned into me for so long.....
~Sesshomaru: .......... stare
~InuYasha: ...and that question is.... scream What the hell is that fluffy crap on your shoulder???? scream
~Sesshomaru:..... neutral

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmm..... i'll try one about inuyasha being to kagome's time... here goes

*it starts with Inuyasha in the living room with Souta, kag's grandpa, and souta while kagome's taking a bath*
Kag's mom: hey inuyasha...... so how are u and kagome doing?
Inu: good , why?
Kag's mom: I hear that you two are going steady...
Inu: 0_0 WAT???? wha-where did u get such a ridiculous idea from????
Kag's mom: Kagome tells me all the time how much of a good guy you are, she mentions how sweet, gentle and handsome u are! She's always hoping that you'd love her as much as she loves you, and my personal opinion is that you 2 would make a perfect couple....
Inu: eek *blushes*... uh, k-kagome said that?
Kag's mom: Of corse she did wink
Inu: *blushes harder*....................................
*kagome coming out of the bath with a robe*
Kag: Hm? why are you guys looking at me like that for?
*kag's mom, souta, and grandpa exit that room*
Inu: Kagome?
Kag: Hm?
*Inuyasha runs and hugs kagome*
Kag: *blushes* wha, what are u doing inuyasha?????
Inu: why didn't you tell me how much you loved me?
Kag: 0_0b what are u talking about??????
Inu: 0//0.........................................
i know it's not funny, i just wanted to do a romantic one but i did something to make it accptable to this topic ^ ^

I loved them both! Those were soooo good!

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:31 pm

rofl ALL of these are HILARIOUS!!!! rofl
rofl Here's another Kagome...
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*Hojo is in front of the Higurashi Shrine asking Kagome out again...*
~Hojo: So, Kagome....how's Saturday night???
~Kagome: uh...I'm still kinda sick....*thinks about InuYasha wondering if he misses her*
*InuYasha shows up behind Kagome....*
~InuYasha: Who's this guy Kagome.... stare
~Kagome: ......uh...InuYasha....you should go back inside....I can handle it...
~Hojo: ..... question neutral *finally notices InuYasha's ears....*...huh??...*and goes up to touch InuYasha's ears*...what the....what kind of illness do you have???? eek
~InuYasha: stressed ...what is wrong with you people.... stressed
~Kagome: You really shouldn't touch them Hojo.... sweatdrop
~Hojo:*backs away* ...ar..are they contageous???
~InuYasha: stare Hojo is it.... scream DIE...*InuYasha tries to attack Hojo but...*
~Kagome: SIT!!
*Hojo faints and becomes insane murmuring about illnesses, medicine, dog ears...and something about pie....*
it's not that funny..... stare

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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:06 pm

rofl These are all hilarous rofl Um...Im gonna give this a try....
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*Inuyasha and Kagome in the Kitchen*

Inuyasha: *starts pigging out on ramen*
Kagome: stare Inuyasha, save some for me you baka!
Inuyasha: *shakes head* Nuh uh. *eats all the ramen*
Kagome: stressed Inuyasha! *hits him upside the head with a bowl* You *hits Inu with bowl again* BAKA! *drops the bowl and walks a few feet away* Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: *rubbing head and eyes widen* Kagome!! No don''t.....*gets cut off by*
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inuyasha: *thump and finish saying* please.
Shippo: *pops out of no where*
Inuyasha and Kagome: eek
Shippo: Haha! Inuyasha was sitted! rofl
Inuyasha: *gets up and bops Shippo on the head* I don''t know how the heck you got here but SHUT UP Shippo!
Shippo: crying Kagome, Inuyasha hit me!
Kagome stressed Sit!
Inuyasha: Ahhh! *thump*
Miroku and Sango: *pops out of no where*
Kagome and Shippo: eek
Inuyasha: *gets up rubbing head, sees Miroku and Sango* eek
Miroku: *shakes his head* Inuyasha, will never learn, right Sango?
Sango: *nods* I agree.
Sesshomaru: *pops out of no where*
Everyone: eek ..... eek
Sesshomaru: *has an expresslessness face* My half-breed brother is a baka. *pops right back to feudal (sp?) era*
Sango, Shippo, and Miroku: *pops right back to feudal era as well*
Kagome and Inuyasha: eek
Inuyasha: W-what just happened?
Kagome: stare How in the world should I know? *walks off and fixes herself some ramen*
Inuyasha: ...... neutral

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I think that kinda sucked... neutral ....oh well.

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:36 pm

Here's a stupid one...

::Inuyasha walks out with his hair in a braid::

Kagome: I like the braid on you, Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: (in a stupid gay voice) Oh, thankyou Kagome-chan! I saw how adorable it looked on Bankotsu so I just had had HAD to try it myself!!! heart whee heart

Kagome: eek

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rofl These are all hilarous rofl Um...Im gonna give this a try....
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*Inuyasha and Kagome in the Kitchen*

Inuyasha: *starts pigging out on ramen*
Kagome: stare Inuyasha, save some for me you baka!
Inuyasha: *shakes head* Nuh uh. *eats all the ramen*
Kagome: stressed Inuyasha! *hits him upside the head with a bowl* You *hits Inu with bowl again* BAKA! *drops the bowl and walks a few feet away* Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: *rubbing head and eyes widen* Kagome!! No don''t.....*gets cut off by*
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inuyasha: *thump and finish saying* please.
Shippo: *pops out of no where*
Inuyasha and Kagome: eek
Shippo: Haha! Inuyasha was sitted! rofl
Inuyasha: *gets up and bops Shippo on the head* I don''t know how the heck you got here but SHUT UP Shippo!
Shippo: crying Kagome, Inuyasha hit me!
Kagome stressed Sit!
Inuyasha: Ahhh! *thump*
Miroku and Sango: *pops out of no where*
Kagome and Shippo: eek
Inuyasha: *gets up rubbing head, sees Miroku and Sango* eek
Miroku: *shakes his head* Inuyasha, will never learn, right Sango?
Sango: *nods* I agree.
Sesshomaru: *pops out of no where*
Everyone: eek ..... eek
Sesshomaru: *has an expresslessness face* My half-breed brother is a baka. *pops right back to feudal (sp?) era*
Sango, Shippo, and Miroku: *pops right back to feudal era as well*
Kagome and Inuyasha: eek
Inuyasha: W-what just happened?
Kagome: stare How in the world should I know? *walks off and fixes herself some ramen*
Inuyasha: ...... neutral

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I think that kinda sucked... neutral ....oh well.

no it wasen't, that was funny! especailly when they all popped out of no where like that

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