Welcome to Gaia! ::

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons

REPUBLIC: You have two cows. The government exercises those powers delegated to it by the people, who are sovereign. The majority does not rule because the people and their representatives (elected, appointed and employed) are constrained by various checks and balances, including the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the three co-equal branches of government, and the 50 state republics (see, e.g., Article IV, section 4). So what the government does with your cows and with the milk from those cows depends on the interaction between the people and the checks and balances mentioned above.

DIVORCE: You have one cow and your spouse has one cow. You file for divorce. You no longer have a cow.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: In Soviet Russia, two cows have you.

BUSH'S AMERICA: You have two cows. Bush seizes your dairy farm, gives it to a multinational corporation, sends you to die in Iraq, then blames the Democrats for trying to destroy democracy and the free market system.

Philosophy: Do I have 2 cows?

Quantumistic : my two cows are both dead and alive.

MySpace: You have over 2000 cows. You have never seen one of them.

Freudian Psychology: You have 2 cows and you are sexually attracted to your mother.

Hinduism: You have two cows. You treat them like God's, pray to them, and line them with golden clothes. Then you die because of starvation.

Republican America: You have two cows. The government takes both, gives one to Halliburton, and puts the other in a faith-based milking abstinence program. The price of milk rises by $5/gallon.

Consumerism: You have two cows. However, they are not "in" anymore, so you discard them, and buy 5 other cows. One has a dock for your iPod, two others are actually skins to change the look of our iPod, the fourth runs OSX, and you're not sure what the fifth does, but you have it cause everyone else does.
Despite the fact that you cannot milk any of your five cows, you feel superior than anyone who only has regular milking cows.

Heisenbergianism: You have two cows in a sealed barn. They are both dead and alive until you open it.

eBaums: You have two cows. They weren't your cows to begin with, but now they are tagged and tattooed.

Islam: You have two cows. You crash planes into both of them.

Judaism: You have two cows. You also control everyone else's cows.

Libertarianism - You have two cows, you hew down a vast tract of rainforest to graze and settle them and then build a vast carbon emmitting plant to milk them, when scientists tell you that you are contributing to climate change you simply ignore them, go and watch Penn and Teller and comfortingly delude yourself that they know more than the worlds top cliamtologists.

Microsoft: You have two cows. You sell your milk on the free market, letting everyone use it. Even though it is sour, you have a huge userbase because of your marketing ability and because all milk accessories (cereal and chocolate milk mix) only function when used with your milk.
Then you buy 2 new cows and release milk vista in an attempt to rip everyone off.

Apple: You have two cows. You don't sell your milk alone. Instead, you sell milk that is only compatible with your cereal and bowls, forcing customers to spend twice as much money to get minutely better milk.
Your ad campaign is also entirely based on mudslinging, and you have a rabid and undeserved fanbase/"culture"

Wewt!

Spadges way: I have 1 cow I lost one because a n00b asked for it xD

The DOOMY way: I have two cows, they,re both DOOMY...nuff said.

My way: I have two cows. I hide them somewhere that I will for sure remember and I cannot find them since then.

the Spartan way: we have two COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS!!!!1

lol its ok daughty.. crap i cant say that i like how that sounds....

._.;;;