D-Fens from FLH
Yup, it's D-FENS gracing your screens again. Scottie has been Cell-Signalless, so updates have been incredibly sparse (as in only rumor and innuendo). Give Ax some love - he didn't even have to post that s**t, and as you'll see, he pretty much posted the big news that I'll be posting. But My news is confirmed, so that makes it better. Right?
GATHERING NEWS
The news from the Gathering was was little, it seems. But, instead of having you wait for our newest video-ninja Pope to get back, we're going to tell you what is on those tapes as a tasty little teaser for when Scottie actually gets the video up.
ABK RETURNS, TWIZTID AS UNHAPPY AS CAN BE
This may be the first time in recent memory that something was started at the Gathering that continued, at least drama-wise. It seems ABK has officially been re-signed to the Hatchet. Good news for all you Native Warrios out there, but not so good if you are enjoying a drama-free time. If you remember back to prevgious gatherings and the seminars featuring Twiztid, you'll remember them saying some rather uncomplimentary things about the Killa. '******** that guy, I'm glad he's gone' seemed to be the nicest thing said last year by Twiztid. Well, Lo and behold, someone during the seminar asked them about those comments, to which they responded they were really upset that he was re-signed, and that - to quote - "It's us or him."
This should be a fun few weeks coming up.
J IS JOLLY AGAIN
Have you been following J's physical health? Jump back a few years and you'll remember J quite happy he was losing weight - he was even going to come out with an exercise plan for other fat Juggalos. Looks like he gave that up, since, once again, he's back to being huge. But, on the good side, it looks like all you big juggalos who want to lose that weight will finally be getting your weight loss help alongside him!
I'MMA BE IN A MOVIE
Yeah, I know - it's Gathering news, not 'D-FENS is cool' news. But since such news rarely happens, I had to jump out and scream it at you - it looks like BMR is actually going to start filming the beginning of next year! No other details were given out, but go listen to Scottie's interview with J - He mentions knowing the guy who won the 2003 Gatherings contest, and J says they will still honor that contest. That is the s**t.
GO TO HELL
Twiztid's new internet show debuted at the gathering to some applause, and it looks like us poor ninjas who got stuck at home during thet Gathering will get our chance to see it within a week. Keep your eyes on Twiztid's Website for the impending freshness.
That's it
It was hot as hell and humid as hell. And Scottie, our beloved web-ninja-master-asshat felt that he should get home since he needs to 'work' tomorrow. Isn't he a huge p***y? My bet is that 114 degrees with 99% humidty beat his a**. So any other news we get will have to be submitted by you ninjas who are makinng your way back from the Gathering. Submit that s**t, email me, or whatever.
GATHERING NEWS
The news from the Gathering was was little, it seems. But, instead of having you wait for our newest video-ninja Pope to get back, we're going to tell you what is on those tapes as a tasty little teaser for when Scottie actually gets the video up.
ABK RETURNS, TWIZTID AS UNHAPPY AS CAN BE
This may be the first time in recent memory that something was started at the Gathering that continued, at least drama-wise. It seems ABK has officially been re-signed to the Hatchet. Good news for all you Native Warrios out there, but not so good if you are enjoying a drama-free time. If you remember back to prevgious gatherings and the seminars featuring Twiztid, you'll remember them saying some rather uncomplimentary things about the Killa. '******** that guy, I'm glad he's gone' seemed to be the nicest thing said last year by Twiztid. Well, Lo and behold, someone during the seminar asked them about those comments, to which they responded they were really upset that he was re-signed, and that - to quote - "It's us or him."
This should be a fun few weeks coming up.
J IS JOLLY AGAIN
Have you been following J's physical health? Jump back a few years and you'll remember J quite happy he was losing weight - he was even going to come out with an exercise plan for other fat Juggalos. Looks like he gave that up, since, once again, he's back to being huge. But, on the good side, it looks like all you big juggalos who want to lose that weight will finally be getting your weight loss help alongside him!
I'MMA BE IN A MOVIE
Yeah, I know - it's Gathering news, not 'D-FENS is cool' news. But since such news rarely happens, I had to jump out and scream it at you - it looks like BMR is actually going to start filming the beginning of next year! No other details were given out, but go listen to Scottie's interview with J - He mentions knowing the guy who won the 2003 Gatherings contest, and J says they will still honor that contest. That is the s**t.
GO TO HELL
Twiztid's new internet show debuted at the gathering to some applause, and it looks like us poor ninjas who got stuck at home during thet Gathering will get our chance to see it within a week. Keep your eyes on Twiztid's Website for the impending freshness.
That's it
It was hot as hell and humid as hell. And Scottie, our beloved web-ninja-master-asshat felt that he should get home since he needs to 'work' tomorrow. Isn't he a huge p***y? My bet is that 114 degrees with 99% humidty beat his a**. So any other news we get will have to be submitted by you ninjas who are makinng your way back from the Gathering. Submit that s**t, email me, or whatever.
