Because Chippy's a loser who likes strategy games.
I like playing as the Dutch, for some reason. Well, no reason. I just like 'em.
CHEATS AND STUFF coz I am so so bored
(just type them in the chatbox)
x marks the spot - Reveals map. Not fog, just the map. You can see where treasures are and stuff.
medium rare please - gives you 10,000 food
give me liberty or give me coin - 10,000 coin, duh.
nova & orion - 10,000 XP
speed always wins - 100x gather/build rates. This makes settlers gather stuff pronto. But then you'll have no trees left. YOU ENVIROMENTAL MURDERER
sooo good - Ahem. Turns on the random text sayings that flash up on the screen when someone or something gets killed. For example: infantry killed by Mediocre Bombard, it'll say "MEDIOCRE BOMBARD'D!!!"
A recent study indicated that 100% of herdables are obese - Makes all the animals on the map fat n' juicy and tender and yum.
This is too hard - wins the game in singleplayer. PWN THAT, DUDES.
tuck tuck tuck - Spawns a great big red monster truck that'll bulldoze half the trees on your map if you're not careful.
Ya gotta make do with what ya got - Spawns the Mediocre Bombard at your Home City gather point. It's a cannon that shoots giant rodents. Bang bang indeed.
Where's that axe? - Spawns George Crushington. xD He's good for breaking into those muddahfuggin' forts where you forgot to bring your artillery gear.
I'm hungry. sad
too cute by half
too clever by half
too cunning by half
