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 Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:40 pm
As this has to do with a play, I figured this would be a good place for it. Anyway, a while ago my sister and I rewrote the speech for Hamlet for a school cafeteria.
[Cheesy Shakespearean Voice]To chiken, or not to chicken? That, is the question. Wether it 'tis nobler *dramatic pause* to get the salad, and spare this poor souls life. Or to eat the chicken, already slain, so that it's death, may not be in vain. But what is a chicken if not fried in oil, but a white, meaningless lump in this great world?[/Cheesy Shakespearean Voice]
We also came up with a Romeo and Juliet one for math, but it's much shorter.
[Cheesy Shakespearean Voice]Fraction? Fraction? Where for art thou fraction? Behold, tis the east! And the demoninator, is the sun.[/Cheesy Shakespearean Voice[/Cheesy Shakeespearean Voice]
We were going to invent these for all classes because we were going to creat a Talk Like a Shakespearean holiday akin to Talk Like a Pirate Day. If you have any ideas, feel free to share them.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:39 am
Romeo and Juliet Gym:
The gray faced child smiles on the moving clock, checkering the eastern hall with beads of sweat, and to the drinking fountine like a drunkered reels from forth mile run and classmates pounding heels.
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:39 am
Well that is...interesting....
I just made this one up for english or studyhall *could refer to homework* No offense to the books out there. The word chicken makes me hungry.
A word is but a word in this long grueling life. And As I look upon this wretched book bestowed upon me I eat it.
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