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 Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:43 pm
for summer school i had to write up some funny laws. and i did it on my threes cats.
Cat Laws for the Naïve Owner
1.) Law on Leaving - By the time you are ready to go, your cat’s food bowl is empty.
2.) Law on Cooking - When you’re cooking, President Hoover is at your heels pleading for scraps with huge gold eyes.
3.) Law of Sleeping - Your cat will sleep with you whenever possible, in a position uncomfortable for you or anyone else in the bed, but comfortable for him.
4.) Law of Magnetism - All dark fabric attracts your cat hair, and you end up more of a fuzz bucket than the cat.
5.) Law of Probability - You will never know where your cat is, but you can guess where he “might” be.
6.) Law of Empty Paper Bags or Boxes - When you leave an empty paper bag or box lying out, your cat will be in it a matter of nanoseconds.
7.) Law of Laundry Baskets - Once you finish emptying your basket of folded clothes, your cat will jump into it for a free ride up the stairs.
8.) Law of Cat TV - When you open your window, your cat will be there for the non stop television, smell-vision, and uncontrollable volume of Nature.
9.) Law of Lego Blocks - Never leave legos lying out, your cat will think it is fun to make noises across the tile floor and to get you away from whatever you are doing, to stop them.
10.) Law of Ownership - Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Tell me what you all think
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:22 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:13 pm
Thats so true....how addorible!!!!
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:50 pm
I am laughing so hard I almost peed myself. Goodness that is so true. I have an all white cat who just looks at my black work shirt and it is covered with fur. rofl
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