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 Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 12:49 am
Love Dovexxx ... When they ask for a defib when they are dazed RIGHT next to the null.You have NO IDEA how many times I have seen this happen at Bass'ken Lake. I have too, but I'm really glad for the reminder. I laughed so hard. It's always super ridiculous to see people do that! XD One day, in one of my more off-color moods, I may do that just to screw with people and see what comments I get.
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 12:58 am
Also, I would like to say that today, there was someone so noobish that the did the unprecendented in a couple hundred hours or more of play time: they made me so frustrated that I tried to leave the crew.
It was the 1 in 15 or so SS runs that I was not the leader, and the leader did as I would do: she was nice and let in a CL 9.3. We told him what to do when he came in and emphasized that we needed to STAY TOGETHER. The first thing he does? Runs off with our Divinity girl from the first chest all the way to the spout swarm near the seahorse tail. She makes it to the anchor bug swarm on the lilypad. Both die in their respective places. After getting over our confusion, after many deaths the rest of us struggle - without div - to follow them and save them, after which the noob KEEPS RUNNING OFF AND DYING/LURING WHILE WE ARE RESTING.
I declared that my patience was, after 30+ minutes of this retardedness, gone, and that I was leaving, directly after which the noob enthusiastically declares that is a good idea and leaves, so I stayed. Soon after, Div girl leaves and we go through the last half of SS and the rest of the farming run with no div.
That rant being given, I dedicate this one to you, mister Chaossomething313. Goodness knows we screamed your name enough times.
...When you are in a new place with new rules, but repeatedly ignore the "STAY TOGETHER"s of all your experienced teammates.
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0o0Kitten0o0 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 4:07 am
PyroAurah Also, I would like to say that today, there was someone so noobish that the did the unprecendented in a couple hundred hours or more of play time: they made me so frustrated that I tried to leave the crew. It was the 1 in 15 or so SS runs that I was not the leader, and the leader did as I would do: she was nice and let in a CL 9.3. We told him what to do when he came in and emphasized that we needed to STAY TOGETHER. The first thing he does? Runs off with our Divinity girl from the first chest all the way to the spout swarm near the seahorse tail. She makes it to the anchor bug swarm on the lilypad. Both die in their respective places. After getting over our confusion, after many deaths the rest of us struggle - without div - to follow them and save them, after which the noob KEEPS RUNNING OFF AND DYING/LURING WHILE WE ARE RESTING. I declared that my patience was, after 30+ minutes of this retardedness, gone, and that I was leaving, directly after which the noob enthusiastically declares that is a good idea and leaves, so I stayed. Soon after, Div girl leaves and we go through the last half of SS and the rest of the farming run with no div. That rant being given, I dedicate this one to you, mister Chaos something313. Goodness knows we screamed your name enough times. ...When you are in a new place with new rules, but repeatedly ignore the "STAY TOGETHER"s of all your experienced teammates. ha ha OMG i cant stop laughing im crying xd omg im so sorry but its so funny
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 7:47 pm
I have to agree, actually. It was annoying as hell to live it, but it does make for a fantastic story. Ah, the obtuse uses of noobs. XD
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 11:22 pm
Funky thing.
I was in a crew. They went through a quick buff check, so checkpoint one for a good ss hard crew, clear. Then one guy kept spamming the crew chat and the leader, who was apparently his girlfriend, ignored it all. Myself and another sane crew member were sorta getting irritated at that point.
We go into ss hard. The boyfriend is holding the divinity. The boyfriend died first after running to the first chest and opening it. The rest of the crew is going "WTF?!" but we defib him and sorta buff him up. But he's got the divinity and he's not using it. Then the leader and boyfriend both run off, each to a chest, opened it, and dazed. The guy died, kept yelling "defib me" and the girlfriend was just dazed and there. Myself and the sane crew member left immediately.
And then we joined up outside the whirlpool for another round of ss hard ^.^
How to know you're a noob: If you die alone and you're not luring, you're probably a noob. If you open chests alone, you're a noob.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 2:06 pm
So unfortunate to live, but what a great story! I didn't think it was possible to have two events so similar in terms of both procedure and level of stupidity. XD
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 12:57 am
Well, when I first started this guild I kept running into noob crews trying to do SS hard, they kept dying and I mean horribly! They lost to the effing clams! A group of six people! Kitten and I were the last ones and then I just asked her if she wanted to quit and we did, then the same thing happened again 3 more times! And then, I started the guild! I feel like the idea of Player Killing would be ripe right about now...>_> I'm sure even [JK] wants to do that! Speaking of noobs, the people that keep trying to run into a Boss area and no matter how many times you tell them to wait they keep clicking it and wanting you to click the difficulty..I kick those people!
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 9:50 am
Nox Of The Elementum Well, when I first started this guild I kept running into noob crews trying to do SS hard, they kept dying and I mean horribly! They lost to the effing clams! A group of six people! Kitten and I were the last ones and then I just asked her if she wanted to quit and we did, then the same thing happened again 3 more times! And then, I started the guild! I feel like the idea of Player Killing would be ripe right about now...>_> I'm sure even [JK] wants to do that! Speaking of noobs, the people that keep trying to run into a Boss area and no matter how many times you tell them to wait they keep clicking it and wanting you to click the difficulty..I kick those people! All of the above are highly annoying. I've been shocked at just how often I've been in noob crews lately. And also by how, invariably, I try to click them and use attack rings in the vain hope that zOMG will glitch and it'll work. Come ooooooon, PK.
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0o0Kitten0o0 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 4:39 am
xd omg at the friday event he said he was gonna kill off a character in an earlier thread i was like OMG KILL NEWBEE!!!
But yes rings that work on other people besides buffs would be awesome 3nodding and awwwwwwwwwwwww nox our first meeting xd guess a good thing came out of it...... 3nodding OMG i still cant believe that idiot....... lmfao........ remember when i had to kick like half the crew just so we didnt have to chase them anymore .......... then realized we lacked manpower after xd xd we died horribly rofl
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 7:55 pm
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:25 am
When you have all short range rings equipped...I swear I've seen it happen when we were fighting EB that guy could not get a single hit in because of that...and he had no defib or buffs just attack rings! How the hell were they all short range! PS he sucks
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:28 am
Also when you play zOMg while your stoned or drunk off the deep end...this however does not apply to my friend Undead Maniac - San..that dude played awesome when he was stoned..lolz
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0o0Kitten0o0 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 9:22 pm
Ok have a bunch of brilliant suggestions for those but i still need some more material before i claim a top ten! think i might wait till i get to 20 then do a whole poll thing for 5 then so on and so on...... 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:42 pm
Muahahaha i have a poll now xd 3nodding
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0o0Kitten0o0 Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:44 am
PyroAurah Also, when... ...You shout "defib plz!" over and over, but don't provide a location. ...And you shout conversations when normal chats would work perfectly fine (i.e. you're not deliberately trying to be an a*****e, as in discussing A Modest Proposal, 'cause baby-eating is no fun without audience recoil).
Anyway...
You know your a noob when you think you can be a leecher. It's like, don't you realize we can see your stamina? Don't you think we see it not moving? Oh but the real kicker is when they aren't even moving around! I once had this guy in a group and he was standing in the corner, face in the corner doing nothing. I wish I could have kicked him out but I wasn't leader. The leader did kick him out eventually though.
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