Whatever happened to the classic vampire stories. It's like people completely forgot about Anne Rice and Bram Stoker
But I think people like the "I'm a useless maiden in distress" thing bella does with the "I'm a perfect person that falls for the normal girl" cliche that edward does.
The Edward Cullen Incendiarism Alliance
The guild for the ulitmate torture, death, and destroyal of Edward Cullen, as well as every other celebrity we hate.
