Welcome to Gaia! ::

*elevator opens to reveal a room with a single tank in its center*

jin: this it?

kameel: yes. 200mm smooth bore main gun, two 50 cal. machine guns,one 40mm grenade launcher, radar jammer, smoke/chaff grenade deployment, emp shielding, composite armour, and an automatic targeting system.

jin: is it fully loaded? when can i take it?

kameel: it is fully armed and fueled, you can take it now if you-

jin: good. i'll be leaving.

kameel: so... i'll just leave you to it then. hehe...
*turns around*

jin: kameel, guess what?
*stabs kameel*
i lied.
*climbs into tank as kameel falls to the floor*
all right, lets get to work.
*starts tank engine*

Narrator:
"...and they went on a road trip off to the fabled Exploratorium, chugging soda and making pit stops. However, they had a small inkling of danger just behind them but they paid no mind to it. They were on a road trip."