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 Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:58 pm
|__|b***h on Board|__|Why should I care who you are?
Both of you, out of my apartment building! Before I call the cops on you!
-Chases Reeves and Nu away- 'And who in case she doesn't hang
Can say she started with a bang?
Roxie Hart!'
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:04 pm
*runs away quickly from the strange lady*
Some warm welcome that was.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:24 pm
|__|b***h on board|__|To bad! You vandalize my apartment!
-Waves broom at him- '525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear.
525,600 minutes -
How do you measure, measure a year?
In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee.
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife.'
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:16 pm
*Gets tossed around a bit on her raft in the middle of the ocean and begins to monologue again*
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:10 pm
*enter paraiah, selling newspapers*
"breaking news! Reeves gets caught in a freak sex-change accident and is now a trans!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:20 pm
Paraiah *enter paraiah, selling newspapers* "breaking news! Reeves gets caught in a freak sex-change accident and is now a trans!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:13 am
|__|b***h on board|__|-Enters as not the crazy landlady, but the really hot and sexy ex-prostitute docter!-
;D
-Insert long ramble & explaination of how Reeves' sex change is actually a good thing or whatever, while still looking sexy-
fomg! A trampoline somehow appears on the ground under Reeves and bounces him back up to where everybody else is '525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear.
525,600 minutes -
How do you measure, measure a year?
In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee.
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife.'
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:36 pm
Siani *Gets tossed around a bit on her raft in the middle of the ocean and begins to monologue again* Then, in the far distance, growing rapidly bigger, is a HUEG VIKING SHEEP. er.. SHIP*! No, let's make it sheep. Will Siani be attacked by this HUEG fluffy floating device? Will she be boarded by wool? Is there anyone aboard the Sheep? A voice rings shrillingly through the air; "LAMBZ ATTACK. " . .several lambs are shot in the air, only to land back on the sheep in muffled thuds. "FIRE ZE SHIZZLES!". .the lambs repeat themselves, looking more and more flustered as they touch the sky, and fall back down again in a swoshy whiff of newborn wool and the unmistakeable sound of a soft landing. It can only be... THE SHEEPCAPTAIN PILLETH. |o ..B |o *intriguing jazz-pirate music with a hint of Loony Tunes*
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:26 pm
. . as the enormous( -ly awesome) sheep drew nearer, Siani got a visual of the sheeps' leader. It was a moving hat with whisps of pink hair, and untied shoelaces.  The captain was unceremoniously stuffing lambs into a quaint black cannon. There was an ecco of faint/and/or stiffled chattering of the sheep as the captain lit the cannon with a rather gnarled stick. The lambs went off, yet again, straight up, only to hover in the air for a nano-second, then come stooping down upon the deck. The Pilleth didn't seem to be bothered by the fact that the lambs didn't hit target, or for that matter, anything outside of the sheepship, but came tumbling down like small fluffy cotton clouds with vivid eyes. Storyteller: "This must indeed be a frightening sight for poor Siani."
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:27 pm
(.. whaaaz? I'm bored. :0 )
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:14 am
( rofl )
*Sees the floating sheep and all it's inhabitants and faints dramatically*
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:30 am
The Pilleth stops the inane shooting of lamps and peeks through an inanely hueg spyglass and declare proudly to her flustered shipmates;
"WE HAFF DESTROYED ZE TAGET. EVERYBUZZY READY TO BOARD ZE TRAITOR SHIIPSHIIP."
Slowly but surely the HUEG Sheep makes its way across the sea, and cradles itself on the watery surface by Siani's boat made of shoes and.. something else I forgot. The Pilleth boards the Shoeboat.
"Ze traitoor iz ztill ze awake."
Pilleth pokes Siani with a.. rope.
"We zhall nut kill 'er. We zhall TAEK ALL OF 'ER SHOEZ!"
The Pilleth wriggles happily and begin to collect the shoes spread out on Siani's deck.
The rope Pilleth poked Siani with floats out to sea, together with, most unconveniently, the Sheep and all the ammo-lambs.
Pilleth: @ B@ "err... dratz. "
Siani, welcome your new shipmate, she might smell like wool but she doesn't bite and is vaguely pottytrained. :D;
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:21 am
(Uh, realised this probably wouldn't ever be shown in Glamour or Days of Our Lives or like.. any other soap, but I can assure you it most certainly would if I made them. @ BBB@)
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:13 am
-enter the media-
"A dead body! "
_reeves_
"Lets tell the world!"
The [worldwide] media takes photo's of reeve's body? and plasters them all over subway stations and bus-stops with the caption "why?!" underneath. This alerts a certain someone to the fact that Reeves is dead?.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:20 am
Lyzz the Dark Beast To bad! You vandalize my apartment!
-Waves broom at him- Yeah! Well...I'll vandalise it all I want! mad *angryface*
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