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 Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:55 pm
Dear Bonzi,
Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp?
(sorry for the rampant silliness of the question, but I didn't have anything else to ask, really. sweatdrop )
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:30 pm
Bonzinut Aine Larae Dear Bonzi, I broke my night goggles on my last Johnny-stakeout. Do you know where I can get some more? - Johnny's girl! Dear Johnny's girl, I hope that by stakeout, you mean that you are a member of some law enforcement agency, and he has in someway broken a law that would require him to be on stakeout. Otherwise that would make you a stalker, and that would just be a little creapy eek That being said, I have recently come across a place that sells excelent night vision goggles, for stalk... umm.. stakeouts. The website is www.imspyingonjohnnydepp.com ((I made that up, but it is probably really out there blaugh )), they have execlent prices, and the products are marvelous. Good luck with your future stal... stakeouts.  ((I just have to say... LOL! mrgreen ))
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:03 pm
OnsenMark Dear Bonzi, Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp? (sorry for the rampant silliness of the question, but I didn't have anything else to ask, really. sweatdrop ) Dear unsigned, I beleive the person who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp, was infact the same person whop put the ram in the rama lama ding dong. And that person needs to have their hand shook. Cause things just havn't been the same since.
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:21 am
Dear Bonzi (or whoever would like to answer this),
Why is it that I always try to help people out. I give freely of myself, I help out when asked, I do whatever needs to be done. But other people generally don't do the same for me?
This really frustrates me, and gets me to the point that I don't want to help anyone, EVER again.
signed,
Frustrated. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:50 am
Dear Frustrated,
I have come to understand that people as a whole are really crappy and you can't count on them. With that said, do not let the crabbiness of those around you destroy your caring, giving nature. There are those out there, the silent few, who recognize your actions and are greatly pleased by you.
With love,
Karyiann - Bonzi's sister who found this letter on his files.
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:28 am
Dear Bonzi,
I seem to be stuck. I was told I could leave the room once I go to the corner. I just can't find it.
Help!!
Stuck in a round room
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:32 am
Karyiann Dear Bonzi, I seem to be stuck. I was told I could leave the room once I go to the corner. I just can't find it. Help!! Stuck in a round room Dear Stuck in a round room, I belive that you have a real deliema on your hands. However, I think I may be able to help you out. The room that you in is round wich means there are no corners. But, if there is a door, then once opened, you can create a right angle, which is a corner. My advice is to open the door, finding the corner that you made with the door, then you may exit. Good luck.
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:39 am
Dear Bonzi,
Thank you for your suggestion! It worked!
Signed,
I'm free!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:40 am
Karyiann Dear Bonzi, Thank you for your suggestion! It worked! Signed, I'm free!! Dear I'm free!!, Next time somebody puts you in a round room. Bring nachos!!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:16 am
Dear Bonzi,
I'm addicted to bad Austrailian soaps! How can I make difference between reality and the reality I want to be in with them!? crying
Signed,
I wish they were my Neighbours
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:11 am
Aine Larae Dear Bonzi, I'm addicted to bad Austrailian soaps! How can I make difference between reality and the reality I want to be in with them!? crying Signed, I wish they were my Neighbours Dear I wish they were my Neighbours, I know what you mean. I actually live in an alternate reality, whenever possible. First you must ask yourself, why do you want to live in this alternate reality. I myself find it much better to live outside of this world. However the way you can come back to the real reality, is to eat some dry macroni noodles, take a shot of diet coke, and stand on your head for 3 and 1/2 minutes. This will unlock all the things between reality, and the TV world. Good luck,
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:15 pm
Bonzinut Dear Bonzi (or whoever would like to answer this), Why is it that I always try to help people out. I give freely of myself, I help out when asked, I do whatever needs to be done. But other people generally don't do the same for me? This really frustrates me, and gets me to the point that I don't want to help anyone, EVER again. signed, Frustrated. sweatdrop Dear Frustrated (sorry, better late than never...) People in general tend to be selfish. People like you who give freely are hard to find. But as was said before, don't let that keep you from helping others. I understand how you feel though. There aren't many people who truely appreciate what you do for them, but there are some who do. It sucks being the one who is always overlooked and underappreciated. I've felt the same way. I try to do what is asked of me and a little more, and and find that it is rarely appreciated. But in the end as long as the special people in your life appreciate you, it dooesn't matter what the rest of the people think. signed Garish
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:28 pm
Dear Bonzi, Lately I've been feeling left out, lonely I guess you could say. And I haven't had much fun online. Most of my online friends have either moved on to other things, rarely talk to me, or don't notice I exist. And since I can't be online when everyone else is, due to time zones and busy schedules, I get excluded from things that I hadn't been before. Any advice? signed overlooked, underappreciated, and unnoticed. xp 
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:47 am
Garish Dear Bonzi, Lately I've been feeling left out, lonely I guess you could say. And I haven't had much fun online. Most of my online friends have either moved on to other things, rarely talk to me, or don't notice I exist. And since I can't be online when everyone else is, due to time zones and busy schedules, I get excluded from things that I hadn't been before. Any advice? signed overlooked, underappreciated, and unnoticed. xp Dear overlooked, underappreciated, and unnoticed, I'm sorry that your feeling left out and lonely. I know what it is like to have friends not invite you to do things. If your closer to one of the people who you did things with. Ask them to not forget about you, ask them to let you know when they are doing something, and you will try to be there. Its the least you could do. You are a great person, I'm sure. They probably aren't doing it on purpose, you have just been absent due to other responsibilites, and are being overlooked. I'm sure they are sitting there saying, I wish (you) were here. Just try to be available, and things will start up again. And if they don't start up, try to find a few more friends. I'm sure there are a bunch of people who can be just as much fun. Good luck,
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:59 am
Dear Bonzi,
I seem to have been finding myself down a lot lately. I blame the weather. When will it perk up??
Signed,
Sick of Winter
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