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 Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:13 pm
lol those are so funny! here's mine!
cop-you were going 120! you're under arrest
me-give me a break i was in a hurry to recycle these beer cans!
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:07 pm
oh i also heard this joke!
the officer pulls a man over and asks him if he'd been drinkin and he said no but the police man wanted him to take a test. so he made him dance and stuff but then the man did really amazin things and the cop said you're very talented and the guy said no i'm just drunk
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:17 am
Officer: "You're under arrest."
Kitty: "No...YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!! MUAHAHAHA!! Mehehe WHOO..."
Officer: "Have you been drinking?"
Kitty: "-burp- No way! Howcouwdyouimpwytat?!"
Officer: "You're gonna have to come with m---"
Kitty: "-looks at hands- OH!! I HAVE FINGAHS!!"
Officer: "..."
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:00 am
cop: i hope you realise you almost crashed into that street sign
guy: what did i almost do?
cop: crash into a street sign
guy: DONT MIND IF I DO! *speeds off*
(yes, i know it's a simpsons rip-off sweatdrop )
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