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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:27 am
Why doesn't the farmer know how many sheep he has?
He keeps falling asleep!
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:16 pm
Awwww. whee Something cute and adorable between all of the lewdities and violence in the other jokes.
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:27 pm
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:33 pm
Q: Want to hear a joke with ADHD?
A: Oh, look, a kitty!
edit: that's a terrible joke, i never ought to have posted it.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:33 am
It's alright, you can ignore it and post a different one to enter with.
SO N E WAIS GUESS WHAT ENDS TONIGHT! GET 'EM READY!
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:37 am
Darn it! One day late. ><
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:27 pm
-snuggles TFK-
Good luck, everyone! =]
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