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PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:48 pm


What a cute cat! She looks really comfortable.

My cat always attacks my hand whenever I rub his stomach and he walks on me at night sometimes, but that's exactly why I like cats much better than babies. Babies lack the affection that cats have and they're not nearly as adorable.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:30 pm


Sleepy Snake
What a cute cat! She looks really comfortable.

My cat always attacks my hand whenever I rub his stomach and he walks on me at night sometimes, but that's exactly why I like cats much better than babies. Babies lack the affection that cats have and they're not nearly as adorable.
Yup I miss my kitty... my parents hold her hostage

XenoReiji
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:03 pm


Sleepy Snake
What a cute cat! She looks really comfortable.

My cat always attacks my hand whenever I rub his stomach and he walks on me at night sometimes, but that's exactly why I like cats much better than babies. Babies lack the affection that cats have and they're not nearly as adorable.
Mine does that too, but she has no claws, so she tries to bring my hand to her mouth to bite it. Needless to say, I always win at rub-the-belly. Having a baby bite my hand would be way more disgusting. I mean, they're all slobbery and gumless and nasty...
PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:11 pm


sybex Shark
Sleepy Snake
What a cute cat! She looks really comfortable.

My cat always attacks my hand whenever I rub his stomach and he walks on me at night sometimes, but that's exactly why I like cats much better than babies. Babies lack the affection that cats have and they're not nearly as adorable.
Mine does that too, but she has no claws, so she tries to bring my hand to her mouth to bite it. Needless to say, I always win at rub-the-belly. Having a baby bite my hand would be way more disgusting. I mean, they're all slobbery and gumless and nasty...

I imagine that would be like being chewed on by a manatee: bizarre, embarrassing, and avoidable if at all possible. @_@

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:09 pm


XenoReiji
I know I was right..... I am laying the groundwork for my future when I have my own house... I am going to have a small room..... where all the kids are put when they come over to my house... and all the spawn can come out and spend time with their families... as long as they wear a leash... you know one of those harness things that people put on kids... only difference is that the leash will be much shorter and be attached to the parent... oh boy I cannot wait to throw all the screaming crapping spawn in their own private room....

Speaking of which I need to write up my...ummm well I am not sure of what to call it.... it is the pamphlet that I am going to give my sisters and cousins when they start having kids.... it will outline in GROSS legal detail how I want NOTHING to do with their kids and what will happen if I have to deal with them by myself.

If I ever do get that real tree house home (because I'm still hanging on to that idea of never owning a real house or apartment unless i get a tree house) I'm not even letting any kids inside unless they can pass some form of test I'll make up. I've already horrified my mom telling her if the Demoness (my little sister) has any spawn I'm never getting any where near them and having nothing to do with them. It's funny, my sister could care less, but it's my MOM that was disturbed. She's not affected by this at all. rolleyes Funnier still she was in disbelif. She really didn't want to believe me and tried to say I'd be giving the little worms stuff all the time. PFFT! I'm a starving artist type. I'll be lucky to pay for my own expenses, so why would I ever be posessed to spend money against my will that I don't have on those things? lol
sybex Shark
Mine does that too, but she has no claws, so she tries to bring my hand to her mouth to bite it. Needless to say, I always win at rub-the-belly. Having a baby bite my hand would be way more disgusting. I mean, they're all slobbery and gumless and nasty...

same with our cat. she's declawed and tries to bite if you rub her stomach, but it's too much fun to mess with her and do it any way whee
PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:31 pm


bluecherry
XenoReiji
I know I was right..... I am laying the groundwork for my future when I have my own house... I am going to have a small room..... where all the kids are put when they come over to my house... and all the spawn can come out and spend time with their families... as long as they wear a leash... you know one of those harness things that people put on kids... only difference is that the leash will be much shorter and be attached to the parent... oh boy I cannot wait to throw all the screaming crapping spawn in their own private room....

Speaking of which I need to write up my...ummm well I am not sure of what to call it.... it is the pamphlet that I am going to give my sisters and cousins when they start having kids.... it will outline in GROSS legal detail how I want NOTHING to do with their kids and what will happen if I have to deal with them by myself.

If I ever do get that real tree house home (because I'm still hanging on to that idea of never owning a real house or apartment unless i get a tree house) I'm not even letting any kids inside unless they can pass some form of test I'll make up. I've already horrified my mom telling her if the Demoness (my little sister) has any spawn I'm never getting any where near them and having nothing to do with them. It's funny, my sister could care less, but it's my MOM that was disturbed. She's not affected by this at all. rolleyes Funnier still she was in disbelif. She really didn't want to believe me and tried to say I'd be giving the little worms stuff all the time. PFFT! I'm a starving artist type. I'll be lucky to pay for my own expenses, so why would I ever be posessed to spend money against my will that I don't have on those things? lol

Ahh that is funny, my mom still does not believe me and my sisters are still doing the whole "Family Name" thing. I just tell them to do what our mom did get pregnant while not married then have the guy leave you and you keep the kid.

bluecherry
sybex Shark
Mine does that too, but she has no claws, so she tries to bring my hand to her mouth to bite it. Needless to say, I always win at rub-the-belly. Having a baby bite my hand would be way more disgusting. I mean, they're all slobbery and gumless and nasty...

same with our cat. she's declawed and tries to bite if you rub her stomach, but it's too much fun to mess with her and do it any way whee
Yeah I do that with my kitty only difference is she is not declawed.... I like covering her with a blanket... cause she lies close to the ground and then tires to find her way out.... she is getting ok at it too only takes her about 8 min. now.

XenoReiji
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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 8:29 pm


I remember when my twin brothers were born they were so fat they had double chins and looked like fat balding middle-agged men from the neck up. How is that cute I ask?
PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:08 am


I remember I was at PetSmart one time looking at all the rodents, and there was this ugly little 3 year old boy running around the aisle playing with this car or plane(I can't remember) and making these weird noises... and he was drooling. I was looking at one of the adorable, fuzzy, big-eyed mice there, when I noticed the kid and looked at him in disgust. The mom/grandma gave me a dirty look like she was telling that she made a bunch of sacrifices for her kid and that I should stop being an ungrateful brat and drop dead, and then told her kid to "Come on, we're gonna look at the little birds" in a tired, exasperated voice. rolleyes Oi.

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