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 Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:28 am
 Goku: Chi-Chi! what are you doing with Vegeta?!  Chi-Chi; It's just not exciting with you anymore...  Goku: Well how would like it if I did it with Bulma?  Bulma: WHAT?!  I didn't mean it like that... I just.... ((CRASH))  Piccolo: Goku! I've come to kill.... OH MY GOD! ((huge fight breaks out. Vegeta is not in it.))  Vegeta: So if I get divorced, and i can have Kakarot and Chi-Chi divorced...
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:06 pm
Goku: *holds spirit bomb up*
Frieza: hah! that can't hurt me!
Goku: *starts to get tired* Frieza, you don;t know what kind of power this holds...
Frieza: yeah yeah, it sucks life from stuff... I know...
Goku: but I was supposed to tell you about it in a long and boring conversation, it's in the script!
Frieza: shut up, I made my own script, and in this one, I don't become a robot...
Goku: eek *drops spirit bomb on accident, it hits the planet and explodes, killing everyone but Frieza*
Frieza: unh... I'm still alive...
Captain Ginyu, as a frog: *hops onto Frieza* master Frieza!
Frieza: oh my god! a talking frog! *dies of heart attack*
Thank You, I know I suck
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:29 pm
DarkMsage Goku: *holds spirit bomb up* Frieza: hah! that can't hurt me! Goku: *starts to get tired* Frieza, you don;t know what kind of power this holds... Frieza: yeah yeah, it sucks life from stuff... I know... Goku: but I was supposed to tell you about it in a long and boring conversation, it's in the script! Frieza: shut up, I made my own script, and in this one, I don't become a robot... Goku: eek *drops spirit bomb on accident, it hits the planet and explodes, killing everyone but Frieza* Frieza: unh... I'm still alive... Captain Ginyu, as a frog: *hops onto Frieza* master Frieza! Frieza: oh my god! a talking frog! *dies of heart attack* Thank You, I know I suck That is very funny! xd
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:17 pm
Hakushika DarkMsage Goku: *holds spirit bomb up* Frieza: hah! that can't hurt me! Goku: *starts to get tired* Frieza, you don;t know what kind of power this holds... Frieza: yeah yeah, it sucks life from stuff... I know... Goku: but I was supposed to tell you about it in a long and boring conversation, it's in the script! Frieza: shut up, I made my own script, and in this one, I don't become a robot... Goku: eek *drops spirit bomb on accident, it hits the planet and explodes, killing everyone but Frieza* Frieza: unh... I'm still alive... Captain Ginyu, as a frog: *hops onto Frieza* master Frieza! Frieza: oh my god! a talking frog! *dies of heart attack* Thank You, I know I suck That is very funny! xd wow, my first try and I am appreciated! whee! whee
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:22 pm
These were all funny so far! And I'm glad someone liked mine! whee Let me try another one:
(Is fighting alongside Vegeta against Buu (first form))
Goku & Vegeta: HAH!! (power up to highest forms possible at that point)
Buu: Buu no scared!
Vegeta: Why isn't anyone intimidated when we do that?
Goku: Go figure.
(they rush to attack buu, but they both get knocked back)
Vegeta: Why is it that we're the strongest saiyans in the universe, and yet we still get beat around by the villains?
Goku: Go figure.
Vegeta: WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING BESIDES GO FIGURE!?!
Goku: .........................Go Figure.
Vegeta: *sweatdrop, slaps forehead*
I know, it stinks. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:26 pm
Inuphantom13 These were all funny so far! And I'm glad someone liked mine! whee Let me try another one: (Is fighting alongside Vegeta against Buu (first form)) Goku & Vegeta: HAH!! (power up to highest forms possible at that point) Buu: Buu no scared! Vegeta: Why isn't anyone intimidated when we do that? Goku: Go figure. (they rush to attack buu, but they both get knocked back) Vegeta: Why is it that we're the strongest saiyans in the universe, and yet we still get beat around by the villains? Goku: Go figure. Vegeta: WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING BESIDES GO FIGURE!?! Goku: .........................Go Figure. Vegeta: *sweatdrop, slaps forehead* thats hillarious! I know, it stinks. sweatdrop thats hillarious!
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:27 pm
DarkMsage Hakushika DarkMsage Goku: *holds spirit bomb up* Frieza: hah! that can't hurt me! Goku: *starts to get tired* Frieza, you don;t know what kind of power this holds... Frieza: yeah yeah, it sucks life from stuff... I know... Goku: but I was supposed to tell you about it in a long and boring conversation, it's in the script! Frieza: shut up, I made my own script, and in this one, I don't become a robot... Goku: eek *drops spirit bomb on accident, it hits the planet and explodes, killing everyone but Frieza* Frieza: unh... I'm still alive... Captain Ginyu, as a frog: *hops onto Frieza* master Frieza! Frieza: oh my god! a talking frog! *dies of heart attack* Thank You, I know I suck That is very funny! xd wow, my first try and I am appreciated! whee! whee i think its funny to.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:22 pm
Hakushika Yet I have another one (Hope you like it): Vegeta: I'm going to take you down, Buu. Buu: Buu not scared. Vegeta: That's what you think. I've got my trusty gloves, and boots. Buu: Buu turn you into food. What should Buu turn you into? Should I turn you into cookie, or candy? Vegeta: I don't know. Maybe candy. Buu: Buu turn you into candy. Vegeta: Wait, wait, wait! Buu: What!? Vegeta: How about cookie? Buu: Okay! Vegeta: Wait, wait, wait! Buu: WHAT!?!?!?!?! Buu very hungry. Vegeta: Look, candy. (points other direction) Buu: Where? Vegeta: I found a nickel! Buu: You fool Buu! Vegeta: Ah, crap! The end. xd Thats Funny blaugh
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:26 pm
DarkMsage Goku: *holds spirit bomb up* Frieza: hah! that can't hurt me! Goku: *starts to get tired* Frieza, you don;t know what kind of power this holds... Frieza: yeah yeah, it sucks life from stuff... I know... Goku: but I was supposed to tell you about it in a long and boring conversation, it's in the script! Frieza: shut up, I made my own script, and in this one, I don't become a robot... Goku: eek *drops spirit bomb on accident, it hits the planet and explodes, killing everyone but Frieza* Frieza: unh... I'm still alive... Captain Ginyu, as a frog: *hops onto Frieza* master Frieza! Frieza: oh my god! a talking frog! *dies of heart attack* Thank You, I know I suck Thats so funny!! were did you think that up
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:16 pm
Lady Aryah of Mossflower Inuphantom13 These were all funny so far! And I'm glad someone liked mine! whee Let me try another one: (Is fighting alongside Vegeta against Buu (first form)) Goku & Vegeta: HAH!! (power up to highest forms possible at that point) Buu: Buu no scared! Vegeta: Why isn't anyone intimidated when we do that? Goku: Go figure. (they rush to attack buu, but they both get knocked back) Vegeta: Why is it that we're the strongest saiyans in the universe, and yet we still get beat around by the villains? Goku: Go figure. Vegeta: WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING BESIDES GO FIGURE!?! Goku: .........................Go Figure. Vegeta: *sweatdrop, slaps forehead* thats hillarious! I know, it stinks. sweatdrop thats hillarious! Yay! Someone liked it! blaugh Here's another one: Videl - Hey dad, I'd been wanting to ask you something. Hercule - Yeah? Videl - How did you defeat Cell? Hercule - Urk. Videl - What's wrong dad? Hercule - Nothing, nothing. Hey, isn't that that Gohan kid? (points outside) Videl - Gohan? Where?! (Runs to the window, is looking outside) Hercule - (Tiptoes out of the room) Videl - (Turns around to see Hercule already gone) ........................................................................Why do I always fall for that? xd Had to do it, and I hope someone thinks that one was funny!
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:12 pm
Scene 2: Goku vs. Raditz
Take 3, ready!
Stage Mng:Lights, Camera, and...Action!
Goku:KAAAA......MEEEE.....HAAAA.....*quickly pulls out script and peeks*
Director: CUT!!! Goku! Remember your lines!! You should know this by now. Geez, i can't work with this, saiyans are just to hard. I need a break.
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:14 am
SSJ Serenity Hakushika Yet I have another one (Hope you like it): Vegeta: I'm going to take you down, Buu. Buu: Buu not scared. Vegeta: That's what you think. I've got my trusty gloves, and boots. Buu: Buu turn you into food. What should Buu turn you into? Should I turn you into cookie, or candy? Vegeta: I don't know. Maybe candy. Buu: Buu turn you into candy. Vegeta: Wait, wait, wait! Buu: What!? Vegeta: How about cookie? Buu: Okay! Vegeta: Wait, wait, wait! Buu: WHAT!?!?!?!?! Buu very hungry. Vegeta: Look, candy. (points other direction) Buu: Where? Vegeta: I found a nickel! Buu: You fool Buu! Vegeta: Ah, crap! The end. xd Thats Funny blaugh ] blaugh that one is funny
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:48 pm
Here's one.
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"Goku: Hero. Father. Drunk."
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Goku: That's it Frieza! You've caused enough pain. Now you must die!
Cell: My name is Cell you idiot of a Saiyan.
Goku: What? Whatever! You're going down Cell! Feel my power!
Gohan: Dad.
Goku: Yes son?
Gohan: I'm the one that's fighting. You're just a spectator.
Goku: I knew that. *turns to Piccolo* Hey Yamcha, who the hell is this Cell guy anyway?
Piccolo: Goku are you feeling OK?
Goku: Never felt better! Why do you ask?
Piccolo: Well you're acting like an idiot and you're wearing ChiChi's dress.
Goku: And your point is?
Piccolo: I give up!
Goku: Yeah that's right! Give up in the face of my power! *boasts*
Piccolo: Go to hell Goku.
Goku: I will. And then you'll see. You'll all see!
Gohan: Dad! Help! I need advice here!
Goku: You need some spice? Son I don't see how that would help. Unless you're going to cook Frieza supper. *Starts laughing maniacally*
Cell: It's CELL you retard!
Goku: Well I have something to say to you Mr. Taco Bell... Um *looks at Krillin* Line!
Krillin: We're screwed.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:29 pm
SYFFER Here's one. ------------------------------------- "Goku: Hero. Father. Drunk." ------------------------------------- Goku: That's it Frieza! You've caused enough pain. Now you must die! Cell: My name is Cell you idiot of a Saiyan. Goku: What? Whatever! You're going down Cell! Feel my power! Gohan: Dad. Goku: Yes son? Gohan: I'm the one that's fighting. You're just a spectator. Goku: I knew that. *turns to Piccolo* Hey Yamcha, who the hell is this Cell guy anyway? Piccolo: Goku are you feeling OK? Goku: Never felt better! Why do you ask? Piccolo: Well you're acting like an idiot and you're wearing ChiChi's dress. Goku: And your point is? Piccolo: I give up! Goku: Yeah that's right! Give up in the face of my power! *boasts* Piccolo: Go to hell Goku. Goku: I will. And then you'll see. You'll all see! Gohan: Dad! Help! I need advice here! Goku: You need some spice? Son I don't see how that would help. Unless you're going to cook Frieza supper. *Starts laughing maniacally* Cell: It's CELL you retard! Goku: Well I have something to say to you Mr. Taco Bell... Um *looks at Krillin* Line! Krillin: We're screwed. That's a good one. really funny rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:43 am
SYFFER Here's one. ------------------------------------- "Goku: Hero. Father. Drunk." ------------------------------------- Goku: That's it Frieza! You've caused enough pain. Now you must die! Cell: My name is Cell you idiot of a Saiyan. Goku: What? Whatever! You're going down Cell! Feel my power! Gohan: Dad. Goku: Yes son? Gohan: I'm the one that's fighting. You're just a spectator. Goku: I knew that. *turns to Piccolo* Hey Yamcha, who the hell is this Cell guy anyway? Piccolo: Goku are you feeling OK? Goku: Never felt better! Why do you ask? Piccolo: Well you're acting like an idiot and you're wearing ChiChi's dress. Goku: And your point is? Piccolo: I give up! Goku: Yeah that's right! Give up in the face of my power! *boasts* Piccolo: Go to hell Goku. Goku: I will. And then you'll see. You'll all see! Gohan: Dad! Help! I need advice here! Goku: You need some spice? Son I don't see how that would help. Unless you're going to cook Frieza supper. *Starts laughing maniacally* Cell: It's CELL you retard! Goku: Well I have something to say to you Mr. Taco Bell... Um *looks at Krillin* Line! Krillin: We're screwed. Lmao! rofl rofl xd xd
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