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 Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:09 pm
All the quotes I posted are from Supernatural. XD
I'm not really a fan of any of the CW shows, but I like that one. And the dialogue from the last couple seasons with angels, demons and the apocalypse really kinda fits HvH. ^__^
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:10 pm
Aescwyn:*as they are abandoned* Can you believe how crappy people are?
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Xer:We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad rep. They gotta cool shape, they got protein.
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Knight: *to house plant* Hello. My name is Scarlet Knight. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay. *touches a leaf* Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it.
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Do you remember our first date? You were so quiet.
Aescwyn: You bought me the mood ring.
: It turned purple when you wore it.
Aescwyn: Then you said "that means you're in love".
: Got you to talk, didn't it?
: But then we checked the little paper chart and it turned out that it meant that I was horny. You loved that.
Gabriel: I had no idea.
Aescwyn: Yours was blue. Peaceful, right?
Gabriel: Right.
Aescwyn: What color was love?
Gabriel: I don't remember.
Aescwyn: Me neither.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:14 pm
Awesome, they really fit! This is one of my fav's from Breaking Bad
*Alton asks Knight to cover for someone and he flips out*
Knight: *while storming out of the carwash* F*** you and those eyebrows!
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:25 pm
*while visiting an ancient battlefield*
Nana: The demons defending the city were attacked by three Angel legions. The demons were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They were massacred. Angel women stripped them of their tunics and their swords and lances. The soldiers lay naked in the sun. Two thousand years ago. I was here.
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Tila:Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the a**. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!
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Nanny: Up bright and early, General? Uh, breakfast?
Nana: Am I to understand that my officers have already finished eating?
Nanny: Uh, well, we're open from six to eight. Most of the men are just coming in now.
*Indicates two soldiers who enter the mess hall*
Nana: Please inform these men that the mess hall is closed.
Nanny: But sir, it's only a quarter 'til eight.
Nana: From now on, you will open at six, and no man will be admitted after six-fifteen. Where are your leggings?
Nanny: Leggings? Oh hell, General sir, I'm a cook.
Nana: You're a soldier. Twenty dollar fine.
*two more soldiers enter the mess hall. Nana looks them over*
Nana: Gentlemen, from this moment, any soldier without leggings, without a helmet, without a tie, any man with unshined shoes or a soiled uniform... is going to be skinned.
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Knight: A good Knight never dies, he just fades away.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:31 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:50 pm
yep. I'm a fan of Patton. He has good words of wisdom, lol.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:53 pm
He was a magnificent b*****d. ^__~
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:34 pm
Fidens: How did it begin? He walked into my office with his cockamamy scheme! You can make more money with a flop than with a hit! We can do it. We can do it. I can't do it. We can do it. I can't do it. Good-bye Fid! Oh Lord I want that money! I'm back Fid! Come on Xer we can do it! Step 1: Find the Play! See it, Smell it, Touch it, Kiss it! Hello Mr. Alton! Guten Tag, hop hop Guten Tag, clop clop! Adolf Elizabeth Hitler? Guten Tag, hop hop Guten Tag, clop clop! Step 2: Hire the Director Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it Two-three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn! TILA! Oooh wah weee wah wah wow wowie! Step 3: Raise the Money! Along Came Fidens! Step 4: Hire all the actors! A wandering minstrel I, A thing of shreds and... Next! The little wooden boy. Next! That's our Hitler! Break a leg! I broke my leg! Springtime for Hitler and Germany- A surprise smash! Springtime for Hitler and Germany- It'll run for years! Where did we go right? Where did we go right? Gimme those books Fat, fat, fatty! Gimme those books! Fat, fat, fatty! Books, fat! Books, fat! Books, fat! Books, fat! Lousy fruit- Kill the actors You ever eat with one? Then you ran to Rio And you're safely out of reach, I'm behind these bars you're banging Tila on the beach! Just like Julius Caesar was betrayed by Brutus, Who'd think an accountant would turn out to be my Judas! I'm so dismayed, is this how I'm repaid? To be... Betrayed! BETRAYED!
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*With one leg already broken Scarlet Knight falls down the stairs*
Officer Glace: *Calling down the stairs* What happened?
Knight: I broke... the other leg!
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*Knight is in a jail cell recalling his past*
Knight: I'm drowning here! I'm going down for the last time! I... I... I see my whole life flashing before my eyes! I see a weathered old farmhouse... With a white picket fence... I'm running through fields of alfalfa with my collie, Rex. No Rex, not on the alfalfa. And I see my mother... I see Mama, standing on the back porch... And I hear her calling out to me...
Knight: *dressed as an old lady in the thought bubble speaking in a motherly southern accent* Alvin, don't forget your chores! The wood needs a-cordin' and the cows need a-milkin'! Alviiiiin! Aaaaalviiiiiiiiiiiin!"...
Knight:*back in jail cell as the thought bubble fades* Wait a minute. My name's not Alvin. That's not my life. Someone else's life is flashing before my eyes. What the hell is that about? I'm not a hillbilly, I grew up in the Bronx. Gabe's taken everything from me... Even my past!
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Tilla: *singing* Violinists love to play an E-string, but audiences really love a G-string!
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Tila: *nervously after struttting her stuff about the apartment during her audtition* Okey-dokey... you like it?
Xeranus: Lik-, like it? I want you to know, my dear, that even though we are sitting down, we are giving you a standing ovation.
*B.M. and Xeranus both cross legs uncomfortably while sitting on the couch*
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Glace: Gentlemen, you are hereby granted a full pardon for having - through song and dance - brought joy and laughter into the hearts of every murderer, rapist, and sex maniac in Hell! You're free!
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Judge Nana:And who might you be, my dear?
Aescwyn: Aescwyn Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson... Knight.
Judge Nana: *pointing at Gabriel smiling arm in arm with her* You're HIS wife?
Aescwyn: He wouldn't do it unless we got married!
Judge Nana: *in disbelief* What a schmuck!
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Gabriel: *Going hysterical, and pointing at Knight* FAT!
Knight: *hurt* I'm not fat.
Gabriel: *still hysterical* FAT! FAAAATTT!!!*
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*Knight splashs Gabriel who is hysterical with water*
Gabriel: I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!
Knight: *slaps Gabe*
Gabriel: I'm in pain! I'm in pain, and I'm wet, and I'm still hysterical!
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Knight: Hey Kid. Hey. Yo-Hoo. Look at this. *steps over to Gabe* How can I help you?
Gabriel: *screaming*
Knight: What's wrong?
Gabriel: You're gonna jump on me.
Knight: What?
Gabriel: You're gonne jump on me.
Knight: No.
Gabriel: I know you're gonna jump on me...
Knight: No. Calm down.
Gabriel: ...And squash me like a bug.
Knight: Oh God.
Gabriel: Please don't jump on me.
Knight: I'm not gonna jump on you. I'm not gonna jump on you. *reaches for Gabe*
Gabriel: *screams again*
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:40 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:54 pm
((I'm gonna kick it old school, XD))
*Knight is taking a bath, but since the gravity is off, he is floating in the water from the tub. Gabe is quietly pushing buttons on a control panel, unaware that Knight is floating past clutching a thick soap bar*
Knight:Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center. *eats bar of soap* And your oh, so nutty chocolate covering. You're not like the others. You like the same things I do: Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding!
*takes another bite and chews on the soap*
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Glace: Hello, Mr Xer. You're looking healthy today.
Fidens: *Wearing a Xeranus disguise* Shut up! Duh! I don't want any more of your flithy letters. Your services are no longer welcomed here, and - Duh! - tell those stupid kids to stop writing fan letters for me, Xeranus. Duh!
Glace: Whatever you say, Mr. Xer. Actually, I only have one letter today. It's for Mr. Fidens. I guess I'll have to throw it out.
Fidens: Give me that! *takes the letter and slams door* Letter for me! Letter for me! Nothing for Stimpy!
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:03 pm
((Check this out! The first ever Zombie TV series that AMC will be airing in October is in production! The Walking Dead is a TV adaption of the famed comic series, helmed by The Mist director Frank Darabont! ~.~ WOOOOHOOOO! Check out the zombies! It's like they mixed 28 Days Later with Land of the Dead and got something completely awesome. See the test photos here from KNB effects!))
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:02 pm
B.M.: *singing* I feel pretty / oh, so pretty / oh, so pretty and witty and... *pause* gay...
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Knight: It's very rude to stare!
CC: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.
Knight: HUH?
Gabriel: *muffled* It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!
Knight: Don't talk with your mouth full!
Gabriel: *muffled* I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...
CC: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. *she takes the ring out of his mouth*
Gabriel: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.
CC: What were you saying?
Gabriel: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post. *noting a ring through Knight's ears blocking them up*
Knight: *rolling eyes* Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!
Gabriel: You can talk, all you do is moan!
Knight: No good! Can't hear you!
CC: What's behind these doors?
Knight: WHAT?
Gabriel: Search me. We're just the knockers! *laughs*
CC: Oh.
*she goes to the left door, pushes on it*
CC: How do I get through?
Knight: HUH?
Gabriel: Knock, and the door will open!
CC: Oh.
Fidens: *with the ring in his mouth* Hmmph?
CC: *amused* Fidens!
*she takes the ring from Fidens, holds it out to the Gabriel*
Gabriel: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!
CC: C'mon, I want to knock!
Gabriel: MM-MM! *CC pinches his nose and shoves the ring into his mouth*
CC: Sorry.
Gabriel:*muffled* Quite alright I'm used it.
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Alton: And Aros, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
Aros: Y-you will?
Alton: Prince of the Land of Stench! *laughs*
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Xeranus: And you wouldn't be so brave if you'd ever smelled the Bog of Eternal Stench. It's, it's...
Glace: Is that all it does, is smell?
Xeranus: Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.
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Elphaba_Rogan_Thropp Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:57 am
Kareswynn Gabriel: Who is that?Xeranus: Tila, my wife.Gabriel: Your new wife?Xeranus: My dead wife.Knight: You’re a zombie?!Tila: I’m a taxpayer. >__>Knight: Are you crazy? What the hell?!Xeranus: Guys, I can explain.Gabriel: Explain what? Lying to us, or the American Girl zombie making cupcakes in your kitchen?----------------------------------------------------------- Knight: So what do you think?Gabriel: There's nothing to think about. I'm not going to leave Xer at home with the Bride of Frankenstein.Knight: So what do you want to do, just walk in there in front of Xeranus and blow her skull off?Gabriel: If she decides that his face is a Blue Plate Special, I'd like to be there.----------------------------------------------------------- Knight: You got anymore ammo? I'm low... Gabriel: Yeah, we got plenty. Just run back past the zombies, it's in the van where we left it.Knight: A simple no would have been fine.----------------------------------------------------------- *hiding from the zombies in a closet* Gabriel: Kind of a tight fit, don't you think?Knight: It's alright, they're idiots. They can't pick a lock. *the banging on the door stops and the knob starts to turn* Gabriel: Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?Knight: I'm making this stuff up as I go. Sue me. ----------------------------------------------------------- Gabriel: I hear you, OK? Yeah, I'm being an a** and I'm sorry. But right now we've got a freaking zombie running around and we need to figure out how to kill it.Knight: Our lives are weird, man.Gabriel: You're telling me. Tila: I would SO never make cupcakes April: Cupcakes are yummy, and cute
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:09 am
Kareswynn Aescwyn: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!----------------------------------------------------------- Fidens: B.M., there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted. B.M.: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their a**! Fidens: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?----------------------------------------------------------- Fidens: Come on man. I know Gabe, ok? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.----------------------------------------------------------- Fidens: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot!----------------------------------------------------------- Knight: We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: Fanta, did you pay any attention in history class? Fanta: Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws... Aescwyn: That's not school; that's schoolhouse rock!----------------------------------------------------------- *Ruby appears to be dead* Gabriel: Ya' know she could be faking. Aescwyn: *joking* Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Gabriel: *nods* Aescwyn: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!----------------------------------------------------------- Gabriel: Well, before we go stabbing things into Alton, we're gonna wanna make damn sure it's him. Aescwyn: You're such a stickler for details, Gabe.----------------------------------------------------------- Fidens: Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?----------------------------------------------------------- Fanta: I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's or you get shanked by a hooker from God. Hah!Aescwyn: I'm laughing on the inside.----------------------------------------------------------- *Xeranus has developed an addiction to vibrating beds* Xeranus: Did you bring quarters?Tila: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.Xeranus: What're you talking about? I eat.----------------------------------------------------------- Alton: You think you're funny? Nana: I think I'm adorable.----------------------------------------------------------- B.M.: Kids are the best?Fidens: Yeah, I love kids.B.M.: Name three children that you even know.*Fid scratches head for while; B.M. starts to walk away* Fidens: I'm thinking!----------------------------------------------------------- B.M.: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick? Fidens: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life! *grins* Mmm... Gumby girl.... Wait. Does that make me Pokey?----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: It's all a con, isn’t it? Gabriel: How do you sleep at night? Tila: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money. Really, Gabe. I'd expect the attitude from her, but you? Gabriel: You shot me! Tila: I barely grazed you. *to Aescwyn* Cute. But a bit of a drama queen, yeah?Aescwyn: Can I shoot her? Gabriel: Not in public. ----------------------------------------------------------- Tila: You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.Xeranus: Don't objectify me.----------------------------------------------------------- *Ruby just force-fed Gabe a potion* Gabriel: You saved my life.Ruby: Don't mention it.Gabriel: What was that stuff? God, it was a**. It tasted like a**.Ruby: It's witchcraft, short bus. Gabriel: You're the short bus, short bus...----------------------------------------------------------- Fanta: It's like we got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause it's we're so awesome.----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: *horrified* I shot the Sheriff. Nana: *grins* But you didn't shoot the deputy.----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: I hate witches! Spewing their bodily fluids everywhere. It is insane! Its downright unsanitary!----------------------------------------------------------- Fanta: You're a demon!Nana: Don't be such a racist.----------------------------------------------------------- Fidens: I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!Xeranus: Gimme a break. Fidens: You didn't think I remembered, did you? Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television.Xeranus: At least I'm not afraid of flying.Fidens: Planes crash!Xeranus: And apparently clowns kill.----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: You're bossy.Glace: What?Aescwyn: You're bossy... and short. *giggles*Glace: Dude, are you drunk?Aescwyn: Yeah. So? Stupid.----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: You b***h! Ruby: Oh, my goodness me! Somebody owes a nickel to the swear jar. Oh, do you know what I say when I feel like swearing? “Fudge”. Aescwyn: You FUDGING touch me again and I’ll FUDGING kill you!----------------------------------------------------------- Gabriel: Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID. Knight: Why not?Gabriel: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!----------------------------------------------------------- *Knight almost get’s hit by a car, Gabriel (who is stuck in a time loop) pulls him out of the way* Knight: Wait, did he... ?Gabriel: Yesterday, yeah.Knight: *grins* And?Gabriel: And what?Knight: Did it look cool like in the movies?Gabriel: You peed yourself!Knight: *frowns* Of course I peed myself, man gets hit by a car, do you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: Dude. I'll admit we've gone pretty ghetto with spellwork before, but this takes the cake. I mean, a Spongebob placemat instead of an altar cloth?Glace: *shrugs* We'll just put it Spongebob side down.----------------------------------------------------------- Fanta: What do you think?Aescwyn: I think you totally should have been jamming 'Eye of the Tiger' right there.Fanta: Oh, bite me.----------------------------------------------------------- Knight: Look, man, I know this all has to be so hard.Gabriel: Not so much.Knight: But I want you to know… I'm here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here! *gives Gabe a big bear hug* You're too precious for this world!----------------------------------------------------------- Gabriel: This isn't your fight.Glace: The hell it isn't! Family doesn’t end with blood.----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: *waving around a shotgun full of rock-salt* Now get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock-salt that you start crapping margaritas!----------------------------------------------------------- Nana: You stupid, stupid, son of a b***h. Well boo-hoo, I am so sorry your feelings are hurt Princess! Are you under the impression that family is supposed to make you feel good? Make you an apple pie maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!----------------------------------------------------------- Glace: Hey, Dad, whatever happened to my college fund?Aros: Spent it on ammo.----------------------------------------------------------- Glace: Destiny? Don't give me that "holy" crap. Destiny, God's plan... It's all a bunch of lies, you poor, stupid son of a b***h! It's just a way for your bosses to keep me and keep you in line! You know what's real? People, families - that's real. And you're gonna watch them all burn?Aros: What is worth saving?! I see nothing but pain here. I see inside you. I see your guilt, your anger, confusion... In Paradise all is forgiven. You'll be at peace.----------------------------------------------------------- Knight: You know, it's kind of funny, talking to an angel of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped.Gabriel: *doesn’t know how to work a cell phone* This isn't funny Knight! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!----------------------------------------------------------- Gabriel: I’m gonna find God.Fanta: Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.Gabriel: God is not on any flatbread.----------------------------------------------------------- Alton: Is this funny to you? You're living in a godless universe.Nana: And? What, you and the other kids just decide to throw an Apocalypse while he's gone?----------------------------------------------------------- Gabriel: I need help finding an Archangel. The one who killed me. Nana: 'Scuse me? Gabriel: His name is Raphael.Nana: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?----------------------------------------------------------- Tila: All right, what's the plan? Aescwyn: We'll...tell the officer that he witnessed an angel of the Lord, and the officer will tell us where the angel is. Tila: Seriously? You're going to walk in there and tell him the truth? Aescwyn: Why not? Tila: Because we're demons. And when demons want something really, really bad, we lie. Aescwyn: Why? Tila: Because that's how you become President.----------------------------------------------------------- B.M.: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Fid, they basically just outlawed 90 percent of your personality.----------------------------------------------------------- Glace: What's wrong with you? Are you...drunk?Gabriel: No!... *stumbles* Yes.Glace: What the hell happened to you?Gabriel: I found a liquor store.Glace: And?Gabriel: And I drank it.----------------------------------------------------------- Nana: Anyone got a breath mint? Some guts splashed in my mouth while I was killing my way in here.----------------------------------------------------------- Fidens: Word to the wise. Don't piss off the nerd angels.----------------------------------------------------------- Xeranus: Fid, it's Valentine Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it -- Unattached Drifter Christmas? Go on, unleash the Kraken. I’ll see you tomorrow morning. Nana: Oh come on Gabe, Porn isn't THAT bad it's not like you are stalking the girls in the them.. right? RIGHT?! Nana: I hear ya, ugly nurses are the worst, good thing I have a nurse in my lovely wife^.~ Tila: *runs up and pokes stick in her nose and eye* Yep, she's dead Elphaba: Oh god, the people I live with! First the damn blond, now this! April you are SO gonna pay. April: *Hides behind Nana* Tila: *winks* You eat alright, but not anything to keep you alive, and I need you alive, to well, make the bed shake ourselves April: O.O Nana: I would never call myself adorable, EVER! Tila: Yeah, I would shoot someone haha Nana: *Starts singing I Shot The Sheriff* Elphaba: '-.- Nana: *stands in front of the screen with glasses on* Racism is very bad.. *Explains what racism is* So remember kids, don't be a racist! April: Apocalypse can be fun! Nana: *Glares* April: *laughs* TMNT!!!!
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Elphaba_Rogan_Thropp Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:31 am
Kareswynn Future!Xeranus: Okay. If you're me... then tell me something only I would know.Xeranus: Rhonda Hurley. We were, uh... 19. She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.Future!Xeranus: Touché. *after a moment* Some free advice? You ever get back to the past, you hoard toilet paper. You understand me? Hoard it. Hoard it, like it's made of gold.----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: What if we win? I'm serious. I mean, screw the angels and the demons and their crap Apocalypse. They want to fight a war, they can find their own planet. This one's ours, and I say they get the hell off of it. We take 'em all on. We kill Alton. Hell, we even kill Aros if we have to, but we do it our own damn selves. Nana: And how are we supposed to do all this, genius?Aescwyn: I got no idea. But what I got is a G.E.D. and a "give 'em hell" attitude and I'll figure it out.----------------------------------------------------------- Nana: *deadpan* Oh, thank God. The angels are here.----------------------------------------------------------- Glace: When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a 45!Aescwyn: *shrugs* What was he supposed to do?Glace: I was 9 years old, Aesc! He was supposed to say ‘don’t be afraid of the dark’!Aescwyn: *snorts* Don’t be afraid of the dark? What are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark, you know what’s out there.----------------------------------------------------------- Nanny: Boy, if you put that foot up on my coffee table I’ll whack you with a spoon!Xeranus: I didn’t even do anything! O.ONanny: Yeah, but you were thinkin’ it.----------------------------------------------------------- Gabriel: Admit it, man. You have got to update your cassette collection.Knight: Why?Gabriel: Well, for one: they’re cassettes. And two: Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica? It’s like, the greatest hit’s of mullet rock.Knight: You know what? House rules, Gabe. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.----------------------------------------------------------- Glace: You need to calm downAescwyn: Well I’m sorry, I can’t!Glace: Yes, you can.Aescwyn: Glace, this plane is gonna crash so stop treating me like I’m frickin four!Glace: You need to relax.Aescwyn: Stop it with the self-help, touchy feely yoga crap! It’s not helping!----------------------------------------------------------- B.M.: What Dad 'wants' doesn't matter! Fidens: You see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: *jams the barrel of a gun into Gabe’s back*Gabriel: Oh, please let that be a rifle...Aescwyn: No, I’m just real happy to see you.Gabriel: *spins around and disarms her*Aescwyn: *punches him in the nose and takes her gun back*----------------------------------------------------------- Nana: Fake badge fake credit cards, fake name,.. Is there anything of yours that’s real?Fidens: ...my boobs?----------------------------------------------------------- Tila: It must be hard, with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent pick-up line.----------------------------------------------------------- Glace: I know Evil. He's a real good hunter. Why you asking, sweetie? Gabriel: We ran into him on a job and we're kind of working with him, I guess. Glace: Don't do that, Gabe.Gabriel: I thought you said he was a good hunter. Glace: Yeah, and Hannibal Lecter's a good psychiatrist.----------------------------------------------------------- Gabriel: Hey do you know where Fidens is?Glace: If you want to find him, just look for a van with a barbarian queen painted on the side.Knight: Barbarian queen?Glace: She's riding a polar bear - it's kind of hard to miss.*cut to the van in question* Knight: I'm sorry, I'm starting to like this dude - that van is sweet!Gabriel: *knocks on the door* Fid! Hey, Fid you in there?*nothing* Knight: Hey, Dr. Badass!Fidens: *answers the door, stark naked* Gabe! Knight! What can I do you for?Gabriel: *stricken* Knight: ...Fid, we need your help.Fidens: Well hell, I guess I need my pants then...----------------------------------------------------------- Aescwyn: I heard you before, Gabe, when Ruby made you tell the truth. You're just as scared of this as I am.Gabriel: That was mind control! That was like being roofied, man. It doesn't count.Aescwyn: What?Gabriel: No. I'm calling do-overs.Aescwyn: What are you, seven?----------------------------------------------------------- Fanta: Go directly to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.----------------------------------------------------------- *Knight and Gabe have landed in jail* Knight: Don't worry, Gabe. I promise I won't trade you for smokes. XDGabriel: D:----------------------------------------------------------- Gabriel: Well, so much for our low profile. You've got a warrant in St. Louis, and now you're officially in the Feds' database.Knight: Dude, I'm like Dillinger or something. XDGabriel: Knight, it's not funny. It makes the job harder; we've got to be more careful now.Knight: What do they got on you?Gabriel: *abashed* I'm sure they just... haven't posted it yet.Knight: Wait, no accessory? Nothing?Gabriel: Shut up!Knight: You're jealous!Gabriel: No, I'm not!Knight: All right. What have you got on the case there, you innocent, harmless young man, you?----------------------------------------------------------- Fidens: *staring at Nana’s hellhounds* I bet they could hump the crap out of your leg - look at that one!Fanta: *disgusted*----------------------------------------------------------- Fanta: Please tell us you have actual good news.Aescwyn: Chicago is about to be wiped off the map. Storm of the millennium. Sets off a daisy chain of natural disasters. Three million people are gonna die.Fidens: I don't understand your definition of good news.Gabriel: The apocalypse... It's starting.Fanta: You think, genius?Gabriel: You don't have to be mean.Fanta: So what do we do now?Fidens: I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol and wait for the inevitable blast wave.----------------------------------------------------------- Fidens: So. Dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink, and, you know, make merry.Fanta: Are you seriously giving me the last-night-on-earth speech?----------------------------------------------------------- B.M.: Is this Heaven? Fidens: Looks like it.B.M.: OK, how are we in heaven? Fidens: Lot of clean living, I guess.B.M.: No, no... You, I get. But me, maybe you haven't noticed but I've done a few things.Fidens: You thought you were doing the right thing.B.M.: Last I checked, it wasn't the road to heaven that was paved with good intentions.Fidens: Yeah, well if this is the Skymall, then it sucks. Where's the triplets and the latex, you know? Come on, a guy has needs.----------------------------------------------------------- Aros: Give up, don't give up, I'm still going to take it out on your asses. Its personal now, boys. And the last person in the history of creation you want as your enemy is me. And I'll tell you why. Alton may be strong. But I'm petty.----------------------------------------------------------- Knight: Gabe’s tough for a little nerdy dude with wings.----------------------------------------------------------- *Glace and Aescwyn go undercover at an HvH convention* Aescwyn: No, I'm not a fan, okay. Not fans! In fact, I think the HvH story sucks. It is not fun, it's not entertaining. It is a river of crap that would send most people howling to the nuthouse! So you listen to me. Our pain is not for your amusement. I mean, you think we enjoy being treated like... like circus freaks?Kare: Uhh, I don't think they care, because they're fictional characters.Aescwyn: Oh, they care. Believe me, they care a lot!Glace: She uh... She takes the story really seriously. ^__^;CC: I'm not sure you get what the story's about.Aescwyn: That so?CC: In real life, Kare sells stereo equipment. I fix copiers. Our lives suck. But the HvH crew... To wake up every morning and save the world? To have someone who would die for you? Well, who wouldn't want that?Aescwyn: Well, maybe you've got a point...----------------------------------------------------------- Fidens: Now have we done feeling our feelings? Because I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts. April: I dont get the toilet paper thing Tila: Bad pick up lines.. jeeze I think I would have to go to heaven to hear some new ones like 'God must be so happy! He got his angel back' but thats pretty sucky too. Good lord! I've heard so many bad ones I can think of a good one NOOOOOO Nana: Fanta that is MY line, so stealing!!! *clears throat and forms a ball of energy* Go directly to HELL. Do NOT pass go, do NOT collect two hundred dollars!
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