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I've had weird-a** dreams.
They're retarded.
I've never had sex dreams, but I did make-out with Ed. wink

1st retarded and funny dream:
Me, Ed, and Al were going to Risembool because Ed messed up his automail again. Winry was being a b***h to me, and I was being a b***h to her. So after Winry and Pinako fixed up Ed's automail and after dinner, me and Ed were alone. We were talking for awhile. Winry was peeking through the basement door looking and hearing us. Then me and Ed started kissing. (YAY! whee ) Dumb jealous Winry slammed the door (and broke it) and started yelling at me. She then grabbed one of her wrenches from nowhere and kept banging her head non-stop. Me and Ed were just watching like, "WTF???" She gave one last hard hit on her head and she died.(YAY again!) Her skull was opened and part of her brain was sticking out and blood was everywhere. Then Al and Pinako buried her.

One of the most nasty, funny, disturbing dreams I ever had.
And I'll never forget it.
I'll tell my other retarded dream later.
DINNER TIME!!!!

My 2nd retarded dream:

Me, Ed, Al, and Roy were at a murder scene. Jessie and James (Yes, from Pokemon.....I don't know why) were dead. They were all sliced up and covered in blood. Roy was asking us questions that if we know them. Ed and Al knew them from their childhood.

*Childhood flashback*
Young Winry was in a forest, just picking flowers. Little Ed and Al were just walking around the forest. Then all of a sudden, Jessie, James, and Meowth pop out of nowhere and start singing and dancing like retards in front of Winry. It lasted about 5 minutes, then Ed and Al came and saw them. Winry was REALLY confused and just stared at them. Ed told them to leave and they did.

*End flashback*
Roy left us and poor Meowth was crying over their bodies. Al came up to Meowth and hugged him hella tight, and was suffocating him. Ed looked at their bodies, with kinda a smirk. I just stared at him and asked him if he knew who killed them. He said he didn't, but still had the smirk. I then asked him if he killed them. He said he didn't, and said if I'm crazy. We went back to the hotel, Al still suffocating Meowth, and rested. Ed was in his bed with an evil grin on his face. He kept thinking to himself, "Yeah, I killed them. So what? That's what they get for annoying me." twisted He thought that the police would find out so he ran away. Me and Al were in another room. And finally, Al let go of Meowth. Meowth kept complaining and crying to me and kept asking me who killed Jessie and James and that he wants them back. I got real annoyed and punched Meowth and he crashed into a wall. Then, he cried even louder and I killed him by shooting an arrow at him.

*End dream*

Yeah, I know.
I'm a weirdo.