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 Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:25 pm
I have to find that Army Jody so I can laugh too about what it says lol.
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:30 pm
How about this for the Army Jody, I like it alot.
Eighty-second
All-American
Pick up your 'chutes and follow me
I'm the airborne infantry
One-oh-one
Screaming eagles
Pick up your ropes and follow me
I'm the air assault infantry
Twenty-fifth
Tropic lightning
Pick up your rucks and follow me
I'm the light infantry
First division
Big red one
Jump on your tracks and follow me
I'm the mechanized infantry
Seventy-fifth
Black beret
Pick up your weapon and follow me
I'm the ranger infantry
Sixth ID
Patch on my shoulder
Pick up your snowshoes, follow me
Arctic Light Infantry
ROTC
Patch on my shoulder
Pick up your books and follow me
I'm the wanna-be infantry
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:32 pm
silentsinger18 ROTC Patch on my shoulder Pick up your books and follow me I'm the wanna-be infantry That made me laugh.
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:39 pm
If you loved that one you will like this one, this is not the Army jodies, more like the Air Force, (don't take it personal if you are in the AFROTC)
They say that in the Air Force, the chicken's mighty fine
One jumped off the table and started marking time
Refrain:
Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go
(group ends this line with home, stretched out over 8 paces, and
a "Hey" on the right foot to end the refrain)
They say that in the Air Force, the pay is mighty fine
They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine
They say that in the Air Force, the coffee's mighty fine
It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine
They say that in the Air Force, the biscuits are mighty fine
One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
They say that in the Air Force, the meat is mighty fine
Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine
They say that in the Air Force, the shoes are mighty fine
You ask for size eleven, they give you size nine
They say that in the Air Force, the pancakes are mighty fine
You can try to chew them, but you're only wasting time
They say that in the Air Force, the bed's are mighty fine
But how the heck would I know, I've never slept in mine
They say that in the Air Force, the mail is so great
Today I got a letter dated 1948
They say that in the Air Force, the hours are just right
Start early in the morning and work on through the night
They say that in the Air Force, the buses are mighty fine
One went round the corner, and left three wheels behind
They say that in the Air Force, the coffee's mighty fine
It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine
They say that in the Air Force, the toilets are mighty fine
You flush them up at seven, they come back up at nine.
They say that in the Air Force, the tents are waterproof
You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof.
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:49 pm
silentsinger18 If you loved that one you will like this one, this is not the Army jodies, more like the Air Force, (don't take it personal if you are in the AFROTC) They say that in the Air Force, the chicken's mighty fine One jumped off the table and started marking time Refrain: Oh, Lord I wanna go But they won't let me go (group ends this line with home, stretched out over 8 paces, and a "Hey" on the right foot to end the refrain) They say that in the Air Force, the pay is mighty fine They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine They say that in the Air Force, the coffee's mighty fine It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine They say that in the Air Force, the biscuits are mighty fine One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine They say that in the Air Force, the meat is mighty fine Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine They say that in the Air Force, the shoes are mighty fine You ask for size eleven, they give you size nine They say that in the Air Force, the pancakes are mighty fine You can try to chew them, but you're only wasting time They say that in the Air Force, the bed's are mighty fine But how the heck would I know, I've never slept in mine They say that in the Air Force, the mail is so great Today I got a letter dated 1948 They say that in the Air Force, the hours are just right Start early in the morning and work on through the night They say that in the Air Force, the buses are mighty fine One went round the corner, and left three wheels behind They say that in the Air Force, the coffee's mighty fine It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine They say that in the Air Force, the toilets are mighty fine You flush them up at seven, they come back up at nine. They say that in the Air Force, the tents are waterproof You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof. I'm not air force, I'm MCJROTC, and we sing a version of this song at camp.
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:17 pm
This is another one of my favorites
See that man in the black beret
Ask him how he earns his pay
See that man in the black beret
Killings how he earns his pay
He's the best the world will see
Airborne Ranger Infantry
See that man in the maroon beret
Ask him how he earns his pay
See that man in the maroon beret
Jumping how he earns his pay
He's the best the world will see
US Airborne Infantry
See that man in the green beret
Ask him how he earns his pay
See that man in the green beret
Teaching how he earns his pay
He's the best the world will see
Special Forces Infantry
See that man with the steel pot on
Ask him how he earns his pay See that man with the steel pot on
Hand to hand he earns his pay
He's the best the world will see
US Army Infantry
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:04 pm
They Told Me in The Air Force (above) is one of the best jodies in existence. I was in an SUV full of cadets on the way to a military ball Sat. night, and I called that one almost the whole way there. 6 cadets in full dress and bow ties... singing jodies all the way to the front door of the dining hall. It was a good night. Got a few phone numbers, too... but that's irrelevant.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:13 pm
mama mama cant ya see,
what the navy done to me,
cut my hair and shine my shoes
put me in my navy blue
oh-hoo-oh-oh-ooh-oh!
oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-hoo-oh
oh-hoo-oh-yeah
oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-hoo-oh
I used to drive a cheverlet,
now im marchin every day,
I used to drive a cheverlet,
now im marchin every day,
oh-hoo-oh-oh-ooh-oh!
oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-hoo-oh
oh-hoo-oh-yeah
oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-hoo-oh
I used to drive a cadillac,
now a pack is on my back,
I used to drive a cadillac,
now a pack is on my back,
oh-hoo-oh-oh-ooh-oh!
oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-hoo-oh
oh-hoo-oh-yeah
oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-hoo-oh
used to drive a suburu,
now i got my navy blue,
used to drive a suburu,
now i got my navy blue,
oh-hoo-oh-oh-ooh-oh!
oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-hoo-oh
oh-hoo-oh-yeah
oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-hoo-oh
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:51 am
silentsinger18 If you loved that one you will like this one, this is not the Army jodies, more like the Air Force, (don't take it personal if you are in the AFROTC) They say that in the Air Force, the chicken's mighty fine One jumped off the table and started marking time Refrain: Oh, Lord I wanna go But they won't let me go (group ends this line with home, stretched out over 8 paces, and a "Hey" on the right foot to end the refrain) They say that in the Air Force, the pay is mighty fine They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine They say that in the Air Force, the coffee's mighty fine It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine They say that in the Air Force, the biscuits are mighty fine One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine They say that in the Air Force, the meat is mighty fine Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine They say that in the Air Force, the shoes are mighty fine You ask for size eleven, they give you size nine They say that in the Air Force, the pancakes are mighty fine You can try to chew them, but you're only wasting time They say that in the Air Force, the bed's are mighty fine But how the heck would I know, I've never slept in mine They say that in the Air Force, the mail is so great Today I got a letter dated 1948 They say that in the Air Force, the hours are just right Start early in the morning and work on through the night They say that in the Air Force, the buses are mighty fine One went round the corner, and left three wheels behind They say that in the Air Force, the coffee's mighty fine It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine They say that in the Air Force, the toilets are mighty fine You flush them up at seven, they come back up at nine. They say that in the Air Force, the tents are waterproof You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof. Jon, we sing this one in Army style here. We take out the words Air Force, and put in Army. We also have this verse. They say that in the Army, The chicks are mighty fine. One jumped on my table and started making time.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:07 pm
For AF, it goes:
"They told me in the Air Force the girls are mighty fine
They promised me Bo Derek, but gave me Frankenstein."
It makes more sense to me, b/c the whole jody is meant to say that the military sucks. Having girls dance on your table... doesn't suck.
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:57 pm
If you've ever seen the g irls in the military you'd be scared by that verse.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:04 pm
Well... there's that. But then, my gf is getting ready to enlist, so I'm not allowed to say that anymore. LOL. There's one hottie going in, then. But out of how many...
And how have you not been beaten down by the female component of this corps?
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:11 pm
Hey commander, can't you see?
A little PT is nothing to me
I used to sit at home all day
I let my life just waste away
And then one day a man in blue
Said, Girl, I've got the job for you
A free room and board with paid-up boots
And a brand-new tailored business suit
There's travel and adventure and loads of fun
You'll even learn to shoot a gun
Free medical and dental benefits
And lightweight aliminum campaign kits
I'm glad he convinced me to keep your body
Eight hours' sleep each night
Believe me, girl, he said with a grin,
Sign these papers and I'll get you right in
And I got on the bus he winked his eye
I never knew a man could be so sly
I'm not complaining, don't get me wrong
I've enjoyed myself, growing big and strong
But two things the recruiter didn't promise me.
A world war starting
And a cup of tea
Oh yeah, here we go
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