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Post your favorite cadences (jodies) here. Branch is irrelevant, even if it makes derogatory remarks about other services. Have fun, cadets.

This is by far my favorite Jodie

A C130 rolling down the strip
Airborne daddy gonna take a little trip
Mission unspoken destination unknown
Don't even know if were even coming home
Stand up hook up shuffle to the door
Walk right out and count to 4
If my main don't open wide
I've got a reserve by my side
if that one should fail me too
look out ground I'mma coming through
Now tell my girl I did my best
and bury me in the leanin rest.

Would this count as a jodie? xd

Blood on the Risers

He was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright.
He checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight.
He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar.
You ain't gonna jump no more.

Chorus:
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
He ain't gonna jump no more.

"Is everybody happy?" cried the sergeant looking up.
Our hero feebly answered, "Yes", and then they stood him up.
He jumped into the icy blast, his static line unhooked.
And he ain't gonna jump no more.

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock.
He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop.
The silk from his reserve spilled out and wrapped around his legs.
And he ain't gonna jump no more.

The risers swung around his neck, connectors cracked his dome.
Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones.
The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground.
And he ain't gonna jump no more.

The days he lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind.
He thought about the girl back home, the one he left behind.
He thought about the medicos and wondered what they'd find.
And he ain't gonna jump no more.

The ambulance was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild.
The medics jumped and screamed with glee, rolled up their sleeves and smiled.
For it had been a week or more since last a 'chute had failed.
And he ain't gonna jump no more.

He hit the ground, the sound was "Splat," his blood went spurting high.
His comrades they were heard to say, "A helluva way to die."
He lay there rolling 'round in the welter of his gore.
And he ain't gonna jump no more.

There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the 'chute.
Intestines were a-dangling from his paratrooper suit.
He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots.
And he ain't gonna jump no more.

I love blood apun the risers, on that note the 82nd airborne chorus rocks

Hey there Army!
Dirty Dirty Doggies
Hop in your tanks and follow me,
I'm Marine Corps Infantry
Hey there Navy!
Fat and lazy Navy!
Hop in your boats and follow me
I'm Marine Corps infantry
Hey there Air Force!
Pencil Pushing Chair Force
Hop in your planes and follow me
I'm Marine Corps infantry
Hey there Coast Gaurd!
Puddle Pirate Coast Gaurd
Hop on your rafts and follow me,
I'm Marine Corps infantry

Do not dispair over the truth, Mr. Commandant Sir.

I just learned the cadence. I didn't write it. It just makes me laugh.

I laugh in my head whenever I read/sing it.