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 Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:44 pm
Zombie Aerobics Training
Rating: ADULTS ONLY
Content: Violence, gore, blood, sexual themes
Platform: PS3, xBox 360, Wii, DS
Today's zombies are unfit! They're fat and lazy... So kick them into shape!
Get your own zombies, feed them right, and make them exercise! Make your own moves, create custom zombies, and watch them work out!
Warning: You might see some zombie parts you didn't want to see...
Coming in February of '09.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:24 pm
Unreal Ninja - The Dark Project
Rating: Mature (M)
Content: Blood and Gore, Use of Alcohol, Language, Sensual Themes
Platform: Xbox 360
Many, many years from now you can see it. Neon lights penetrating the dark congested roadways, the poor girl starving outside a cheap restaurant, and gangs with pockets so deep they really could call the district their own. This is New Tokyo, the new capital that towers over the Tokyo that is now a broken down wasteland for thugs and homeless ruts who couldn’t pay their dues. I am neither above the poor nor above the rich. I am an apparition. The savior of lives or your executioner, whatever the orders I am given I perform obediently. They have trained a true cold blooded prowler of the shadows. Though I am still as human as the lowliest peasant my heart is buried deep where its light cannot shine. I am one of this generation’s last in the true art of assassination. I am Ateratra.
Release Date: TBA
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:34 pm
The Incredible Nuclear Symphony
Rating: E for Everyone
Platform: Nintendo Wii
For all of you wanna be musicians out there that can't play worth anything: here's another method to fufill your dreams! Match random notes together and watch them explode like nuclear reactions. Who knows; you might actually produce some good-sounding symphonies that will be known for years to come.
Release Date: The Thirteenth Month of the Year Three-Thousand and One
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