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What will it be?
Dwarvish Beer
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Scumble on the rocks
25%
 25%  [ 10 ]
Vul-nut wine
12%
 12%  [ 5 ]
Milk & cookies
32%
 32%  [ 13 ]
Just pass the peanut bowl
30%
 30%  [ 12 ]
Total Votes : 40


NicelyNicely

PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:37 pm


me and the librarian are in. (note the momo, and I KNOW that the librarian wouldnt do that unless he is trying to rip it off after you called him a monkey)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:16 pm


NicelyNicely
me and the librarian are in. (note the momo, and I KNOW that the librarian wouldnt do that unless he is trying to rip it off after you called him a monkey)

*Takes a closer look at the Momo* Can I see some ID please? He ain't getting anything stronger than a banana milkshake without one. stare

Silmone


PPTthethief

PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:15 pm


Can I get a strawberry tart with not so much rat in it?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:44 am


wouldn't get my hopes up.

NicelyNicely


PPTthethief

PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:23 pm


Oh dart! You can never get any good half and half strawberry tarts now a days can you?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:06 pm


It all depends on your definition of what a strawberry is. If you're willing to expand it on everything that's red and squashed I may get you one from Dibbler's. sweatdrop

Silmone


Mr. Teatime

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:17 pm


Evenin'. Bearhuggers whisky, if ya please.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:02 am


*stares at the drawing* You have a steady hand for someone who drinks stuff like that. It's on the house xd *There's a silent grumbling from the barkeeper's direction*

Silmone


NicelyNicely

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:28 pm


say, thats realy good!
a bearhuggers, too.
*chugs*
another.
*chugs*
another.
*chugs*
another.
*chugs*
another.
*chugs*
I.... cant feel..... my wossname.... head....
Gimme a double.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:08 am


OMG he's going to hurt himself! Somebody stop him! Whatever your problems are son, they're not worth it. Put the glass down and let's talk about this. gonk

Silmone


PPTthethief

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:06 pm


Alright then, no strawberris for me. I'll just have a glass of that clear stuff some people call water.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 6:27 pm


Wotcher! Anyone up for a game of Cripple Mr. Onion?
And I'll have a little port, if it's going around. And some pickled onions.

NannyOgg


[Library Magi]
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:42 pm


No! Kick out the old witch before she starts making dirty jokes and singing songs about hedgehogs, buggering, and their place together!

*visitor to the city enters*
I'd like a sausage, if you've got them. A real taste of Ankh Morpork, eh?
~
Everyone stares at him, wondering how stupid you can get. "Wait... You really want a sausage? Suicidal, are you?"
~
"Ahaha, the famous Ankh-Morpork sense of humor, I see. Very droll."
*mugged*
PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:22 am


Here, rummage through his pockets and see if he's got any good tobacco on him, would you? I'd do it myself, only it's my knees.

*looks around*
What, you didn't think I'd leave, did you? The day I can't solve my problems with selective deafness and a cheerful outlook, I'll overcome it by turning you over my knee.
*puffs pipe*
...Or else I can just send off for Esme to pay you a visit, shall I? She's better at this headology thing than I am.

Here, did someone mention a Big, Pink and Wobbly? I'd like one of those. And a drink as well. blaugh

NannyOgg


NicelyNicely

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:03 pm


good gods, thats strong stuff.

oh, Nobby took his tobacco when he walked through the gates. sorry!

I'm in for cripple mr. onion
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