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 Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:25 am
Chippy: Granted, but it's sony.
The quality is absolutely terrible and you're pictures come out wierd, but only after you send them to people.
you get a good pic after a 1n+3rw3b h4wt33 asks j00 for one and you send it to her in a hurry. You look like a b***h-hermit in it. :O
I wish I could Move in with Countess n_n
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:29 am
Countess: Granted, you live in your own alley.
You got one all by yourself!
Dirty: Granted. xd
I wish my feet weren't always cold.
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mmmmmmmchips Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:30 am
Chippy: Granted, they're chopped off by a hobo named Stew who has a few teeth and orange skin. It gets pretty infected but hey! Think of how much money you'll save on socks!
I wish I had some new batteries for my CD player.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:32 am
Dirty: Granted, but they're car batteries.
You're so starved for portable music you put them on a skateboard and wheel them around after hooking them up to your CD player.
Soon after, your CD player explodes in your hand and blows you in half, killing your skateboard in the explosion, and the rest of your family with shrapnel.
I wish I had some more energy right now.
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mmmmmmmchips Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:35 am
Chippy: Granted, but the town of Harlem smells it.
They're ready for some buttsecks and you're the most active thing at this time in the morning.
And as you sit at your computer desk, half naked, covered in cheeto dust, with a hand down your pants, they pick you up and rape you to the point of bleeding. When they've finally all 'finished up' inside you, you are left a leaking, smelly, pile of blood and sexual liquid.
I wish I had 3 testicles. ninja
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:38 am
Dirty: That kicked a**. ninja
Ahem, anyways, granted, but the third is defomred and the size of a watermelon. It gets extremely hard to walk and the pressure on it from both your legs hurts like hell.
I wish I had rainbow colored socks.
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mmmmmmmchips Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:41 am
Chippy: Sankyuu. ninja
Ahem, Granted, but as you're seen walking down the streets (hypothetically Chippy lives in the straight ghetto) the negro-squad confuses you as a flaming homo. They ask you if you want a candy bar.
Long Story Short:
SHISH KABOB, b***h. :O
I wish I had a plushie of Countess. n_n
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:41 am
chips: granted but the bright colors attract bees and they swarm to you to take all you sex from you. They sting your genitles and nipples and they swell to icky man boobs
i wish the radio woudl shut up
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 4:12 am
Countess: Granted, but as you sit in silence, you begin to think that no one is home, grasping the moment you begin to frantically masturbate, not noticing as your father walks into your room. When he notices what you're doing he beats you with a PVC Pipe, gives you a 'Dragon Kick', and disowns you.
I wish I was old enough to drink .. legally.. ninja
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:51 am
Dirty: Granted, but every time you drink alcohol even a drop, babies start growing inside you on ultimate speed. After five minutes they start crawling through your digestive system. When they come out they're half melted and sturt hugging you as their mother.
I wish my name was Rumplestiltskin.. ninja
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:02 am
Green Gnome: Granted, but suddenly your body begins to tingle. You watch in horror as the world around you starts to grow, but it is not the world that's growing, it's just you who's shrinking. Before you know it you're the size of a thimble in a large unfriendly world... but who cares, you're name is Rumplestiltskin, THE MIDGET KING!!! Once you get past the part of never being able to please a women again it won't seem as bad domokun
I wish I didn't have to sleep
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:52 pm
Granted, but it means you're forced to watch teh hawtness that is made for tv movies at 4 am. ewww.
I wish.. I was getting more lovin' whee
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:11 pm
Granted, but there's no tape!
I wish I could sell these laurels gonk
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:42 pm
Iko: Granted, but you forgot to specify a price and only sell them for 1 gold crying
I wish I didn't have heart burn right now gonk
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:44 pm
Granted...but you have no heart razz rohibition Sign: heart
I wish I was a lovable hamster 0_o
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