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 Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:27 am
(I try to tickle my friend)
Him: I'm not ticklish. That just feels weird.
Me: That's what tickling is! You are ticklish! You just don't realize it!
(he proceeds to tickle me into screaming)
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:19 pm
my dad: You can't see the forest through all the damn trees!
xd that's my daddy alright...
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:09 pm
my friend on AIM: why won't they tell me about the fish!
(i'm not entirely sure what she was talking about...)
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:38 pm
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:43 pm
(M'kay, some of you people out there'll be creeped out by the first sentence. Read it anyways. It's not bad.)
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the little girl. "You just change "y" to "i" and add 'es'"
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:35 pm
Here's my attempt.
You know those signs that say 'Speed limit enforced by aircraft?' I don't see how they could manage to pull you over.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:44 am
Here's something really corny my sister and I came up with:
"Why are you so happy?"
"Because my blood type is B positive!"
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