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 Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:17 pm
Granted, but they die because of it.
I wish Godzilla would step on me!
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:30 pm
Granted, but he turns out to be a hologram.
I wish for life from another planet to present itself peacefully.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:50 pm
Granted, but the holographic Godzilla scares them off.
I wish for my cough to go away.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:17 pm
Granted, but it is gone because you no longer have lungs to cough with.
I wish for a banana bike!
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:48 pm
Granted, but it turns out to be rotten and moldy . . . and a real banana.
I wish that video games were real~!
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:58 pm
Granted, but the villains win and take over the world.
I wish for 8 hours of sleep
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:02 pm
Granted, but you aren't any less tired.
I wish for air conditioning.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:22 am
Granted, but now you're too cold.
I wish to be active DX
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:44 am
Granted, but once you start exercising you can't stop and you pass out from exhaustion.
I wish my hair were naturally straight.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:15 pm
Granted, but it never wants to be styled. Ever.
I wish for cannibalism to become legal.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:31 pm
Granted, but all the cannibals contract diseases that only cannibals get.
I wish for my mac and cheese to come out right this time.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:50 pm
Granted,but it comes out too far to the right and ends up slopping off the tray by the time it is finished cooking.
I wish Kratos was real.
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