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 Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:48 pm
Chapter Fifteen
"I think he has the other group under more surveillance than he does us," Hoshi said as she put down the wires, "I can't get a signal at all."
"Wait, go back one," Karasu said, "What... Oh dear gods, change it."
She flicked the screen off.
"How'd you manage to get his shower anyways?" Sora asked with wide eyes as the very green looking Karasu excused himself to run to the bathroom.
"I'm more curious as to why he has a shower camera," Hoshi pointed out, "We're dealing with a very sick individual here," she looked up as the alarm sounded, "Damnit, it seems like we're having less and less time between these chapters."
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You okay there?
That was one of the many, many things that I could have gone my entire life without seeing.
Harry and Shadow took flying horses to find Dumbledore and Mystique (no one know Edard was on the dark side) so they weren’t looking for him. The horses cod only be seen if you saw a person die to Harry killed a Hufflepuff in fort of Shadow. “There no we can ride on ride on,” said Harry as he put some boots on Shadow. “ are you Ready to kill him?” Shadow nodded. His fangs were gumbing out of his mouth devilishly.
Oh look, there's another thing I could have gone my entire life without seeing.
I suppose pointing out that he didn't have to kill someone to ride a thestral is a moot point.
About as moot a point as fangs guming against each other.
Suddenly Shadow beggin to cry. “What the ********??” Harry swore (the drugs still make him have a potty mouth”) “Why the ******** are you cryen? Is it becaused I killed the hufflepuff? I put his blood in baby bottles for you so don’t cry cuz you will be fed and you mom doesn’t have to take out her boobs in front of the boys anymore…”
“No not that,” abbreviated Shadow, “I am hungeee”
He's crying because he's in this story!
I was going to go with he only has half a brain, but that works.
“oh.. ok” Hary have never been a father before so he didn’t know how to take kids. He swapped the horses down to a local McDonald’s and sacne they were on horses they could horses though the drive thru. “I will have a large fyi and chocolate shake and BABY here will have a whopper and a toy” “ok” said the emplotey handed them bags and the flew off…
The hell? They don't sell whoppers at McDonald's!
That's the part you have trouble with?
Meanwhile Dally was at home. She was still on maternality leaf so she lingeried at home while the boys were at classes. She sighed sedatively and was lonely .. just then there was a knock at her door. She answered to see a very hott many with black hair and sideburns and vampirte teeth… it had been a while sence she saw another vampire cuz Edward was gone and Shadow was away ktfd.
“who are you…?” she asked she put on her sexy voice because he was a sexy man and deserved the sexy voice…
So Sora, think you deserve the sexy voice?
I don't know Ho-oh, I think Kara deserves it more than me.
Both of you shut the hell up.
“my name is Bill Compton I traveled here from Dallas, Texas” he said. “Omg my name is Dallas!” said Dally “but my friends call me Dally” she said “Well that is a vey pretty name.” he bent over and kissed her hand and she blushed red as a wife beater. “oh my … well you are giving me the vibrators.” Dally said shyly. “do you mind if I come in?” he asked. “oh… not at all.”
Dallas does Billy!
What's sad is she's about to.
Better than Deep Throat.
He stepped in the door and was very close to her. She could feel the coldness radioing off him but it was kinda warm cuz she was colder cuz she hadn’t been had sex in a while. Well maybe neither did he but she didn’t know it just felt colder. “so you are the famous Dally Darkblood?” he asked stirring me in the eyes. “well I am not famous… but I am she.” I replied. “But you are… I have come hee all the way from the USA to come for you… in vampire world you blood is a priced possession.”
We need it to spill on the altar and bring forth the Purple People Eater God and destroy all mankind.
And yet, that makes more sense than this story.
“What do you mean??” suddenly she began to get nervous and stepped a little back foam him. He steppd closer and put a hand on her hip and leaned in, “I would never hurt you… but I want you…” just then he kissed her passionately. She kissed back and let her lickitongue explore his mouth. They awesomely made out for a while before she recoiled.
Ouch, she cut her tongue on his awesome mouth
Like totally awesome.
“wait this is wrong” she said “I have a bf, bill… and you have a gf.” “god youre right I’m so sorry, I don’t know what came on me.” He sawed. “will you forgive me dally?” “only if you don’t tell hiei…” she whispered. Just then the door open. “QUICK hide in the closets!”
Bill ran into a the pantry in the closet and dally ran out to the living room . “hiei you are home early from your classes…” she said faculty trying to whipe a little lipstick off. “I felt like something was wrong… where is Shadow?” hiei asked eyeballin her suspiciously “he left with harry remember?” heie began to sorting hat through the house… “so that’s not it… but something is wrong… where is hagrid?” “he’s DEAD hiei are you high?” dally yelled. Hiei threw open the refridgerator… then the bathroom.
What the hell would Hiei get high on?
They gave him something to get him to appear in the story.
Dally began to get nervous… if hiei was high he was also gonna get violet and if he found Billy she would surely get the smackdown. He ripped open the pantry and dally prepared herself for the golems… but bill wasn’t there.
He's so high he's purple!
No, I think that means he's choking.
What the heck are golems doing in the pantry?
“hm… okay I guess everything is fine after all… I don’t know why I was freakin out so hart.” He said and sat down. “Well lets go to bed honey…”
Mean while meanwhile harry and Shadow finished their mickey D’s and were off to find Umbledore. they had switched there location to Chicago and were at a broadway musical (you know how faggots like broadway). The show as goin on and the actos were singing (it was Wicked) but Harry and Shadow inturrupted the show. “THAT’S IT f*****t WERE GONNA KTFD RIGHT NOW”
I didn't know I liked Broadway musicals.
Yeah, I really don't see you going to a production of Cats
I prefer dark comedy Like Titus Andronicus or Dr. Faustus.
Aren't those Elizabethan tragedies?
Like I said, dark comedy.
Hary at the risk of being expelled (he didn’t cae he liked drugs) pointed his wang at Dumbledore and shouted “VENEREAL DISEASUS EXTRACTUS!” suddenly Dumbledore tore off his pants. “AHH IT BURSN IT ******** BURNS HOLY HELL s**t CHRIST” “Whats wrong Headmessiah!?” Mystique asked as the whole audience divided their attention to them “I HAVE p***s BEETLES” he cried terring out the pubic hair. Edward stood up to with a crazed expension on his face and Harry saw him
What are those? Like crabs?
I'll go get the penicillin.
“Oh my god…” he said, “EDWAQRD?!”
"Hey, then we might be able to get some sort of signal back to home," Sora folded his arms, "Or at least figure out where we are."
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:21 pm
Chapter Sixteen
The screen turned on, showed static for a second, then started smoking, "That can't be good," muttered Hoshi, as she turned it off, then sighed, "I give up. I get close and then the whole thing blows up in my face."
She looked up when Karasu ruffled her hair, "Hey, you tried. Take a break, you're going to hurt yourself otherwise."
"You're so cute when you act cool," she grinned, then chuckled at his blush, "Hey Sora, we've got to set Kara up with someone when we get back."
"You really don't" he growled as the alarm sounded.
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So what are you anyways? Homo? Bi? Hetero?
None of your damn business.
Haryr and Shadow staired renownedly at the vampire beehive them. Dumbledore was obeiously in grilling pain and would not even move because of this fact. Edward saw them and became running. He ran the theatre door and Hiei told to Shadow lube after him while he took care to Dumbleydore and Mystiue. Shadow began to chase after Ed but he was too fast like hed eaten golden nuggets..
Great, what we needed, a greased up werelabor-doodle.
Ed took a sharp turn down the hallway buttaint get away, because, Ed, had, the powers endowed in him by his grandmower Mystique and could turn into ******** anything so e turned into a crampon and charged at him. Ed flew into the wall and Shadow guffawed androgynously, but then Ed got up and swung a mighty kick at him and kicked Shadow kicked in the right in the face. Shadow’s nose bleeded bulge he whipped it off his face and got right back into action… he turned into a rhino and horned him right in the butthole. Edward groaned in pangs, “Oh s**t that feels like someone ripped open my a** and poured salt in the rim oh my god” he bent over and lays face first on the ground while Shadow kicked him (he is baby again, not rhino)
We call that a tequila shot.
YOU JUST MADE THAT UP!
Yeah I did.
Just then Hiei dragged out Dumbledore and Mystique all tied up like hot pockets and threw Shaodow some ropes too saying:
“Tie these ******** up” Hiei said and helped him out a little. Edwad looked a little like he had a cameltoe in his pants and they laughed hahaha.
And just what is wrong with being a ******** style="color: darkred">Do you really want me to answer that question?
Meanwhile Dally, Sasuke, and Draco were sitting around watching tv and eating new Wendys bbq chicken (honey bbq) when the door bust all over their faces open and Hiei and Shadow walked in with them in body bags.
Seriously, are these fast food places paying her or something?
“OH MY GOD that rinks of corpses or skunks or something, herk!” said Dally covering her nose and then pullin up her shirt because her boobs were hanging out a little. “Unzip it and show us whats in that coo”
Hiei smiled like he was king of the wartortle and unzipped the bag, revealing the faces of their enemies distorted into frowns like theyd just got their asses whooped and handed to them.
And why doesn't anyone ever dispose of the body properly?
“Oh my god you really did it…” Dally gaped, “You really—“
“WERE NOT DEAD YOU CUNTSLUT” Dumbledore wadded, “Get me out of here I am the HEAD MASTER of this ******** SCHOOL”
See, that could have been avoided.
Always assume it's a trap and get that axe.
“No, professor I’m afraid your days here have ended..” Harry cuckoled, “We are going to make a room just for you and your fiends to starve to death like you tortured me and my pals”
“But wait… we only wanted to kill the f*****t Dumbledore and my mum, who is in the third bag?” Sasuke asked probingly.
See that Kara, he asked...OUCH
You want me to start making jokes about your uncles?
Seriously, you might find that really easy to do.
Edward slowly unzipped the bag to reveal the face of Edward ******** Cullen. “OMG Hiei you f*****t why did you put Edward in a bag?? We’ve been looking for him everywhere but not in the bag!!!”
“No Dals you don’t understood…” Harry said, “Edward is our enemy now, he joined hteir evil side…”
Apparently, he's a ******** whore.
“.. Edward is this true? Why would you do this?” Dallstarted to tear herself up… it was like such a jigaboo that he would ho on her like that…
“You chose this dumbass over me” Edward grred, “You could have had better, like me.. I have a chevy with a butterfly door, Dally and I you could have whatever you like”
Oh, Eddie baby, that butterfly on your door makes you so badass. Take me now.
Ten dollar make you holler. Me love you long time.
“And that’s why I’m gonna KILL YOU” and then he reached his powerful guido hands out of the bag and started to advert attack her with his hands, but Sasuke came out of the blue and beat him on the head with a wooden spatula (no suggestion…) He was knocked out uncuntscious.
Okay, I've got to ask... where the hell did the wooden spatula came from?
Kiba uses it on him sometimes. Mama gave it to them for their wedding.
What's sad is that's actually more than likely true.
They dragged the body bags into a room they built that yesternight and then had a party and Dally made out with Hiei and Harry tried to kiss her but…
Anyone else confused as to whether or not she's with Hiei or with Harry?
I've been in a state of confusion the entire story.
Hoshi held up a notepad, "So Kara, your dream girl/guy. What do ya want?"
"You really don't have to do this," he sighed.
"Yes we do," the other two chorused.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:03 pm
Chapter Seventeen
"Hey, can one of you hand me a towel!" Hoshi called from the bathroom, "I forgot one."
"You two planned that," Karasu said as he sipped his tea.
"Fine, I'll go give it to her," Sora said, "Not like I haven't seen Ho-oh naked before," he took one out of the cabinet and closed the door behind him.
The crow pecked Karasu on the ear, "Don't you start getting involved," he growled, then looked up at the sudden giggling from the other room.
The door opened again, "I forgot you had that tattoo," Sora was saying.
"Yup," Hoshi said as she worked on drying her hair, "Chain still loves it too."
"What tattoo?" Karasu asked as the other two grinned and Hoshi pulled her robe closer to her body.
The alarm sounded before anything more could be said. "Well crap," she said looking up, "Guess I'll get dressed after this."
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Seriously, what tattoo. It's not like you wear enough clothing to hide one.
It's in a place guaranteed to always be covered. At least on me anyways.
Dally’s patty carried on through the night so lets get this all straightened out: it’s Sasuke, dally, hiei, harry, link and dally are all at this party and Dally is still dating Hiei but she almost made out with Harry cuz she was a little drunk off of Tila Tequila (as am Harry).
Wasting away in Margaritaville...
Dally was shitting on Harry’s lap and he was on myspace but Dally idealed Facebook so she logged in and updated her status with “ths thinq called - L i F E - is qettinq kinda heavyy. but,, i qotta stickk it out `&+ deal withh it as itss thrown at me. qoinq to bed withh too muchh on myy mind. [textt]; me. q`Niqht,, myyLovess! |♥♥-D-♥♥|”
What the hell does she have to go into her mind?
And why can't she spell her way out of a paper bag?
“Wait youre going to sleep already?” harry asked a** he snuck a book over his big d**k to hide his huge boner, “but don’t we have to feed Edwad and the rest?” “Look you poptart” Dally coerced drunkenly and slovenly, she had been shrugging off his lap like a retarded sloth on ecstasty, “I’m sooo sick of this high school drama man I’m out of here!” and she ran off. Harry had a look on his facism like he’d been boiled in hot grease…
No, because then he'd be dead.
We can only hope.
“Dude man what just happened?” Link came oever, her had just smoked some cannabals and was really really high, “Did you just get turend down by the hottest chick in the school?”
“Yeah she is the hottest chick in the scool that’s for sure,” said Harry, “but nah I think we should go feed them dudes in the body bags though”
“Why? They’re faggots,” said Link and then threw up all over Harry “s**t man sorry”
Harry knew however that it was the moral and right thing to do to feed them so he avoided fatality and to get them food. He entered the door slowly liekeke someone with downs syndrome would because they kind a have disformed hands and saw the body bags on the floor.
She has so many hate issues. It would be sad if it weren't so damn funny.
The irony of it all...
“Dude feed us bro and maybe score me some LSD” said Dumbledore. Faggots are also huge pill poppers and so dumbledore’s weiner is probably the size of Cuba (which is really small..)
Sooo many hate issues.
So, what the hell do you think will happen if she actually did get laid?
Her head would implode.
“Nah we don’t give you drugs it’ll probably make you a stronger mizard,” said Harry, his boner went away cuz none of them were hott except Edward kind of gave him a chubby, “but I will get you some food because I was brought up Jewish and that’s how we do”
“No you weren’t you little white b***h” said Dumbledore, he was kind of offended because he actually was bratwurst up Jewish “You was livin in the closet like a puss”. This made harry tear up but he just zipped up DUmbledores bag so he couldn’t see his face turn into a radish and cry like onions. “Okay whatever but I want a tribe to belong to ok??? The point is I will bring you food, what do you want?”
Edward said “Huhhh I want a um … buffalo wild wings from bdubs”
“Oh yeah that sounds good” said mystique “or some cheddar ******** you I’m not buyin that s**t, you can only eat what’s in Hogwarts and the house elves will make it,” said Harry gettin his diva on like Beyonce (for anoyne who is not American that is the term afro when you have an attitude or are being assertaive)
Oho, attacking black people now.
And I have never actually heard anyone use that phrase.
Well the body bag victims did not want to comply so Harry beat the house elfs until they make the wings. Dobby was sad but he had no socks so he had to do it…
“Actually do you know what I would Rallys like to eat?” said Dumbledore as Harry Potter came back with the food, “I phoenix would be so scrumptaints”
“Ok”
HE'S GOING TO EAT MAMA!
Oh man, Sin and Auntie will kill him LONG before he got the chance.
Probably some nice painful torture in there too.
Harry returned with the phoenix and left it on a plate in the middle of the room for the people to eat with their mouths like without hands all slumped ofer.
Harry left but he’s so ******** retarded cuz Dumbledore clasped his hands on the phoenix and just bamfed away…
Ho-oh, they're going to do BAD things to her.
Do I need to get started on Sasuke again?
Just pointing out that turnabout is fair play.
"Alright, I'm going to get dressed," Hoshi announced as they returned to the room, "Kara, do you really want to know where the tattoo is."
"I could care less," he said crossing his arms and turning away, "Hurry up so I can get cleaned up."
"You're so cute when you're blushing," Sora teased.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:47 am
Chapter Eighteen
"Mmm," Hoshi murmured as she snuggled into Karasu's back, "Ri-ri, I love that so much..."
"Why does she have to sleep against me?" he asked Sora, trying very hard to keep his blush down.
"Because you're not doing anything," the Sabaku pointed out as he chopped up some of the vegetables they had found, "Just enjoy it."
"Ohhhh, Chain..." she sighed, her arms tightening around the Uchiha's waist.
"Wake up!" Karasu exclaimed as he tapped her forehead, turning crimson as her sapphire eyes locked sleepily on him, "I..."
She yawned, "Thanks for the nap. I didn't bother you did I?"
The alarms sounded, "Crap," Sora said as he placed the chopped up food in the fridge, "I was hoping to get that done."
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I didn't talk in my sleep did I?
What does Yuri do that you love?
Tell ya later. Don't want to taint it.
Later on It was a new school year and Delly and Edward were still plowing strong, this time Dally was pregnant. Again. But unlike laser time they didn’t know who the farter was. They decided to go to the wizard virgin of Jerry Springer called Maury to sea who the dad was
Oh crap, another one?
She doesn't need Maury, she needs Judge Hatchett.
First Dally had to butter her brain to figures who she had effed lately who could of got her prego. Dally is a junior at Hogwats now but everyone else (hiei, Edward, link, etc) are only Softmores. Dally also got erected to Prefict becaust she got the f*****t Dumbledore to have STDs (nursewhiches cant cure that)
See, on Mondays, she ******** style="color: darkred">You seriously did not just make a chart for this.
Show him the pie graph for how much of our brain has died from this story.
That’s when she relish that Maruy was looking at her
“So Dally… who did you eff?”
Before her was her dreamcast: edwert, hiei, link, saskuke, and shadow. And BILL COMPTOM “you must think long and hard… like my d**k” said Edward then laughed then stopped cause it wasn’t funny because actually dally probably effed everyone and was loose as a bag.
That is not my dreamcast.
Bachelor number one, if you were a spring day, describe yourself!
“If you need help remembering I can get you a stool sample,” offered Maury the wizard
“I think you mean spool” said Hiei confused “your s**t wont help her now, she’s pregnant.”
So Maury brought out a pool and she went swimming and in it was magicarp wizard water that Tiggered her memory, suddenly a flood of rememberies washed over her.
The hell?
Flashback 1:
It was a hot summer day and suddenly a hott figure as hot as the hot summer day knocked on her door. It was Bill Compton the vamp. He introducked himself and in chapter 15 it said they didn’t do anything but now the humpback was revealing a lot……
He didn’t just introduce himself, in her vision Bill Compton bashed her head grains a wall until she had a concoction then raped her.
(end of flashback 1)
Ruffies are a hell of a concoction!
I was thinking that a white russian would work better.
Don't sully the Dude's good name.
“I was wrapped!” Dally exclaimed in wonder.
In purple and pink striped paper!
“WHAT” Edward got pissed fast “Was it ******** Dumbledore?”
“No… I’m not a boy so he doesn’t want my poonbox he only wants a**l” Dally explained with reason.
I don't want either.
Not even if the world was destroyed.
Just then Gucci interrupted in a v-neck and poured some lemonade.
“Anyway it was .. it was … BILL” she started tearing up as she cried and pointed at him. Maury got a boner.
I don't even want to know why.
Flashback 2:
Even with her head a little fuzzy Dally knew what was happening. In her head she couldn’t stop thinking that Bill was really hott but none of that mattered because of the earth-quaking pains she was feeling from where he hit her head, next thing she knew six of his fingers were inserted in her, she mooened. He started fangering her then pulled out his big vamp c**k. It was huge about six inches wide and six inches long, and he stuffed it inside of her, then started banging her.
Again, that's not huge.
Dally was so embearassed and didn’t know how to make him stop raping her, she raked her brain for ideas, then she hard on. With a mighty pump she queefed all over his d**k. Enraged and levers, he donkey punched her right in the juggerlar… that’s when she blanked out…
(end flashback)
Guys like it when your muscles contract down there. Tightness is good.
Kissing and telling there?
Oh like Chain hasn't already told you everything.
Sexy Jutsu works better than truth serum on him.
He does have a thing for hot red-heads.
Things that I didn't want to know...
“Yes it certainly seems like Bill could be the father, “ said Obama, “did you use a condom?”
“No it was raw” said Bill coolly, “but she wanted it she was pretty much begging for it, let me get in the pool and I’ll show you”
Wow, that's the mentality of a serial rapist right there.
So Bill Compton stepped in the pool on the Maury Wizard Show and showed his flashback……
Flashback 1:
Bill was going door too door as a Jehova Witness trying to tell people they cant have birthdays and he got to Dally’s hospital. He didn’t know her but she orgyd the door and he thought she was really hott. From the way she was undressing him with her eyes he knew she thaught she was hott too. But all he said was “hi I’m bill” and from there he knew she wanted him because she started bashing his head again a wall to rape him.
She ******** the door? This girl has problems.
It Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went and started slapping him in the nuts with garlic clovers. It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.
Why even write that?
Ho-oh, that lesbian theory you have makes more and more sense by the moment.
You two okay?
That’s when she mounted him, in unicorns.
But I wanted a Pegasus!
(end flashback)
"Well it seems like we have two vary different sides to the srory," said Maury, "We will lean ham the father after a commie break!"
How do you crack your pistachios?
No nut jokes right now.
"What are you doing?" Karasu asked Hoshi as she sat at the counter and took out a paper.
"Going to make sure that Ri-ri doesn't take out her anger on Haru and Saisei," she grinned, "So I'm writing her a naughty letter and asking Chi-kun to get it to her."
"What kind of naughty..." he blinked as she wrote.
"She's telling Yuri what she wants to do the next time they get together," Sora pointed out, "You should read one of Ho-oh's lemons, they're really good."
Hoshi folded the letter up and kissed it, then hopped down to tie it to the crow's leg, "You want, I'll make one just for you!" she said happily.
"No!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:31 am
Chapter Nineteen
"This is really good!" Hoshi said happily as she ate the ramen Sora made, "Got the recipe from your mom?"
"Yeah," he said as he played with his noodles, "Secret passed down through the generations and all that," he pushed the bowl towards her, "You can have mine if you want."
"Mine too," Karasu sighed, "We're never getting out of here are we?"
"Sure we will!" Hoshi exclaimed as she jumped up, "We'll all see our families again... they HAD to have noticed by now that we're not at the Academy!" Alarms sounded, and she looked up, then lowered her voice, "Besides that, we'll break out soon."
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What did you mean by that?
You'll see...
Add your main content Dally waited anciously for the show to return, it was the longest break she had ever had to had taken for a show. She wanted to kill all commercials she was so mad about it but finally the lights dimmered down and it was baonoocccccccccccc.
Bacon?
Bacon!
Only one thing that smells like bacon and that's...
BACON!
But htat was the last thing she horse before it all went black. Next thing she knew she was in the lettuce on Maury no longer with the limelight on her. Instead she was replace by a girl who got 600 people who banged her (it was TwitardAssassinLuigiLargo fukin stupid b****) whore! When the b***h kyke went on stage ******** everyone spat on her (remember she wrote a mean letter to me)
Gah, hate to see what she might do to us.
We're impervious to any attack that she might have. We have the power of GOOD writing on our side.
That and the ability to not really care what she thinks.
Just in that moment Dallas thought about it and she would never gonna find out who was her baby daddy. Was it bill? Was it Edward? Was it Jacob? Who knew?? She was going to have to wait until the baby was born. And htats exactly what she didn’t. 9 mths later (which means it wasn’t a vamp cause vamp babies take a lot less times, put on ur csi detective hat) she gave borth to a beautiful baby girl. This one she named Shadette becuz she was Shadows twin.
So does that make Chi our triplet?
Well... Irish Triplets.
You already have the red hair...
She looked at shadettes fecures. Shadette had red eyes, so it could be either bills or Edwards or hieis. Shadette had black hair,s o again it ould be anyways, even hiei’s. shadette had nails that were long, and full lips like the moon, so it was obvioiusly bill’s.
DNA testing! COME ON!
Isn't that how Phoe was sure Sin was the dad instead of Haru?
It is kinda difficult to tell when they still share the same body.
At that moment she sent bill a subpoena. Bill checked the mail and a man was at the door he was wearing a long white koalt, with buttons, a tie and his hair was partied, and he said “bill you are being served at the district federal court of Hogwarts, you have a dawughter and her name is shadette and so you have to pay child support on that you ******** a*****e” bill was like “wtf??” he the next day he dressed up in his Sunday’s vest. And went to the court house. Before him was Cyclops from the x-men (the judge).
If only child support were that easy...
“okay bill, what do you gotta say about that?” said Cyclops slapping him with the hard hand of the law.
“shaddette isn’t my kid! Look shes a girl she cant be mine!” bill argued like a vent.
Again, DNA testing!
Modern science apparently is just a waste of time...
“well that’s your problem, ******** you” said Cyclops and now he has child support.
Dally got a lot of money from bill because vamps are rich$$$$$$ so she baught a mansion outside of Hogwarts wild she went to school, except professor jack skeleton said she had to still be a part of Ravenclaw, like just cuz she had her own house doesn’t mean she gets her owl HOSUE!
Hey, the vampires in Lost Boys were living in a run down hotel, EXPLAIN THAT.
They spent their money on motorcycles and cool threads.
Still dally had a crush on bill. So she invited him over to the mansion for tea and had hiei and Edward babysit Shadow and Shadette, they had the house to themshelves. Dally wore her hottest laundry and a hot teddy. Bill just wore whatever cuz hes hott all the time anyway (so is dally but hotter now)
One thing led to another and they hooked up at least 10 times that night. Bill is a vamp so he doesn’t sleep and dally just wasent tired, and you could here them moaning all the way from outside.
Thank you for not describing it.
And invest in soundproofing.
Meanwhile Edward and hiei were watching shadow and shadette when they heard the mourning.
“omg, you think dallys in trouble?” hiei asked concerned as he put the babys bark in the crib.
“yes we should hurry” so they ran out of the house to the scene of the rime. They tried to knock on the door yelling to her but she didn’t replie, so they tried to bang it down but they didn’t replie to that either. Finally they got it thru the window. The house was dark it was big so it took them a long time to navalgate through the hallways but then they smelled something fowl.
Oh ick, what ARE they doing with that chicken?
Edward bust into the room just in time to see Ball sink his fangs deep into her and the blood began to poor out in pools like a cesspool. “NOOOOOOOOO!” he jumped on top of bill and batteled him, hiei joined
“STOP” yelled Dolly, pullin the sheets over her bare and bloody beef, she was sooo embaressed. Bill started biting everhyone then and it didn’t matter if he got ed but he got hiei. Suddenly hiei and dally both began convulving on the floor, spazzing out and rabiesing out of the mouth. It was obveious… they were turning into vampores.
Great, just what we needed. More acid trips.
Now everyone is vampires.here - text, photos, videos, addons, whatever you want!
I want out of this story!
"What are these?" Karasu asked as he held up the fake plastic fangs and cape.
"The next chapter is the last!" Hoshi exclaimed, "Let's dress up for it! We already have the suits!"
"What about that dimensional rift you were working on?" he asked flatly.
"This will help me get it made," she grinned.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:02 am
Chapter Twenty
"Will you two stop it?" Karasu asked as his eyebrow twitched.
Sora and Hoshi stopped trying to pretend to bite his neck and grinned, "Oh come on," she said, "Just play along."
"No." he crossed his arms, then looked up at the alarm sounding, "Let's get this over with."
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I can't believe you guys are dressed like that.
We can't believe that you're not.
Meanwhile, while the hoggwarters were having their own drama, dumble dore and mystique were having their own drama.
Last time on As the World is Destroyed...
“It seems there is a new variable in the equation,” said Dumbledore with math, “Dally is popping out babies like the west nile virus!”
Which makes no sense, because I distinctly remember someone saying earlier that she could only have one.
“That ******** daughter o’ mine,” screamed Mystique, “Yarr she just makes me so mad.”
You shouldn't put metal in the microwave, see what ******** jesus Christ, you’re right,” Mystique noted, “There has to be an exception…”
“Well you don’t have to give htem teh powers until their adderolescents, so if we KILL THEM before they level up, we can have all teh powers to ourselves…”
“BHWAHAHAHAHA!” laughed the two of them.
They might evolve into a gyrados.
Or a clefairy.
This way where were Dumbledore and Mystique? Well you let me tell to readers it within a bunch outlying of wear Hogwarts only strongest and most savage of the wizards is possible travel deeply is. It is in Japan where there many willow trees and squirrels and dragon bush are.
But Mystique and Dumbledork were not alone. A young guy with long red hair and a scar across his eye was liseening in, he was the batoseye and wore a robe thing. His name was Ruroni Kenshin.
Kenshin graduated from Hogwarts a couple yards before in ‘090 and so he knew s**t was going down. He pulled out his cell and txted an old friend and word spread like rapid herpes.
You think that she would actually read some of the manga and books that she's taking characters from.
Can she even read? All signs are pointing to no."
Back in England Hie was in the hospital wing. Dally sat caringly by his side holdeing his hand.
“is he going to die?” she asked the nurse.
“no… but he is infected. He has 24 hours for someone to find the syrum to cure his vampire or else he will turn.” She replied, then looked down at her phone. “oh my god….. “
THERE ARE MONKEYS TYPING SHAKESPEARE!
That just makes this writing even more insulting doesn't it.
“What? What is it? YOU TELL ME RIGHT ******** NOW” said Dally busting into tears. She was conserned by the look of concern on the nurses face.
I'm concerned by the concern in the concern...
That was just kinda weak.
“I must go talk to Professor Jack, something has happen.” She said and stormed out.
Link and Sasuke abread just then. “What’s up with her?” asked Link.
“I don’t know but I don’t like it…. Hey, you can disepear right, Link?” Dally.
“yes I have that power” he replied.
Since when?
“go spy on her!”
So link turned into invicible and wet down the hallway to wear the nurse was. she was talking isothermally on the phone and he overherd…
Nurse: “yes professor, I know that it is true…. I got a text, that’s how. The headmastur has teamed up with villain Mystique and they are in a Japanes forest now, planning on… yes.. it’s horrible. Bye”.
Maybe we'll be lucky and they're in the Suicide Forest?
Nah, too easy.
Sasuke returned and told them what happened.
“What??” dally apposed, “so theyre in the japonese forest?”
Just hten the nurse walked in. “Oh… so you overheard my converse.”
Yeah, there was no real reason for you to walk away there...
“Listen up c**t we need to kill that f*****t Dumbledore NOW” said Dally.
“Well you better hurry cuz the text says theyre leaving in 24 hours for a new destination and no one knows where it is.” The nurse grred.
s**t! Another werelabor-doodle!
Dally looked at hiei. He looked so pale and farmished, and so sad. He groaned in Argonauts. She had 24 hours to find the adidote… but 24 hours to KTFD*…
You know, a vampire Hiei isn't a bad thing...
Don't encourage her.
What will dally do? Will she save hei but let Dumbledee and Mystique get away, or will she let Hiei turn into a vampire but save the world form certain pearl? Find out next time in FTS!
*KTFD = killing the f*****t dumbledore
"About time!" Karasu and Sora chorused, as she slashed the air, then all three blinked as they returned to the small room outside the auditorium.
"What happened?" Sora asked, "Didn't it work?"
Hoshi chewed her lip, "It seems that I only destroyed the reality that the story was in," she rubbed the back of her head, "You guys heard of The World as Myth theory right?"
"So we're still trapped here?" Karasu asked, "Hurry and destroy this one..." he blinked as she shook her head.
"I can't yet. We've got to destroy other realities first and fix the balance of the universe," she said quietly, seeming to hear a voice that the other two couldn't, "Since we're being tortured like this, they think it's the perfect opportunity," she sighed, "At least I got my naginata back..."
"So we're stuck here?" both cried.
"Just for a little while longer," she said sheepishly.
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