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 Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:39 pm
Chapter XIII: Third Time's a CharmGODDAMMIT! This is the third time I'm trying to do this entry, I memorized the comments on the pictures is the good part I suppose. Right, so where we last left off: Kang Jr.'s lazy Father just ordered him to save the world and all he gave him was 50 gold and a Copper Sword to fend for himself, with that said, let's continue.  Sumaltria = Sumatra, Indonesia (appropriate names for characters, FTW!) or Cannock in the Warrior version.  Popular with the ladies, a common trait in the Kang family. cool  I think we all know this from our Grandfather, my fair lady. D:  shflkjsdhvclkehr, screw saving the world, we're getting out of this mess and going to Hawaii!  W-what's happening? AAAAAA!  Oh.. : ( when I meant Hawaii, I meant the small island next to Hawaii with nothing on it. D:  Good looks, another common trait in the Kang legacy. cool  I will be back with the Ultimate Key to get you, good treasures..  THANKS DAD..  So, with not enough gold to buy anything worth getting, what's the #1 rule in any RPG? Grind of course!  But don't get me wrong, the Slimes in this game can wreck your s**t if you don't stock up on herbs. D:  Sure enough, moments later, we get the shield as well as gain vital levels.  After we grind and get the shield, we finally progress the story to this charming village also called Leftwine in the original Warrior.  Well, apparently, laziness within Fathers is also a trait in the Kang legacy..  Better believe it. cool  Well, eff you too then. mad  Now we know our next location, to stock my cousin down.  Looks like a wolf pack if you ask me..  It just runs so beautifully, someone gives the destination to Cannock, then to Moonbrooke. heart  ...yeah..  Which he is facing me now and probably still leaking. gonk  Which one, the one who got burned to death, one of the two who gang raped a daemon and abruptly got gang raped by a bunch of other daemons on the one who died in my throne room? D< **NEXT CHAPTER- We tank our way to Cannock (you know, the one with the suspicious Indonesian-like name?) and find it sort of looks like an Indonesian town, meet Hispanic people who are the monarchs and stock my Hispanic cousin down.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:04 pm
Chapter XIV: Indonesia Actually has a Monarch System?Wow, I am one to mock my culture at a alarming rate. D: Anyway, after we finally got control of our hero, we grinded, and left town and raided another one, with all that behind us, we shall continue in raiding good ol' Cannock.  Dirt roads, lots of trees, first thing you see is an inn, not a castle? Yup, we're in Indonesia, guys, any minute now, a naked man is going to be chasing a rooster down the street with an empty cup in his hand..  Ooh, a Mage man, you show those macho 80s he-mans who's boss, Mr. Prince of here!  Being Indonesian- kay, sorry, I'll stop.. but I would like to note, I am 5'8 and 130 lbs. mad  Rolando? How is this even accurate to anything? gonk  In the room, we find a copy/pasta of Laura.  Which stocking him is now our main priority.  "DID YOU HEAR? KANG JR. ACTUALLY LEFT HIS PALACE FOR ONCE AND WENT TO ANOTHER TOWN!"  Some foreshadowing of the next destination we hit..  HAIII UNCLE!  They could have made it more subtle on where I have to go next.. stare  Eh, the hero needs sum magical support/a smaller guy to make him look less childish..  Good thing about this game is this scroll is now international and the Kings and Priests can now save your journey..  We head north into Malaysian territory and end up finding this spring that everyone is talking about..  Doesn't look very springish. mad  Ooh, treasure, I see this Rolando guy is a modest sort of guy who leaves things for future travelers?  After navigating this spring, we finally reach rock bottom..  Good grief, this world is obsessed with myths. mad  I thought he would be here, p***k. D<  Isn't he a descendant of Roto to begin with? confused  "Sorry, but our Prince is in another castle!" **NEXT CHAPTER- More Rolando stalking, we meet a Hispanic man with orange hair, small dungeon crawling and book it to Moonbrooke.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:47 pm
Chapter XV: My Roto-ness brings all the Princes to the YardThe good part being I got a good bite out of this game and pretty much have up to mid-game completed, the bad part is I found a potentially offensive/awesome line in the game that I don't know if Photobucket is going to put up with..  Efffffff, it's like catching those roaming Pokemon, only in a Prince-like edition. gonk  Instead of being a good boy and waiting, he runs off to Leftwine at breakneck speeds, so with our Master Ball in hand, tired of this roaming s**t, we chase him down.  A wild Rolando appears!  Kang Jr. uses Mean Look!  Kang Jr. uses a Master Ball! Rolando joins!  Well, excusssssse me. mad  So, with grinding in place, we head off to this near-forgettable cave in the middle of nowhere..  Now, this cave is mainly for item purposes, until..  We get to this qt of a key to make the keys from Mario 64 look like a garage lock key. heart  Naturally, because it's not nailed down, we pillage it.  Right now, we can only really use this key to unlock the lottery room in Leftwine, but I ain't complainin' my luck won me this third try. <3  It also saves me some gold in updating his weapons for a good two towns. : D  With that said, we head to the only place we haven't on this continent which is to this monolith sort of deal..  Which is actually just a large catacomb under the ocean that connects me to the other side, I got in one encounter here. cool  The western path would have left to CERTAIN DEATH (or to the cave in the middle of nowhere, lulz.)  After a boring, encounter-full trip south, we end up here.  WHAT IS THIS? DUBLIN, IRELAND? mad  No, apparently Mushroom Kingdom..  ..and a dog joins, but promptly leaves the group when we book it to Moonbrooke.  Ooh, poisonous swamp in front of the palace, I take it that's a "******** OFF" sign? Oh well, let us raid this place! **NEXT CHAPTER- We raid this place, LIKE A BOSS, are bitterly disappointed, I come up with the greatest chapter title of all time and we see where Maribell of Dragon Quest VII got her inspiration character design.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:17 pm
Chapter XVI: What a b***h!HA! TOLD YOU, I CAME UP WITH THE MOST AMAZING CHAPTER TITLE! It will make more sense after you see where this is going..  Well, this is a nice place to be.. stare  No, you're just the smoldering corpse of the King who is still walking around. D<  You may laugh at the chapter title now. mad  Now, this is the main reason why people should come here, but because I'm a dork, I know where this is going..  Yeah, yeah, Ra is some sort of deal that is in almost every Dragon Quest and has a tendency to shatter and respawn in time for the next game.  <******** src="https://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/rei_masamune/Dragon Quest I and II/DragonQuest12J264.png" class="user_img" alt="User Image" /> YOUUUU! mad  Someone's behind in the times..  Finally! Someone who isn't a walking fireball!  Yeah, yeah, way to rehash the other guy. mad  With that said, he goes up in flames. 4laugh  And because we're nice, we decide to attend to this whole Princess deal thing going on..  Kang Jr. is such a narcissist..  I KNEW IT! He kind of was sort of feminine to begin with..  No silly, I was talking to the dog all this time. : D  By old self she means she's going to get into a random encounter and die promptly..  Certainly a step up from being a Bishops' daughter if I say so (if anyone is a nerd and plays as much games as I do..)  You have no evidence of this young lady! Go to your room!  One time in Elementary school, I used that excuse for not doing my homework and it didn't go too well..  It looked like a typical Saturday morning in Moonbrooke to me..  So with the spirit of Laura, she fources her way into the group, no questions asked. mad **NEXT CHAPTER- We go to some tower, get a power up cape, not stomp Goombas and prepare our journey to the west.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:30 pm
Chapter XVII: Right into the ActionSo, where we last left off, we turned a dog into a Princess and she joined, and with running out of continent to raid, we press on to where we haven't explored yet..  This is the full team you can get, quite the royal squad if I say so. 3nodding  As I said, we are running out of continent folks, the only place left to go that wouldn't be wasting our time backtracking disappointed would be through this pleasant walkway..  Straightforward path is straightforward and we end up here..  This place is just fun, if you fall off the edge, you have to climb up the entire tower from scratch, just like every other Dragon Quest game in existence with tower levels in them.. and as you can see, I am quite the gambler there, hur hur..  After an uneventful journey, we finally reach the somewhat top floor and nab Mario's cape, this makes me fall further from the tower if I fall off, might sound stupid now, but you'll see why it's helpful later. D<  This is the actual top, and because it's the top, there must be something important in that chest..  Oh.. uh, yay an item I could get from the lottery? mad THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME, p***k.  And with the last place to go, we head there..  So naturally, he's stuck in some crappy monolith to fml about it to passing travelers..  Which I'm sure you're all familiar with the qt on the left.. in this one, it can wreck your s**t, but it's Dragon Quest II, everything can do that. mad  The curse of the Linda runs strong in this one. mad  Needless to say, I had to journey ALL THE WAY BACK TO MOONPETA AND HEAL THE b***h AND COME ALL THE WAY BACK HERE, God! mad  So this tower is essentially a copy/pasta of this for five floors then you fall out and with our trusty Wind Cape, we end up on the other side.  I don't know about you, but I think it would be fun to fly across that lake with a cape. heart  Dragon Quest series: promoting children to jump off of towers since 1990. **NEXT CHAPTER- We raid a sex-promoted town, totally see the golden line in the game, lulz at the hero and watch his Grandfather facepalm.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:17 pm
Chapter XVIII: Yeah.. I Don't Think I'm Playing an Accurate Patch..But hey, don't get me wrong, I loved this town and all it's obscene glory, totally beat the boring seaside town that was in the original mix. With that being said, I don't have to tell you that this update is going to start with town raiding.  Only slightly more slummish than BoF's Bleak or FFVI's Zozo.  They're going to need it after all the qts we meet here..  First up is Monsieur Vantzetitsnon.  OKAY, ROLANDO MAY LOOK GIRLY, BUT COME ON MAN, HE DOESN'T LOOK THAT GIRLISH. mad  Eh, one of three of the normal people, but Alefgard, FTW!  Yup, and we even get to go there!  Not today missy, I know what you're planning. mad  lol And ladies and gentlemen, the golden line in the game.  Then naturally, in the slums a girl is being pestered by daemons.  And because we're heroes and not big gaping assholes, we draw our weapons.  I say, that purple and cute little wings sure make you look intimidating..  They're essentially a joke like most of this early DQII stuff, but I assure you, things will get more harder from here on out. heart  Gimme prize nowplzkthx. 4laugh  Oh... : (  Hopefully, he has something nice, right? RIGHT?! mad  Are you going to take me to the mayor so he can thank me properly? D<  Well, I'll be damned, a plot item, ilu old man. 4laugh  First place we go is to the south side of town to get an interesting offer with a rather useless item for a reward.. **NEXT CHAPTER- before we go sunken treasure huntin' we go see what this whole Alefgard this is and see what 100 years can do to a nation.. also, we might raid Charlock again for the lulz.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:10 pm
Chapter XIX: Oh Sweet Nostalgia..So, we got to the part of the game where it is considered the "turn off point" for most people who play this game due to the fact that no one talks to NPCs these days to get clues on where to go next, but because I'm a good boy, I do, so with that bragging right in place, we shall continue into RPG chaos of God forbid, non linear gaming.  So with our boat in hand, we take the HINTS WE JUST READ AND HEAD TO ALEFGARD TO THE SOUTH-EAST! mad  Look familiar? heart  Oh, the nostalgia~, they even use the Dragon Quest soundtrack for these parts of the world..  Not Tantegel no more? Also, this and Charlock are the only standing places in Alefgard now. : (  SO OUR NEXT HINT, GUYS IS TO FIND THE TREASURE UNDER THE SEA! OH GOD, THIS IS SO NON-LINEAR, I'M AT PINS AND NEEDLES HERE! mad  Better not pull a village girl/village man on me this time. mad  Finally, someone who asks a question not to be obnoxious!  Funny part is, 100 years ago, the person standing where this person is was a Laura fan..  Not like he had a choice or anything :c  It would have been more easier/accurate to just say 100 years. mad  Ah, the MP guy is still standing as always, I wonder if it's just a job Tantegel hires old men for, or if he's some sort of Sage who's been living there for at least 500 years? D:  Pussie. mad Also note he got rid of Laura's throne, no one really liked her and they stuck her with poor me to get rid of her. D:  Tantegel was always pussie to begin with, hiring a random stranger to save the world and filling him with Roto scandals to make it seem he's the only one who could do it. mad  Still kickin' and at it as usual  Only with moar hex-be-gone mastery. heart  Yeah.. and the city was on the East side, oh you, geographical time warps..  Also seen in Dragon Quest III, the original is such a bad a** anti-conformist with its separate castle and s**t. D<  Too bad we can't just bust in there and give the King a lickin'. mad  So bored with Tantegel raiding, we decide to take a sidequest area/procrastinate finding this treasure and to see what's cookin' in Charlock. **NEXT CHAPTER- You guessed it! We raid Charlock, get surprised, read the NEXT CLUE IN THE GAME, walk through barriers and not get an over-powered weapon.
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:59 am
Chapter XX: Welcome to Charlock, Now Antagonist Free!My internet is so messed up, 99% of everything isn't loading. emo Truckin' right along, we are about to raid Charlock and ooh boy, are you in for a pseudo-surprise!  Obby, I sure took a Resident Evil approach to this 100 years ago and blew the s**t outta this place, go me!  And it's not the dark place of despair we remember, it now has light! heart  At least I was nice enough to return this to the Dragonlord after I slew him with it..  To the right, we see a potential respawn going on here..  Or not, but it does make me wonder if the Dragonlord was some sort of swinger back in his days before I stuck three feet of steel through him..  McDonalds will do that...  Well, aren't we one for class, Mr. Blueface-Trianglehair. mad  I am Roto's Great^4th Grandchild after all, we've been slayin' Dragonlords since Dragon Quest III. mad  Ooh, secrets, we all like em'!  Kang Jr., not wishing to conform to his family cause he's different and no one understands him but himself decides to help this kid out..  The only place further is on your lap. 4laugh  THANK YOU FOR SUPPLYING THE NEXT HINT OF WHERE TO GO, MR. DRAGONLORD!  If this isn't a hint of where to get started with this crest hunting, then I don't know what is..  So, with that being said, we first take the liberty of raiding this place's treasury, PS: I wasted HP on it as this was the only thing worth mentioning. D<  If you stare closely, to the left, you see the treasure..  If I had a dime that I jumped into the middle of the ocean..  Hauling a whole treasure and diving to the bottom of the ocean, something anyone can do in their sleep, impress us moar, Grandson, I am disappoint in you. mad  You're welcome Taloon's Great^345 Grandfather mad  Meh, for lazy people who don't talk to NPCs, it echoes if a crest is near by.. I love this game and its fetish for flutes, it makes me feel special. heart **NEXT CHAPTER- We go SOUTH OF CANTLIN and see the opposite of a sausage fest, kill a dog's joy and fun, go see what's cookin' in previous towns and begin our crest journey.
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:30 pm
Chapter XXI: What's not south of CantlinSo before we take our blue friend's advice and go south of Cantlin, I demonstrate my nerdiness and get other things first.  First thing's first, we go to Hawaii finally! I'm sure somewhere on the linear game, someone ques me to go here, but I'm doing this by memory of convenience. mad  Later seen in the Aritean army fighting dem' Akaneian bastards..  Clambake cool and to my dismay, after turning down a sexy woman's puff-puff, I begin to have my suspicion that Junior here does have a problem with this.. D:  Yeah, you should probably tell the village this sir. mad  And she means srs business, barriers are s**t wrecking in this game. gonk  Better not be another Princess. mad  wel tatz sxst. D<  -Cue hint activate!-  Hopefully you won't get swallowed up by daemons like he did. 4laugh  Meet the only (or was) Asian person in this game, minus all the monarchs. D<  Oh you chillenz' and your crazy myths/hints.  Believe it or not, this dog is somewhat of a staple throughout the series..  He leads you to his treasure..  You take it.. (Gold Key, ******** yeah!)  And you feel like a big gaping a*****e for doing so. 4laugh  Taking that one warp that teased in the the beginning of the game back, we have the Gold Key, know know what time is it now.. heart  UNLOCKING THE NUN TIME!  Kay, no, but on a srs note, we finally get to raid this place. : D  Bring it b***h, nothing's going to stop me from raiding this place. mad  Cute, I've been away for three whole days that people forgot who I was.. **NEXT CHAPTER- We are bitterly disappoint, we raid moar things and a possible game progression..
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:00 pm
Chapter XXII: To Perpetuate Midenhall's "Wealth.."Well, there you have it, my computer is a giant p***k and randomly resets at any given time if it decides to turn on. Another trick it likes to play is randomly go into DOS mode and demand I shove some sort of floppy disk in it which I don't have and finally, it can randomly freeze when it likes and resetting it would mean a failed beep test. tl;dr- I really hope I get a new computer for my birthday..  Other highlights include: A medical herb, paltry amounts of gold and some outdated equipment, dear God my Great Grandson's nation is a poor one..  So, what's cookin' in good ol' Cannock? A single treasure, I give up. mad  Then again, a treasure is a treasure, YAY, TREASURE!  And this man has been locked in here for God knows how long.. but hey, at least he has a swimming pool and a pimped out treasure to boot!  You don't need to tell me that. 4laugh  Omgomgomgomgomg, ilu old man. heart  +20 DEF? Yesplz, also the strongest shield in the entire game.  So, with our nation raid over, we head back Hawaii and go a little west of it and go to the island where the good ol' Yggdrasil is sittin' waiting for me to shake it for this qt. This qt saves me a trip to revive Linda for the next time she kicks the bucket.  Further west (or east, the world is round. D< ) we end up here..  -shrug- Probably just Metal Slime guts, they do squirt their guts/exp out in their death..  Now that's a better greeting. mad  So we shall in a later day..  Naturally, being heroes, we find this qt before him and dear God, I'll save the ilu rants until we do.. heart  Why thank you for giving another hint on where to wonder off to next, kind stranger..  -Foreshadowing, initiate!-  Oh you, I'll remember that so I can create Linda's strongest armour in the game. heart  Ooh, I smell a hint a'comin!  Sure enough.. just saying, besides roaming around, Crest hunting is the biggest part of this game.  Now, now, I'm just a human, not rain. D<  We really ought to start Crest hunting sooner or later..  Been there done that, I grow World Trees in my garden at home. mad **NEXT CHAPTER- we take a nap and OH SHI-, perhaps start Crest hunting, not freeze my computer and reset the game. mad
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:30 pm
Which reminds me. When you do your DQIII LP, show me how to find the World Tree in between the four mountains. I could never find the darn thing.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:29 pm
For sure, it is a rather cryptic hint they give you to find it (if I remember correctly, I hope the SNES version is the same as the GBC in that it's in the center of the mountains. D: Chapter XXIII: The Insomnia Strikes Back.No, Prince Cannock doesn't get frozen in carbon, Prince Midenhall does not fight his lazy father and lose a hand and Princess Moonbrooke doesn't harbour feelings for Prince Cannock (that would just be creepy), but cool stuff does happen in this part as well as a fatal patch error. With that said, let's continue.  So, after a Friday night in this town, it seems that one of my members has a wicked hang over..  DAMN IT ROLANDO, THE DRINKING AGE IN YOUR NATION IS LIKE THIRTEEN, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HOLD YOUR VODKA BY NOW! mad  I knew we shouldn't have let that hooded guy into the party last night! Also, note he thinks he's Linda now, wtf? D:  It's just a hang over, amigo, you'll be fine!  Now you're just being melodramatic, ever heard of walking two steps to the church? mad  So we do what Grandma used to do when I was hung over at age three and shove some Yggdrasil leaf down his throat.  Naturally, he doesn't take to it and rewards us with screwing up the game, efffffff. D:  "To tease you and end up sleeping with you ultimately creating a plot hole to loop, and loop, and loop, and loop..." -a reset and a tantrum later..-  Pretending that whole creepy cousin bromance thing never occurred and we went there and talked to everyone and left without staying in the inn, we head to the west (which is east of Hawaii, the world is round) until we find this cute little town.  AKA- my life emo  So, silly goose, they were hiding downstairs in the house behind you! 4laugh  Just hearing the word Rhone should make some of you veterans go: "OH SHI-." Best of all, it's still as legendary as it is in all the remakes. heart  Apparently, Hargon's magic is tornado form and only strikes above-ground..  This place is also the best equipment place in the world, but because they're all pricks, we can get better stuff like a whole two dungeons later.  As told by in other town, don't worry, we'll get to that sooner or later..  Hmm, blank spot, let's risk looping the game and pressing it!  Better not be one of dem' Mink Coats. mad  ...drugs? gonk  Important, legit faxx for later..  Just to the east, good madam, I can see it from here. D<  And this is low fat popcorn without using a microwave! **NEXT CHAPTER- We continue to raid this town, see what I bought from that guy, use it and MAYBE a potential game progression.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:12 pm
Chapter XXIV: It Really Wasn't DrugsMeanwhile, In DQIII, I already managed to rack up 200+ pictures and I only got to the first dungeon. D:  The Jailer Key of course.. and if I didn't already give that away, I bought the Jailer Key, guys.  You blew up the Death Star, defeated, but most importantly, didn't kill Vader and Palpatine died and you went to some crazy party in Ewok-ville.  Beds in church? WOULD LIKE! mad  The mountains in BC don't do that when I go visit them. mad  LOLFASTFINGER, o sry, I get amused easily. D:  Rhone talk, must be near third quarter point of the game..  Not subtle at all..  Before you leap to the next picture, guess where the secret passage is?  If you guessed the damaged tile behind the pillar, you were totally right.  Unlike most prison breakers, he likes to just sit outside and chill.  Plot items are always good!  So with that, we sail east to Hawaii and north to Osterfair, the Crest Quest hath begun!  ILY ALL BUT HATE YOU ALL FOR RUNNING AWAY. mad  Well aren't you a pessimistic b*****d. mad  ..I can always see the King running around naked with a sword screaming: "I LOVE FIGHTING SO MUCH!" But with that said, let's never talk about that again.  Pfft, I fight those qts for fun these days. D<  Serves him right for fighting plot-based battles, no one wins those. mad  A bit behind in the times, non?  Well, that's a plothole and a half. mad  Yes, thank you, Mr. Beginning tutorial. D<  This weeks' new EI report: Armour of Gaia, only 345,242,234 Gaia Cash! **NEXT CHAPTER- He gives us a hint, and without wasting time, we find ourselves being Thieves as well as with one crest in our hands!
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:20 pm
Chapter XXV: Crests PlzkthxOh man, I think I am going to finish this tonight providing I don't get thrust into random MSN convos as usual. D:  Why don't you ask him? He's like right there. mad  Being pricks, we walk all the way to the other side of the castle, go into the store, raid his stuff and run away as fast as we humanly can.  With all these hints, I don't need it, but why not?  Just for record, when I next asked him, he told me to go east, that p***k. mad  ..I'm just as confused as you are, let's just write this off as that "one Friday night."  I take it he was supposed to give me a hint on where to find it, but I'm just so awesome/dorky I already got it.  How does he tie in with a Hawaiian dog? confused  And what do I get out of it? Absolutely nothing, p***k. mad  Certainly beats calling it the throne room, non?  No need to panic Cannock, she wasn't talking about you!  Trying not to see obscene obsessive fighter images.. Trying not to see obscene obsessive fighter images..  Finally, we finally get to this Crest Quest business!  You're just scared that if we fight too close we might hit you, pussie. mad  ...a dog?  But not really, pink tigers? What is this country up to? D:  It was a grrrrrrrreat battle!  Umm, my Frosted Flakes reference was better, gtfo. talk2hand  But I'm not complaining, one down, four more to go. cool  "I LOVE FIGHTING SO MUCH!" So, with that, we press on, leaving this place for good.. **NEXT CHAPTER- I forgot about something, so we do some backtrackin', get Linda's ultimate weapon, maybe crest hunting if you're lucky and more me getting sidetracked.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:39 pm
Chapter XXVI: Well, I Stole His Thunder!Where we last left off, we were fighting a big pink tiger for a King and there was a 90% chance he was probably masturbating to it, so with that thought all sunk in your mind and whatnot, let us continue.  Back at good ol' Midenhall, I totally forgot there was a prison, let us go in there.  More hints, we need em'.  PS: This isn't the reason why we came here, but whatevs.  Now that we know where all the crests are (minus Water) we should really make a valiant effort to find them now..  This qt here is the reason why we are here..  Oh you children these days, I guess brute force will learn ya'. mad  Sure looks threatening with his two maces.. D<  Besides whacking Rolando and Linda around, we down him with constant Light Sword barrages.  ..and Linda's ultimate weapon.  So continuing on.. we finally go south of Cantlin.  Lies upon lies upon deceit upon lies. mad  In this nelly of a tower, we come across this stubborn b***h.  ..alright, he's not that bad..  So, the majority of this is following him around the rest of the tower even if you could find your way around here by yourself.  Until you end up here..  YOU p***k! mad  And without a doubt, the biggest plot twist in the game..  Needless to say, we fought these enemies at near-beginning of the game..  And a literately a turn later..  After taking the crest from their mangled corpses, we press on.. **NEXT CHAPTER- We kill more Gremlins for another crest, use my nerd/nostalgia instinct to find more crests and actually play the game in a linear sense.
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