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Well if you cannot feel that powerful energy around you, then something is up, I am refraining from taking the lives of innocents so I am not creating mass devastation. I am doing something a little different. Though I cannot be certain i am even in the right place, but it feels like I am. And my senses are not the best but I will try to prove my point that I am not lying about anything I say.

Don't be so naive. For me destroying a planet or a mountain is nothing, but making powers come to the physical realm is so much harder. And the presence you feel is probably dampened if you were spiritual it would probably feel a like a lot more. But lets see... I've increased spiritual gravity around your house (if it is your house even), made my energy and presence extremely strong, I stabbed you in the side once with a sword to see if you felt anything, and I bombarded your house with balls of energy, though I made it so nothing would be destroyed. I suppose I could try to do something physical but it would be very hard.

Spiritual gravity? It's exactly what it sounds like. The spiritual plane has gravity too, and I increased it. And you know what I don't even know why I'm bothering. I don't need to prove anything to you, all you're doing it managing to piss me off by telling me everything I see and feel, and hear, and sense to be true is not true, you're pretty much calling me blind, all because I can't prove this s**t to you? I know what I'm talking about it real and right. And what is SO hard to believe that a high powered being can have a wife in the spiritual plane, go on the internet and talk about music? You're on here are you not? Just because I have power and rank, does not mean that I am above all these things.

I'm trying but it's not like it's super easy. And I've been trying physical phenomena.

I can certainly try but I have a hard time seeing details. And what is so hard to believe me having an Astral wife? She left her physical body when she was young to find her soul mate, that was me, though she couldn't go back to her physical body without losing all of her memory of me, so now I try to spend a lot of my time trying to bring her to the physical plane. We got married in the spiritual world and I love her very much. I can see, feel, and hear her. Though sometimes it's very tough. And you telling me she is not real hurts.

You are supposed to feel the increased gravity, like your body has gorwn heavier, or it is harder to breath, I don't know.

I don't know why you're not feeling things but I am. Right now it feels like my astral body is on fire. I have no idea why. I'm feeling the effects of something.

Hell, I'm not even sure I'm in the right house, i could be at someone completely different, you never gave me your name, specific location, or even what you look like so it was hard for me to track you in the first place.

But I will "try"

Are you wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans? Or maybe the t-shirt is red? Either dark blue or black blankets on your bed..

A poster, or two on your walls... Can't tell what off, bands maybe, not sure..

If you are eating something, is it pizza?

Hey - you're the one who apparently took it personally when I mentioned the astral-wife, dude; you came flying off through the aether to my house with all sorts of notions of being able to stab me and stuff; don't complain to me about not having gotten things you never asked for.

Regardless, your observations couldn't be further from the truth. Black hoody, black jeans, no t-shirt, beige, gold and brown sheets on bed, no posters at all whatsoever. I'm also the only person in the world who dislikes pizza, so that's a no go.

It's interesting that you say your "astral body" feels like it's on fire. I did a little thing just for shits and giggles to see if anything would happen - lo and behold, it did! So assumedly, if we're to assume any of this is true, I can affect you, but you can't affect me? Weird.

But the point is moot regardless; I think you're trolling.

Scenario: Two guys get in a fight. The first one, A, punches the other, B. B feels nothing. B then punches A, and A goes reeling. Now, in this instance, are we really going to say that A was clearly the better person because he "has better senses" (with regards to pain) than B?

Anyway - thank you for your attempt. At least you didn't try to bullshit your way out of doing it. And sorry for calling you a troll - your act just seemed to possess astounding verisimilitude.

My thought was, "Wouldn't it be interesting if I tried to affect him, just to see what would happen?" So, I went to my desk, got a post-it note, and scribbled down a sigil using the letters of Nate's username, then drew two symbols across it to represent a cage - the end design looked something like this. Then, I chanted a quick made-up mantra ("Cage of Ibo, Cage of Woe, thee I conjure, Zalinzurai" - I know, melodramatic and im a wizrad-y, but it was the first thing that came to mind). After a few moments, I took it over to my gas fire, and set the post-it note alight while saying something (I don't remember what I said, but it was most likely something along the lines of "You are burning in the cage"), and let the note burn itself out.

Interesting that he happened to mention the burning sensation, but it could very easily be a coincidence. One could just hop onto my profile, read that I'm a Leo, and make all sorts of broad assumptions about fireyness from that, or something.