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And as Starscream stumbles and trips I somehow end up sprawled out on the floor with the pile of dust right under my nose. While my robotic companion babbles on about some strange force up ahead and the odd temperature reading, I try to get up without sucking in any of dust under me. Of course, before I even start to move my face away from the floor a spider happens to crawl across my hand and I inhale in a moment of panic. This inevitably results in a loud, obnoxious and slightly slimy sneeze which blows away most of the dust. In the meantime, Mr. Seeker's been slowly wandering down the path before us, fairly confident I'll be catching up to him soon, unfortunately.

I see the first aid kit and grin with glee, "First aid, over here!" I raise the pack into the air then strap it on, giggling like the fangirl I am, "I feel like I'm in Left 4 Dead." It was only after I was done pretending to be a survivor that I realized I was completely alone in a dark, creepy labyrinth with only a health pack to defend myself with.
"Starscream!" Scurrying down the only path I can see and am once again reunited with my dearest Decepticon. The bot grumbles as I latch onto his tail and happily walk behind him.

"Holy shi-"
"It's about time!" Starscream far to readily interrupted my moment of panic and shot a null ray at the demon while I settled on throwing rocks.

I shriek and cower as the attack comes my way, because we all know Starscream isn't going to protect me. While the demon seems distracted the robo-fox flies around behind him and launches another round of Null Rays. I manage recover from the attack and continue my rock assault.

That I shall! I curled up into the fetal position, hoping that will somehow save me, and continued to throw rocks, albeit rather blindly. Starscream heaved a sigh at my pathetic excuse for fighting skills and lunged at the demon, knowing that if I met my fate now the fox's attention would be solely on him.

Starscream did his best to avoid the magical sparks but in the end most of them hit their target and the robot was knocked off his feet. He loudly cursed and took a mental note not to assist a human ever again.
"Hey!" I was not happy about the attack on my companion and the raging fangirl kicked in, "No one attacks my Starscream!" I scooped up an arm full of rocks and started lobbing them at the demon relentlessly. Meanwhile the Decepticon got back to up and started another volley of lasers.

It would seem that today Starscream wasn't feeling like his usual cowardly self. Instead of cowering behind a boulder or some such, he took to the air and met the demon head on. This of course resulted in a bit of damage to himself, but hopefully bringing things into close quarters would end this quicker and he could finally get away from the human.
I was really getting tired of throwing rocks but what else did I have? I wasn't about to be an idiot like Starscream and get close to that guy. So, lamely, I continued my rocky assault from a "safe" distance.