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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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 Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:19 pm
"Yup!" Itachi said as he took off his skirt for her already had his cloak off. He then handed Tobi his two.
" Hey Tobi atleast you aren't Hidan who always goes shirt less!" Kyoko said.
" Hidan do you have any threes?" Itachi asked smiling.
" ********!!! ******** YOU ALL!!!" Hidan shouted as he gave Itachi his three and took off his underwear.
Both Seirei and Kakuzu had a nose bleed.
" WHAT THE ******** IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO ******** IDOITS?!" Hidan shouted as he slammed his head on the table.
" Well I'm sort of a pervert and Kakuzu over there is a major pervert." Seirei said as she got a book out that looked like Kakshi's.
" I go since Hidan lost." Kakuzu said. " Kyoko do you have any aces?" Kakuzu asked.
"No...Yup." Kyoko said as she threw her ace at Kakuzu and she took off her skirt and lied it down on her lap. "Tobi your lucky you didn't take off you cloak in the first round." Kyoko said. "Tobi do you have ten?" Kyoko asked.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:22 pm
tobi smiled "nope kakuzu took them a few turns ago, thats why i made snacks out of some of his tentacles" he whispered the last part to stay out of trouble
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:34 pm
" Wait did I just eat a Kakuzu tentacle?" Kyoko whispered.
Seirei then shoved the bottle of sake into Kyoko's mouth. "CHUG CHUG CHUG!" Seirei said obviously drunk.
"MRPMMRPMPMPMRMPSMRA!" Kyoko said being force to drink the sake.
"WOOT! You drunk it all here is your prize! Another bottle of sake!! CHUG CHUG CHUG!" Seirei said shoving a new bottle of sake into Kyoko's mouth making her drink.
Kyoko then grabbed the bottle of sake out of her mouth and place it on the table. " Why did you just make me drink a bottle and half of a bottle of sake? And is that a talking octapus!?" Kyoko said pointing to Kakuzu.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:36 pm
"sshhh careful he has feelings, he might eat your heart if you call him names, he already said that im on thin ice" he said worriedly.
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:57 pm
"He's not a talking octopus?" Kyoko asked as she looked at Tobi. Kyoko then tackled Tobi. " Giant Lollipop!" Kyoko said as she licked Tobi's mask.
Itachi then picked up a bottle of sake and drunked it. "Mr. Shark!" Itachi said as he tackled Kisame who was still out cold.
Deidara came in the room with Sasori behind him and they both were just staring at Itachi,Kisame,Kyoko,Tobi, and Seirei who was currently eating a chair. " Um...Let's just turn off the lights and run like hell danna." Deidara said.
"Good idea Deidara." Sasori said as he turned off the lights and tackled Deidara. " But I have a better idea!" Sasori said. "Pervert Mode On!" Sasori said.
"Oh no."Deidara said.
Kakuzu then just stared at the dark room. He picked up the last bottle of sake and drunk it. He then stood up and tackled Hidan. "Everyone is tackling each other so I thought I would tackle you." Kakuzu said.
"YOU MOTHER ******** GET OFF ME NOW YOU MOTHER ********!!!" Hidan shouted.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:02 pm
Tobi shivered. "tobi's not a piece of candy tobi's a good boy" he said nervously to kyoko, his eye looking through the peep hole on the mask watching what was happening all around them.
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:14 pm
"Oh...Oops!" Kyoko said as she looked up. Somehow she saw a karoke machine. "Karoke!" Kyoko said as she got up and ran over to the karoke and turn it on.
"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM NOM" Seirei said eating a chair.
"Mr. Shark is warm~!" Itachi said hugging Kisame even though he was still out cold.
Kakzu got up and took Hidan in the room with video cameras everywhere and only one bed. " Mwhwhahaha!" Kakuzu said as he locked the door behind him and all the windows.
After that the only thing that you could hear of Kakuzu and Hidan was screaming.
A trap door then opened under Sasori and Deidara and they fell down into the basement with alot of cameras.
"Hey Tobi want to play Karoke with me?" Kyoko asked as she connected two mics into the machine and handed Tobi a mic.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:20 pm
"Oh ok" tobi said happily taking the microphone just ignoring what was happening the others. "Im so glad that everyone is getting along so well with each other" he said excited.
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:37 pm
"Which song do you want to sing?" Kyoko asked. " I am to! I mean look at Seirei's new boyfriend! He's a nice but he dumber than a piece of wood."Kyoko said.
"OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM NOM!" Seirei said still eating the chair.
Pein walked in. " You all had a party and forgot to invite me?" Pein asked as he sat down on a chair.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:05 pm
"but pein...last time tobi invited you to his slumber party and you hit him with a pipe" tobi said sadly remembering the horrible event.
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:32 pm
"Did I? I must have been drunk then." Pein said.
"Tobi you just gave me a good idea! Let's sing in our underwear!" Kyoko said.
"How do you get that idea from a slumber party?" Pein asked.
"What?" Kyoko asked.
"Who gave Kyoko sake?" Pein asked.
"She chuged it all down one bottle and a half of one!" Seirei said already in her underwear.
" Um...Okay..." Pein said.
Seirei then threw a sake bottle and another one with some sake in it at Pein.
"Ow." Pein said. He caught the one with some sake in it. He then drunk the rest of it. "That wasn't sake...That was my most expensive beer that makes you drunk very easily." Pein said.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:43 pm
"ok" tobi said taking off his pants leaving just his underwear. "Im glad I have this mask on so you cant see me blushing" he said quietly.
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:47 pm
"What was that Tobi?" Kyoko asked as she took off her shirt.
Pein took off his cloak already in his underwear.
Seirei then walked behind Tobi and slipped his mask up and shoved a sake bottle into his mouth "CHUG CHUG CHUG!" Seirei shouted.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:50 pm
Tobi tryed to talk through the sake but just made a glugging noise as he chugged the whole bottle. He slid his mask back down quickly hiding his face again. "Uh oh, last time toby drank sake he wasnt a good boy" he said nervously looking at the empty bottle.
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:07 pm
"Oh well!" Kyoko said.
Seirei then walked over to Pein and shoved a new bottle of sake into his mouth. "CHUG CHUG CHUG!" Seirei said.
"WHAT THEM! MHGPGOHOMOMGO" Pein said trying to talk through the sake.
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