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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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 Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:21 pm
"All I did was ******** with his mind using that thingy." Seirei said point to a giant white thing.
" Hey it's the fun machine!" A random person said. " Buy a fun machine now for 9999 Yen! In America that is good deal! In Soviet Russia that is a stupid deal!
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:43 pm
Saso: O.o
Dei: whatever u do...... don't use that thing on me un
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:30 pm
Saso: was it the machine that made him pregnant, or did he do it the old-fashion way? *looking very lost and confused*
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:49 pm
"OH COURSE HE DID IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!!! KISAME IS THE FATHER!!!! MAURY MAURY MAURY!!!" Seirei shouted.
Pein then walked in and threw a wooden chair at Seirei and then walked back over to the side lines.
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:39 pm
Dei: LOL! CONGRATULATIONS ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sorry i was gone 4 so long, i was grounded)
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:43 pm
Tobi lets out a girly scream then feints.
((I was gone for a long time to, so sorry))
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:09 pm
Saso: O.o (still in shock)
Dei: (B**h slaps sasori)
Saso:Kyoko, i think you'r boyfriend is unconscious.....
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:13 pm
Kyoko looked at the unconicuns Tobi and she started poking him. " Yup...Oh dear lord is that Maury?" Kyoko said as she saw Maury appeared out of nowhere.
" NOW MAKE THE FLOOR BLEED!" Seirei shouted.
"...What the ********?" Pein said as he just took a step away from Seirei.
"THE VEGETARIANS ARE ATTACKING!!!" Zetsu shouted as he ran through with a fork in his arm.
A horde of people then chased after him.
"ATTACK MY MINIONS!" Zetsu shouted as Veggie people appear out of nowhere and attacked the vegetarians.
Kyoko just stared at the veggie people and for once in her life stayed quiet. She then went under a table.
A baby then came out of Itachi...it was a mermaid.
"ITACHI GAVE BIRTH TO A MERMAID! IT PROVES THAT KISAME IS THE FATHER!" Konan shouted.
{ I'm sorry for posting late...I thought this guild had died but it hasn't...so....yay! xD }
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:16 pm
((I just rofled so hard))
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:47 pm
{{ xD I was hoping people would xD
Kisame + Itachi = Mermaid with Sharigan! HOLY SH1T!!!1!1!
Sasori + Deidara = Orange! or...MCDONALDS!!! xD
Wait orange...orange = Tobi....does that make Tobi Sasori and Deidara's child? O_o xD
Pein + Konan = A piece of paper with god complexes? O_o
Zetsu + A Rose= A man eating Rose? O_o
Hidan + Kakuzu = A Jashin loving Immortal with tentacles who has tentacle rape complexes? o_o
Orchimaru + Kabuto = DO NO WANT! xD
Orchimaru = Lord Voldermort's son o_o'
Threat Up! Tobi was a bad boy! 8O
I do arts and crafts...mostly with glitter...don't worry I make knifes and skulls.....O_o Wow I must be high on life....xD}}
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:11 am
Tobi slowly comes to and stands up only to see the mermaid baby and then passes back out.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:40 pm
Saso: ..... XO (didn't want to see the birth)
Dei: Is it a boy or a girl? (cheerfully) biggrin
Saso: how can u tell! question
Dei: how can u tell if a puppet is a guy or girl?
Saso: i wasn't born a puppet u know...
Dei: crying Why r u so mean to me!!??!!
Saso: ???????? 0.o why r u so weird today?
Dei: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saso: sweatdrop
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:05 pm
" Deidara-Chan maybe you are erm you know...do you um...bleed from the private spot?" Konan said as she walked up to Deidara.
" DEIDARA-CHAN IS ON HER PERIOD!!!" Seirei shouted.
" SEIREI IS SUFFERING BRAIN DAMAGE!" Pein shouted as he threw popcorn at Seirei.
"HOLY ******** THE VEGETARIANS ARE WINNING!!! AHHH!!!" Zetsu shouted as he ran away from a vegetarian.
" Vegetarians sure are scary....Wait who are those other...people...AAH!!! FISHTARIANS!!!" Kisame shouted as he ran away from a fishtarian.
Itachi just watch from the sidelines as she held her baby mermaid. " I'ma name you Fishy!" Itachi said. She then had a crazy smile on her face.
"ITACHI DO NOT NAME BABIES FISHY! NAME THEM SOMETHING ELSE!" Konan shouted.
"I'ma name you Gorgeous!" Itachi said with the same crazy smile on her face.
"ITACHI!!!" Konan shouted again he eyes one fire.
" Fine! I'ma name you Yuu!" Itachi said as she smiled.
" FINALLY HE PICKS A GOOD NAME!" Konan shouted.
{ He he....I changed the he with she and the his to her BWHAHAHA xD }
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:40 pm
Saso: WTF did u do to deidei!?! Blood coming out of the-
Dei: Sasori, they turned me into a girl, dont tell me you dont know anything about GIRLS!
Saso: .....all i know is the difference....
Dei: sweatdrop so, you never awnsered my question Itachi, how do you know if a mermade is a boy or girl?
Saso: Oh, so you just turn away from me and talk to Itachi! WTH is your problem DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!
Dei: Why must you yell at me!?!?! crying
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HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:42 pm
Konan then gave Sasori a death glare. "Seirei, Kyoko! Get over here now! It's time to gang attack this fire wood!" Konan shouted her eyes now in a evil glare.
Kyoko ran over to Konan still quiet.
Seirei walked over to Konan and held a torch.
"GET HM GIRLS!" Konan shouted.
The three girls then attacked Sasori.
" Easy Deidara-chan! You can tell by the eyes! And if that doesn't work give them a unisex name!" Itachi said pointing to the mermaid's eyes which were closed.
Pein watched in horror as he saw what the three girls were doing to Sasori. " Note to self....never upset Konan or any of the girls. " Pein said as he then shivered a bit.
" SASORI GO ON FIRE NOW!" Seirei shouted as she set Sasori on fire.
" DON'T EVER BE MEAN TO ANY OF THE GIRLS OF THE AKATSUKI OR YOU GET BURNT!" Kyoko shouted as foam started coming out of her mouth.
Konan hit Sasori over and over again with a baseball bat.
All the fishtarians and vegetarians stop chasing after Zetsu and Kisame and watched the three girls beat up Sasori.
" Thank the Pein for Konan and her sisters." Kisame said as he sighed.
" Agreed." Zetsu said as he held a camera and was recording what the three girls were doing.
{ Oh dear lord Kyoko has rabies xD And Sasori is probably going to look like a dead piece of wood after those three are done xD Never ever make a girl from the Akatsuki cry or else all the girls from the Akatsuki will attack you. O_O' }
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