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| Nel Zelpher |
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| Albel Nox |
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 Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:54 pm
Wow, that's cruel... The man's already got one arm burned off, now you suggest cutting off his other one!? D: MEANIE!!
*coughcough* Anywhos... um... I think he'd be able to handle having his other arm cut off... he still has his claw. Not like he'd be defenseless without his other arm, eh? :B (Although it would be awkward... And wouldn't Nel feel guilty about depriving poor Albel of BOTH his arms?? If not then... then... she's MEAN! crying )
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:58 pm
XD;
Nel is mean. Well, she's just very good in battle. >:3
Anyways, lopping Albel's arm off isn't a real possiblity with Nel's daggers. They are too short to be able to dig deep enough into his arm in one swift movement to cut it off.
O:
One of Nel's faults: Her weapons aren't long enough.
XD;
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:18 am
foxyboy_chan XD;
Nel is mean. Well, she's just very good in battle. >:3
Anyways, lopping Albel's arm off isn't a real possiblity with Nel's daggers. They are too short to be able to dig deep enough into his arm in one swift movement to cut it off.
O:
One of Nel's faults: Her weapons aren't long enough.
XD; Quote: Her weapons aren't long enough. O____O;;;; That sounds WRONG, Foxy!! rofl WRONG!!! Lol, I'm kidding, you know I am xd *man hug* Yes, I suppose so... She'd have to pretty much try to saw through Albel's arm to get it off, wouldn't she? xd And Albel has that shoulder armor thing too... Good, his arms safe. Phew! gonk (Oddly enough, I misspelled Albel's name to become... "Albewl"...... Wonder how the heck that's pronounced neutral ... Farty rofl )
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:22 pm
It's EXACTLY what you thought.
XDXDXD
Not really though, I didn't meant that to be taken pervertedly-like, but I think I kinda set myself up for that one. Eek. XD;
Anyways, it would be kinda painful for Nel to hack Albel's arm off. Imagine!!
Nel: -hack hack hack- Oh jeez, your bone got in the way. Maybe I should cut around it.
Albel: OH DEAR LORD! JUST CHOP IT OFF ALREADY! HERE! THE CRIMSON SCOURGE JUST FINISH IT! DX !!!
Nel: ??? Aren't you supposed to be fighting back?
Albel: .... It's sexy when you're on top of me...
Nel: -shanks his gut with Crimson Scourge-
Yes. My AlbelxNel mind took over for a sec. Oops. XD;
Albewl? Sounds like someone burped while saying his name! XD
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:41 am
foxyboy_chan It's EXACTLY what you thought.
XDXDXD
Not really though, I didn't meant that to be taken pervertedly-like, but I think I kinda set myself up for that one. Eek. XD;
Anyways, it would be kinda painful for Nel to hack Albel's arm off. Imagine!!
Nel: -hack hack hack- Oh jeez, your bone got in the way. Maybe I should cut around it.
Albel: OH DEAR LORD! JUST CHOP IT OFF ALREADY! HERE! THE CRIMSON SCOURGE JUST FINISH IT! DX !!!
Nel: ??? Aren't you supposed to be fighting back?
Albel: .... It's sexy when you're on top of me...
Nel: -shanks his gut with Crimson Scourge-
Yes. My AlbelxNel mind took over for a sec. Oops. XD;
Albewl? Sounds like someone burped while saying his name! XD You made me cough reading that rofl This is no way to treat a sick person! Should a third person come in to a situation like that, they wouldn't know what to think... hm... sadistic pr0n, maybe... xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:31 pm
rofl Ok, I'm pretty sure the social work class heard me laugh that time. xD;
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:22 pm
I started evil laughing in class today.
I don't know why.
It was dead quiet until that moment...
Oh yes! I pondered the possible pairing of Beowulf and Jay Gatsby. THE HORROR!
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:42 pm
AnarchySky I started evil laughing in class today. I don't know why. It was dead quiet until that moment... Oh yes! I pondered the possible pairing of Beowulf and Jay Gatsby. THE HORROR! Oh. My. God. rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:52 am
And here's how it'd gooooo!
TO MY LOVE, GATSBY,
I would stab TEN THOUSAND dragons in the face for you. I would swim across ONE BILLION Atlantic Oceans, though, this being The Days of Lore, we call if Francis the Great Expanse of Water. Anyways, I shall carry AUSTRALIA upon my back and leap across Francis the Great Expanse of Water to meet you and prove my love to you on this coming Saint Valentine's Day (also known to the Geats as Super Love Fest). Until that time, please accept this token of my affection. It is Grendel's right ear. I've gotta van Gogh now, so ta-ta my love!
HUGS AND KISSES,
Beowulf, the Awesome
I might actually end up using this for my class.
I warned them that I'd find the most disturbing couple...
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:12 pm
Yes, it's sadistic porn. XD C'mon, we all know Albel is into that stuff. ;D
And I'm sorry Levallia! XD;
And I can just imagine AnarchySky. XD
Those two names sound familiar to me... Although I can't imagine why. D8
AND THAT LETTER IS HILARIOUS.
I. Could. Not. Stop. Laughing.
USE IT. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEIR FACES WOULD LOOK LIKE! >XD
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:18 am
rofl That's hilarious!!!
Francis the Great Expanse of Water! *gigglesnort*
You should SO use it for your class!
Maybe come up with an SO3 version? O.O xD
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:30 pm
Okay. Ahem...
DEAR SNOOKUMS,
I love you. More. Than. Eyeshadow.
There! I said it! It was quite the antithesis to say that to you...
Meet me tonight when the moon is bright, Nox.
We shall make beauuuuu-ti-ful bebop!
ONE THOUSAND SPOOLS OF LOVE,
Duke Vox
Albel Nox stared at the letter. This was nearly as horrifying as the one he had recieved from Romero. But not quite.
Nel noticed Albel was in his typical abject terror pose.
"What's wrong with you now?" She asked.
"Just another...awkward letter..."
Nel shrugged. "So what? I got one, too..."
Early that day...
Nel opened her mail. It was anticlimatic.
Dear Sweetest Nel,
We have been apart for far too long my love. Meet me tomorrow eve in the southern orchard for some "training".
Bow chicka bow wooooow.
Love,
Clair Bear!
"Um." Nel incinerated the paper.
Meanwhile, in Aquaria, Clair fell to the ground clutching her heart.
"IT FEELS AS IF MY HEART HAS BEEN SCORCHED!" She cried.
"I hate Super Love Fest Day," Albel grumbled.
"In Aquaria we call it Lupercalia," Nel said.
"Lupercalia...?"
"Yes."
"...why?"
"Aquarian secrets."
"Sure..."
YAY!
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:50 pm
I can't stop laughing and giggling! Curse you Anarchy sky! XDXDXD
OMG
That is priceless!!!! -is still laughing-
What letter did he recieve from Romero? -raises eyebrows-
And Aquarian secrets, eh? XDXDXD
And I still want to know who Beowulf and Jay Gatsby are. D8
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:18 pm
rofl rofl rofl That. Was. PRICELESS!!! rofl *struggles to pick self up off floor*
@Foxy: Beowulf is the hero of an epic poem, also called Beowulf. You'll probably have to read it eventually in school. I love it so. I first read it in 6th grade and it's still just as interesting each time I read it. heart
As for Jay Gatsby, I'm not entirely sure. "The Great Gatsby" comes to mind, but it's been so long since I saw that.... xP
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:11 pm
Ah. LINK PLZ? XD
Hm... Jay Gatsby... -ponders-
I am still smiling after reading that though. XD
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