Welcome to the O.S.I.
If you're here, then you've been seen as a high risk, a bodyguard, or just someone who enjoys fighting super villains. A more detailed explanation is inside.
If you came across us by accident, then sit calmly and guild operatives will be arriving at your house or place of business shortly for relocation and partial memory wipes. We can't allow for any of this information to leak, after all.